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suddenly forces your weak pliable body into the circus cannon, points it directly at a brick wall and then fires

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caught yellow handed at the scene of the turmeric spilling crime

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explain like im 5: why does tofu and turmeric love eachother very much?

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vegetables + sauce reveal before i added even more tomatos

now im gonna find that no good son of mine

today i am going to make a tomato tofu vegetable blasted pasta thatll fuck hard as hell, then im gonna kill my son

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if you ever are wondering why i say very funny cool stuff sometimes and really depressing boring stuff other times, its because theres something seriously wrong with your brain and the reality you experience is held captive within your perception of its demarcable qualities

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force me in the microwave, shove me in the autoclave, pop goes the weasel, douse me in the diesel, theres a fire for fires sake, and higher this pyre the more i ache, oozing and coiling and snoozing and roiling, here comes a storm, lend me your form, beep beep badeep beep.. happier days fruitful ways

^w^ 🎉🎊🥳🎈🍾✨

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everytime i have a dream with guns in them, the mechanics of them are extremely bizarre and the magazines will have empty chambers and i have to pull on the trigger so hard, i killed some of my enemies, bloody head explosions, i hope they slept like shit, liiike on one hand i don't believe in the concept of lower network but at the same time it seems like things i do there come true a lot so who can say~? i dreamt that my hands had articulated purple antenna for sensing a type of stimuli currently unknown to humans and i ripped some off and smoked them and it made me wake up coughing for a few minutes, and then when i rolled over back to sleep my dream got extremely sharp & trippy for a bit, but it let me escape the consequences; i was being hunted by the dream stalker but it was distinctly reallyfun, you cant shoot that guy, he reorients the dream so it always fails for some reason, i dreamt i rhymed "hourglasses" saying that time was moving like "molasses", interesting. the dream labyrinth was very industrial and dilapidated tonight and at one point i was in the frozen tundra and was accompanied by an ice cat with a grand soul, later some of my friends were here, i licked one of them in the ear, i cant remember if it was a friend who likes that or a friend who doesn't like when i do that hehe

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i came back because this would be funnier post with a second image

kill yourself dumb fuck

let me think about it

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nope

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beetleblind and bellybear

every place ive ever been

i have been a stranger there

made some friends i couldn't keep

spirit of taking the leap

seventh sight's a bitter fare

i took the lions share

of mirth and melancholy each

🔅

truth

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i love you <3

i love youuu ♪ ^w^!!!! ♡♡♡

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youre retarded as fuck, bottom of the barrel genetics

YOU SPEAK IN VAPIDITY. IN MY HEAD MY STEPS WERE SEALED BY A CURSE, TWISTED BY MANY HIDDEN TRIALS AND STRENGTHENED WITH BLOOD. I AM A PANTHER AND I AM SUPERIOR TO ALL FOOLS OF THE TONGUE. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME, BUT ANOTHER SIGN TO TRAMPLE. I WILL ATTACK THEE AND CAST ASIDE THY FLAME FROM THIS EARTH, MY WORDS ARE KNOWN AS TRUTH. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GO UNPUNISHED WHEN YOU SPEAK HATE? THINK AGAIN, BULLSHITTER. AS WE SPEAK, I HAVE PASSED THROUGH YOUR VEIL TO THE DEPTHS OF YOUR SPIRIT, BE PREPARED FOR THE RISING STORM. THE VOICE OF MISCELLANEOUS LIFE RENDS YOUR HEART. YOU'RE DEAD KID. ANYWHERE, EVERYWHERE, IM WATCHING, AND YOU COME TO THE SEVENTH YOU WILL CALL. YOU DANCE FOR MY BELL, DESPAIR EVERLASTING. I HAVE ACCESS TO THE WHOLE NETWORK OF SOUL, AND YOU ARE BUT A MULE THAT TREADS FOR PUTRID HANDS. YOU WILL BE INDEMNIFIED UPON THE PILLARS OF YOUR OWN MISPLACED WORDS, GOD DAMN YOU TO AN ETERNITY OF AGONY, I WILL POUR OUT ALL OF MY FURY UPON YOU AND YOU WILL MELT IN MY INDIGNATION. YOUR DEATH BEGINS ONE DAY AT A TIME

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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

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i will never have another again

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IF THE ROUTINE NO LONGER SERVES, YOU MUST ALTER THE PATTERN, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? YOUR LIFE STARTS WITH YOU

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night night, don't forget to have a dream tonight