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privilegesableac:

So, came back from spring break just to realize I lost the member of the, all important, council of rubber ducks, that I took with me… I knew taking him snowboarding was a bad idea. Welp… This is my life. These are my choices. Anyone wanna go buy me a new one? I’ll pay.

What does this even mean?

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rosemaisie:

Hey, Pacific State! I’m juuuuust curious, so if you wouldn’t mind humoring me for a second? I’m thinking it might be cool to showcase all of us talented people via an Open Mic night? If enough people are interested, I’ll totally talk to some local restaurants in the area– although I think they’d be lucky to have us, considering what kind of business we’d bring in! All struggling (or not struggling) musicians who are down to do some acoustic sets, I want to talk to you!

I so mind, I refuse to humor you. But I’d love to come and sing, if you don’t mind going deaf?

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gabrielleclarke:

Spring “Break” officially is over, and I’m grateful due to the fact that I won’t have to read everyone’s countless posts about how they’re on the beach in another country, surrounded by beautiful people that they’re constantly shagging. Now everyone can go back to their regular schedules of school and work, and I won’t have to continue being bitter and jealous like I was for almost ten days. That being said – I do hope that everyone had a great break regardless of my ill feelings towards the holiday. You’re free to gush about it to me now, if you’d like.

Did you have any fun on your break then?

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tina-noelle:

Well, I didn’t exactly get the tan I wanted, but I had great fun drinking and swimming and going to clubs. Even saw a few hotties while I was away.

Did you just see them, or attempt to meet these hotties?

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cassieharps:

— private.

You really shouldn’t have called my sister, Syd. I get why you did, but now I have to deal with her crap, and I really don’t need it. Also, thank you, you know, for not just leaving me passed out on the dance floor.

— private.

I get that that’s annoying, but I’m not sorry for calling her. If it was reversed and Dani had passed out, and no one had called you, you’d probably have murdered 8 people by now. Well, I might be a shit friend, but I’m not completely lacking a soul. 

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PHONE CALL 📞 SYDANI

DANI: raised her brow as she listened to the girl on the other end, wondering for a second if she even meant to call her. Dani wouldn't even know Sydney if it wasn't for her sister, and she was surprised she even recognized her voice, but what was even more surprising is that she would call her in the first place. She could only think of one reason, but before she jumped to conclusions, she decided to wait and listen to what she had to say. Not that she was saying much of anything at first. Being naturally impatient, Dani had planned on saying get on with it, but luckily Sydney did just that before she got too annoyed. Staring off a sentence with 'I mean, she's okay,' was not at all comforting for Dani. She assumed that's what she was trying to do, but it didn't help at all. "I'm sorry, what? How can you tell me she's okay when you can't even get any information?" Her voiced was raised, although she wasn't exactly yelling. It was just out of habit. When Sydney said that Cassie passed out, Dani didn't even have to wonder why. It didn't matter how much she was drinking, it was a much bigger problem them that. "Yes, hi, I'm still on the phone over here." She said, listening to Sydney as she tried to get some more information on Cassie. "Did anyone tell you anything? What the fuck is going on?"

SYDNEY: rolled her eyes in annoyance, not at Dani, she could understand the girl's tone, just at the situation and the lack of information she was being given. "I mean they won't tell me much of anything because I'm not family. I know she's okay because they put her in an ambulance, and she was awake, but she wasn't making any sense, and then they took her away and wouldn't let me go with her. So I know she's at least awake, I just don't know what the fuck is happening!" She screamed, at a nurse that was passing by, looking as unhelpful as all the rest. Her attention was pulled back to Dani, as she squeezed the bridge of her nose, "Sorry, shit. I'm the worst in these situations, I'm sorry." She groaned, "Wait, I see her doctor." Sydney said, as the man she recognized approached her, and began to speak to her slowly in Italian. It was a blessing that Sydney had just happened to take Italian in school, but not such a blessing that she barely paid attention and was still drunk off her ass. When he walked away, she let out a sigh of relief, "He said she's awake, and she's okay. He couldn't tell me what's going on, because I'm not family, but they said I can see her, and that's she's okay now." Sydney said, "I'll have her call you as soon as I get in the room." She said, her voice quieter now with relief.

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TEXT ✉️ HUNEY

HUNTER: You now more than 300couples get married a day in Vegas, and a percentage of them barely last the first year, let alone the first month. Ifi could turn back the clocks and change it, would i? of course, it was one of the many stupid things I'm bound to do in life, but it's Vegas, can you truly say you experienced it without Elvis marrying you? Don't get incestrous, Syd, even i fidn that very repulsive.

HUNTER: What are true friends for, if not for casting revenge upon our enemies and those who wrong us?

HUNTER: Asterio is quite the opposite of those i tend to assosciate with, but he's quite aware that I have very little interest in him, or anything beyond what I'm getting, and that would be a sun filled holiday, lounging by the pool, and getting fairly drunk on very expensive cocktails. While i appreciate your opinions, I was being careless, and some would use the word 'uptight' in terms of describing me, and while I sheltered myself my entire laugh, while living for the approval of a man, who scares his own shadow into the dark, I did something compulsive and idiotic, but look on the bright side, we can annul, and I can hide in the embarrassment for weeks to come, before it all blows over, and it's forgotten about.

HUNTER: Parents giving their offspring means to live on does not equal charity, that's what parents do. Good ones, anyway. I could always get a job. If you know any openings for hot guy who gets paid to sit somewhere and look pretty and not do things, please let me know.

SYDNEY: I didn't know that, but that doesn't mean that I like that you were half of one of them. That's why I said I threw up in my mouth at the very idea of picturing it.

SYDNEY: I can't think of a single thing.

SYDNEY: I guess as long as you have a mutual understanding, I won't worry too much. Just know that I always have your back.

SYDNEY: I know, and neither would me helping you out. That's what friends do, good ones, anyway. I mean, I'm sure there must be something like that, who says working has to be hard?

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PHONE CALL 📞 SYDANI

DANI: had felt strange about being home during spring break. It hadn't been bad, and she loved being with her girlfriend everyday, but seeing everyone else leaving was kinda weird. She wondered if everyone who stayed home felt like this, since this was definitely a first for her. Not that she even cared about anyone else traveling. Except for her sister, of course. Despite their talk before, not much had changed on Dani's end. Maybe she won't freak out over her sister's pictures anymore, but she wouldn't be herself if she didn't worry at least a little bit. She had hoped that she wasn't getting in too much trouble. Especially since she read her posts before. She literally cringed at the thought of random Italian guys hitting on her sister. They could be creeps and weirdos. Well, so could American guys, but it was different when she was out of the country. That's what she had been thinking about when her phone rang. It better be Cassie, because now she needed to hear from her. Dani should never be left alone with her thoughts. "Hello?" She answered, without even checking to see who it was.

SYDNEY: practically jumped out of her skin when she heard the other woman answer the phone. "Uh, Dani. Hi." She peeped, finding her balance against a wall, suddenly tongue tied. Sydney had never been good at being comforting, and she wasn't someone you wanted around during a high stress situation, so how was she supposed to deliver news like this? Clearing her throat, she tried her best to get her own head on straight. "Uh, sorry to call, but uhm..." She looked around, hoping to see a doctor or nurse she recognized to get some more information. "I mean, she's okay, before I freak you out but listen, Cassie and me, we were just dancing, and I don't know, she wasn't even that drunk, but she just sort passed out. I can't really get much information, because everyone here is a fucking moron, but I just thought you should know." Sydney paused, as she saw a nurse she recognized and stepped in front of her. "come è il mio amico?" She practically shouted at the nurse, though she barely knew any italian, at least it was coming in semi handy. "GOD WHY CAN'T ANYONE HERE JUST SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH. THIS IS FUCKING AMERICA." She yelled back at the nurse, who not so kindly reminded her that they were indeed in Italy. "I don't care! Someone just fucking tell me what's going on."

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PHONE CALL 📞 SYDANI

SYDNEY: chewed on her lower lip as the phone rang in her ear. While Syd was close with Cassie for a while now, she didn't know Dani quite as well, and her reason for calling was not anywhere near as pleasant as she'd have liked, it was a call that needed to be made. Sydney wasn't entirely sure of what had happened, but she could only assume it wasn't good, healthy girls don't just pass out on the dance floor, especially considering they hadn't had /that/ much to drink that early in the night. Yet, here Sydney stood, in the waiting room of an Italian hospital, waiting for any news on the other girl's condition, hoping Dani wouldn't answer her, so she didn't have to actually relay the news of what was going on.

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TEXT ✉️ HUNEY

HUNTER: Mm, I'm sure we would all hate to marry a young, hot, rich man, such a nightmare. how will i ever survive. As first marriages go, I believe i bagged quite a catch. Besides, he isn't all that terrible, especially when i don't have to put up with him. That would be the excessive alcohol.

HUNTER: I can fight my battles, but it's always nice to have good backup, just in case.

HUNTER: Hey now, I'd first be homeless than a charity case, okay? I'm resourceful, not a hooker, I didn't marry him for his money, so can you at least tone down your disgust. I was sleep deprived, and as i said, it's hard to be reasoned with, when a mans technique for persuasion is his mouth on specific body part, and at the time, he was quite convincing. I was hoping, my father would see sense, and try and salvage the disastrous move i made, but he isn't even taking my calls. Happiness is overrated, darling, but I disapprove of the tone you're using with me right now.

SYDNEY: I would. I don't care how young, hot or rich anyone is, marriage is the last thing I'd chose to enter into at this point, but again, it's your life. Mostly, but with a little mixture of accidentally picturing someone I consider a brother having sex.

SYDNEY: I wouldn't doubt that for a second. I just meant that if he actually stabbed you, I'd be there to get revenge for you.

SYDNEY: The only tone you're getting from me is one of concern, because as stupidly sappy as it is, I do want you happy, and I worry that this is something that will make you the absolute opposite of happy. Any other tone your sensing, is absolutely projection. While I don't like the choice that you've made, nor the person you've made it with, I've certainly made, and continue to make, my fair share of poor choices, so I'm certainly not going to judge you. But the way you're talking about it, how he convinced you, no matter the means, marry someone shouldn't take convincing, and that's why I'm worried that this will make you unhappy.

SYDNEY: And I'd certainly never think of you as a hooker, I only mean that Grayson has always been an asshole, in my opinion, but if worse came to worse, I would be more than willing to give you whatever you needed. It's not charity anymore than it's charity for my dad to give me money to live on.

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hallieday:

Wow, and I thought I had a lot of siblings. I’m not sure I’d be any good at punching people, so I wouldn’t be able to join in, but it does seem like a mess that I don’t think either of us want to deal with, so I vote we keep them far away from each other.

It is a lot, but luckily I only have to deal with a few at time, since they’re not all in the same household. I think you’re too sweet to punch anyone, anyways. I think you’re probably right. I do usually enjoy punching people, but for the sake of peace, I’ll skip it this time.

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TEXT ✉️ HUNEY

HUNTER: As i said, It's the runt of the litter, but gorgeous nonetheless, specifically when very little clothing is worn. Why does anyone do anything completely sober? Do i sense judgement being thrown my way, Syd? You're clearly missing out, It's definitely something worth seeing.

HUNTER: that - or, he stabs me while i sleep in the bed beside him.

HUNTER: Grayson Clarington himself, witnessed his golden boy tongue deep with another man, when photos of Asterio and I , circulated, who knew the damaged soul was popular? Well, first night in Vegas, i got a call, my credit cards were discontinued. and after a heavy argument with my father, some harsh words, It's somewhat hard to say no to someone when their technique of persuasion is them situated between your legs.

SYDNEY: Runt is right. Any judgement your sensing is on the institution of marriage, not you. Or possibly on your choice of spouse, but that's neither here nor there, since I'm not the one married to him. ...I think I just threw up in my mouth.

SYDNEY: Well, rest easy in knowing that if he ever tried, I'd bury him piece by piece all across the country.

SYDNEY: Wtf? Grayson cut you off? Hunter, you could have come to me, you know I would have given you whatever you needed, you didn't need to marry him. It's your life, so I'm not going to judge, but jesus, you can't be happy with that choice, can you?

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TEXT ✉️ HUNEY

HUNTER: I married a Smythe, a runt of the litter, might i add. I wish i could blame it on the encouragement of alcohol, but I was as sober as they come. He's quite the sight, but it's me we're talking about after all, I have high standard, and the sex is .. well, i wouldn't want that mind to run wild.

HUNTER: It's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission, so I might let them grind on me and deal with the consequences later.

SYDNEY: If by a Smythe, you mean one of the triplets, I approve, if not, ew. Why would you get married when you were completely sober? I wouldn't get married to anyone even if I was so drunk I couldn't stand. Trust me, my mind will be doing anything but picturing you having sex with anyone. Ever.

SYDNEY: I agree. Besides, what's the worst that happens, he divorces you and the world is right again?

SYDNEY: But really, I'm going out, and before I get so drunk I forget my own name. Why Hunter? Why would you get married, you're clearly not in love, or I would have heard about him before now, so why?

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cassieharps:

Wait, my sister’s here?

Actually, I was referencing my mother, but hey, if your sisters here, invite her along for some drinks and grinding with hot guys. Not that she’d be interested in either. 

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roxanne-jones:

My Spring Break in a nutshell: shagging, cocktails, sunbathing and more shagging. I might be a wee bit tipsy at the moment, and I never want to leave the Bahamas. That is all.

I’m slightly jealous, only because mine hasn’t had nearly enough shagging. Not for lack of options, but I apparently have decided getting wasted is important, and that just makes me question who I am as a person this week, honestly. I’m glad you’re having fun, though. Who are you in the Bahamas with?

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cassieharps:

Since I’m too hungover to move, let me go ahead and pretend to give a fuck about the rest of you for a minute. What are you doing with your Spring Break? Does it beat out waking up to a villa-top view of Venice with hot Italian guys around every corner? I’m gonna go with no, but go ahead, try me.

My spring break has been horrible! Some wretched whore has latched her way onto me and I just can’t seem to shake her! Can I never catch a break?

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hallieday:

How many do you have? I have five siblings, and the oldest is definitely the most immature. I could see that, and I’m sure it’d end with Sophia punching them in the face for some reason or other, so maybe we should keep them away from each other.

Well, I have three brothers on my dad’s side, and then on my mom’s side I have four siblings, so a total of four brothers. I wouldn’t be surprised in the least, but they’d probably deserve to get punched. Though, then I’d have to punch her back to defend them, just on principle, because they couldn’t punch her back, and it would just be a whole giant mess.