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harryanthe is far and away the craziest homoerotic situationship i've ever encountered in fiction. hey what if i was the first person who ever saw right through your second fiddle act and knew what you were capable of. and then you ascended to minor godhood and cannibalized someone gleefully and voluntarily and i was forced to follow you down that path and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. so i asked you to help me cut open my skull and carve out the part of me capable of grieving and you thought it was a horrible idea but you were an opportunist above all else and negotiated a favor that you would hold over my head until you were good and satisfied which might very well be never. and also you saw me without my religious vestments for the first time and fell a little in love with me. and then made my hair grow out really fast without my consent even though i keep it shorn for religious reasons and vowed to marry me one day. and then you visited me in the hospital and i kissed you with tongue to make sure you hadn't reneged on our deal and told you your sister was probably dead and so you gave me the first scrap of modesty i'd had in weeks and stabbed me in the hand. and then like a day later asked if i wanted to hold hands in girlish solidarity with you. and gave me a stupid little nickname. and i kept on associating with you because you were the only person who still called me by a name i recognized as mine. what if you were objectively the best student but i was god's favorite and we both had inferiority complexes about it. what if someone broke into my room and tried to kill me and i had a vision of myself crawling to you and pathetically begging for any scrap of comfort you deigned to give me and the kindest thing you ever did was walking away and leaving me to stitch myself back together on the bathroom floor before i had the chance. and then i fed you my own bone marrow but it was nothing personal. and you took me back to your room to sleep and didn't even make it weird so i cut your arm off and regrew it while you whimpered and moaned beneath me and in return you agreed to help me kill someone and i slept in your bed for the next couple of weeks and still you didn't make it weird. what if you did a best friend makover scene that i was deeply uncomfortable with and then told me "welcome to sisterhood" and then tried to kiss me and got mad when i didn't want to. what if i dragged you by the hand to check for monsters under my bed and you said you couldn't see them and nobody could tell whether or not you were lying. and then we got separated and you crossed a universe to find me but it wasn't even me anymore. and we were both girls. what then.

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"I don't imagine Hornigold's offer still stands, if that's what you're asking." "No, I don't imagine it does either, but a few hours ago when the offer did stand, perhaps that should have been a conversation… accept the pardons with full intent not to honor it, rather than face what we now face." BLACK SAILS — EPISODE XX.

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Fic | Ever Ancient, Ever New

Augustine had decided to forgive his God. And so, eventually, John decides to forgive Mercymorn. Unfortunately, there’s no such thing as forgiveness.

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sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

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if yaoi is so good then why aren't they women

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da girls are fighting

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You are the bravest person I have ever known. The truest person I have ever known.

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tragedy perverts when the character paves the path to their own destruction

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yeah i love bdsm (books degrees suffering and noMoney)

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BETTER MAN (2024) dir. Michael Gracey

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I have one regret. I regret ever coming to this place with the assumption that a reconciliation could be found. That reason could be a bridge between us. BLACK SAILS — EPISODE XVIII.

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And our champion for 2025....the most annoying fandom on tumblr....is Taylor Swift! This fandom originally qualified with 64 nominations. It will be eliminated for next year's competition

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"For anyone who doesn't know what a Bacon number is, it is the degrees of separation a person is from the actor Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon's number is 0, Someone who has worked with him directly's number is 1. Someone who has worked with that person's number is 2, and so on. (Here is a link to the Wikapedia page on Bacon numbers for more details.)

If you don't know your Bacon number, you can check it on The Oracle of Bacon by putting in the name of the most famous person that you or someone you know have met"

(Submitted by @lucybianchi)

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Taylor Swift discourse simulator where every time you make an argument the simulation responds with "there are others who do this" as if it were literally the only argument programmed in.

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BLACK SAILS

4x06 ● “XXXIV.”

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honest togod i thought the white stripes members were related

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Be honest do you think that actually learning things in high school is important

yeah dude or else youre gonna be that coworker people post about