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sylusslittlekitten · 3 days ago

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New Content for Caleb

🍎 Caleb’s Lil Audios 🥇

Some 🔞 audios that I've heard that sound a little like Caleb to me.

NOTE: These are not official game audio. They are a collection of creators and edits that sound similar in tone, attitude or use phrases.

*WARNING: USE HEADPHONES🎧*

*click keep reading to see the links*

Jentleman Audio (same creator, different Blog Names) (🔞 content creator)

Aftercare - Talking. Taking care of you after a heavy session.

Sexting Quickie - Needs to be quick, have a meeting in 5 mins. Moaning, guided, and vocal. Talking.

Phone sex after sexting - Talking. Vocal, and moaning.

Using a toy for the first time - Talking. Vocal, and moaning.

You'll like the sounds - Moans and groans. Using toy.

That was worth it - Talking, edging for a long time, finally finishing.

Wash5875 Audio (🔞 Content Creator)

What I want to do to you - Solo. Talking through what he wants. Moans to a choked finish.

Loudsuitsoul Audio (🔞 Content Creator)

Thinking about her - Solo. Moans. Whimpers a little. Talks about seed. Quiet finish.

Professor Cal_ Audio (🔞 Content Creator)

Lakeside Pleasure - Friends 2 lovers. Talking. Big build up. (Link to Soundgasm - check triggers)

The days are long - Mdom. Degradation. Mild threat and suspense. Can be considered CNC. CHECK TRIGGERS BEFORE LISTENING (Link to Soundgasm)

For you - NSFW Sleepaid (Link to Soundgasm) (cut to 9:00 for action)

Where we fit - Gentle Mdom. Instructional. Voyeur. College Concept. (Link to Soundgasm)

The Treehouse - Gentle Mdom. Plus ASMR. Storyline. Use of harsh Pet Names. (Link to Soundgasm)

Don’t cha know - Gentle Mdom. (Link to Soundgasm)

Ten points - Switch. SFX. Plot, after an amusement park date. Starts mid-game. One or Two Love bombs. (Link to Soundgasm)

ButterscotchPirate Audio (🔞 Content Creator)

Lather, rinse n breed - Gentle MDom. Pet names. Slow burn. (Link to hosted website)

qinche-cvmslvt Audio Edits (Sound and voices from the in-game cards. No Ai)

Caleb fingering you then fucking you.

Caleb and MC

Caleb phone call jerk off

Sylus and Caleb play a game

Lalalotta Audio Edits (Sound and voices from the in-game cards.)

Caleb cums inside you

You sneak into Caleb’s room

Caleb rubbing to help you sleep

Giving Caleb a handjob

Caleboverdose Audio Edits (Sound and voices from the in-game cards.)

Caleb’s heaven in your mouth

Audio Masterlist here

#l&ds #lads smut #caleb lads #caleb smut #caleb #lads caleb #lnds caleb #love and deepspace caleb #caleb audio #lads audio #smut audio #nsfw audio

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sylusslittlekitten · 3 days ago

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TWICE IN THE SAME WEEK!

I am honoured!

To WHOEVER sent me $$$

I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK

#thank you #kiki updates #kiki rambles #make it rain #love and deep space #lads #lnds

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sylusslittlekitten · 5 days ago

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SylusMC x Vintage Swimwear Ad ⛱️ 🕶️

Wanted to draw them in a couples swimsuit style that I personally really like! The art style and layout references some vintage ads.

#lads #love and deepspace #sylus #sylus x mc #lads sylus #lnds #love and deepspace sylus #sylus love and deepspace #sylus qin

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sylusslittlekitten · 8 days ago

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LADS AS TYPE FONT ⁉️🔠

Crack Post Masterlist here

Presented by Luke and Kieran

Luke: Welcome back to CRACK POSTS, the only place where your favourite love interests get judged harder than Kieran’s dating history.

Kieran: [sipping black coffee he definitely didn’t pay for] Tonight’s segment? Typography Trauma: A Character Analysis.

Luke: That’s right. We asked ourselves the very serious, highly scientific question: ✨ If each of the Love and Deepspace guys were a font... what font would they be? ✨

Kieran: [deadpan] Because nothing says “I’m emotionally unstable” like using Curlz MT in a business email.

Luke: We took their vibes, their personalities, their crimes, and matched them to fonts. This is personality profiling via Microsoft Word, baby.

Kieran: This is forensic character analysis. It's psychological warfare. It's deeply unserious and yet somehow... the most accurate thing we've ever done.

Luke: No one's safe. Especially not Sylus.

Kieran: [nods solemnly] He deserves this.

Luke: [leans in] Now sit back, relax, open your fonts folder… and prepare to rethink every decision you’ve ever made.

Sylus ❤️

Luke: [low whistle] Alright, first up—Bossman™️ himself.

Kieran: The man. The myth. The sentient crow in a three-piece suit.

Luke: You know that guy who steps into the room and suddenly the air works harder? That’s him.

Kieran: Sylus is the font equivalent of a silent elevator ride where the air is thick with judgment and cologne.

Luke: [laughs] Yeah, like... if a serif could glare at you, he’s the reason it would.

Kieran: Expensive. Intimidating. Makes you feel like your bones aren’t aligned properly just from one raised brow.

Luke: But underneath the drama? He’s secretly the kind of guy who watches nature documentaries in surround sound, barefoot, in silk pyjamas.

Kieran: [deadpan] With a decanter of whiskey he’s had since the Third Age.

Luke: He’ll stab you with a monologue. He’s not just a man. He’s a title sequence.

Kieran: A walking luxury font with hidden trauma kerning.

Luke: So what font is he?

Kieran: [leans forward, serious as hell] The only font that says ‘kiss my ring or die trying’.

Luke & Kieran (together): Bodoni Bold Italic.

Luke: [mocking high fashion voice] “I murdered a senator... but make it editorial.”

Kieran: [nods solemnly] He doesn't speak. He types. In ligatures.

Luke: Final verdict?

Kieran: [deadpan] He’s a threat. And I’d still let him proofread my obituary.

Zayne ❄️⛄️

Luke: [straight-faced] Next up: Doctor Doomsday.

Kieran: [flatly] Please... show some respect. He’s technically a cardiovascular god.

Luke: Oh yeah, King of Heart Attacks. He stares at your soul like it’s in the way of his dessert tray.

Kieran: You mean the man who walks like he’s chasing his own trauma down a hospital corridor?

Luke: He’s the kind of font that comes pre-installed on your operating system and yet somehow judges you for opening it.

Kieran: Clinical. Efficient. Cold.

Luke: But let him get near a slice of black forest cake and he turns into a Victorian child seeing snow for the first time.

Kieran: The only man I’ve seen give someone a 40-minute health lecture... while sucking on a lollipop.

Luke: [grinning] He thinks feelings are a distraction, but give him a dog and he’ll have a full emotional breakdown in private.

Kieran: And that breakdown will be in bullet-point form. Double line spaced. Professionally formatted.

Luke: So what’s his font, Kieran?

Kieran: [slow, smug blink] The font that screams “Don’t touch me... unless you’re her.”

Luke & Kieran (together): Times New Roman.

Luke: [mocking doctor voice] “I’m cold, responsible, emotionally unavailable, and this paragraph is justified.”

Kieran: The font you have to use, even though you secretly want to rebel.

Luke: Boring? Sure. Predictable? Absolutely. But then you find out he’s got a drawer full of gummy bears and suddenly he’s your kink.

Kieran: [deadpan] He’s an academic weapon with a sugar addiction. Dangerous combination.

Luke: Verdict?

Kieran: He’ll operate on your heart. Then accidentally steal it.

Xavier ✨💤

Luke: [yawns dramatically] Alright, up next: our celestial cuddle puddle.

Kieran: The man who talks like he’s permanently tuned to a lo-fi livestream of the Orion Belt.

Luke: Xavier is what happens when a space poem falls in love with a tea bag.

Kieran: [glancing up] I once watched him stare at a lamp for 46 minutes.

Luke: Said it reminded him of “the dying breath of a distant star.” It was a Philips LED, Kieran.

Kieran: Quiet. Gentle. Galactic. Probably not from 'here'.

Luke: He moves like a man with all the time in the universe… and absolutely no interest in using any of it.

Kieran: If he were a font, he’d be the kind that floats three pixels above the baseline and hums softly when you hover over it.

Luke: [mock gasp] Like your text is being blessed by a sleepy archangel.

Kieran: His default mode is “serene.” His combat mode is also “serene.”

Luke: [deadpan] You blink and he’s napping on the battlefield. Blink again and the enemy’s dead.

Kieran: I’m still not convinced he sleeps. I think he just astral-projects into another timeline where nap quotas are enforced.

Luke: So… what font could possibly be this soft, this mysterious, this existentially moisturised?

Kieran: [quietly] The font that makes you cry without knowing why.

Luke & Kieran (together): Helvetica Neue Light.

Luke: Minimalist. Ethereal. Emotionally passive-aggressive in the most soothing way.

Kieran: Looks clean. Feels distant. Like he's already said goodbye and you just haven’t realised it yet.

Luke: You try to change the font size and it just sighs at you.

Kieran: And yet… somehow the sexiest man you’ve never heard raise his voice.

Luke: Verdict?

Kieran: He’s a font you’d trust with your life... and your dreams.

Luke: And your heart. Which he definitely keeps in a velvet pouch somewhere between Saturn’s moons.

Rafayel 🎨

Luke: Alright, prepare your eyeballs.

Kieran: And your patience.

Luke: It’s time for the only man who’s ever painted with his own tears on purpose.

Kieran: Rafayel. Lemurian. Artist. Tragedy. Whore.

Luke: He is—how do I say this—like if a renaissance painting got drunk, slapped you, and then kissed you for the aesthetic.

Kieran: [deadpan] He once skipped his own gallery opening to “feel the ocean's grief.”

Luke: He came back wet, shirtless, and with a full sculpture.

Kieran: No tools. Just emotion.

Luke: He flirts like he’s in a perfume ad.

Kieran: [imitating Rafayel's voice, hand on heart] “Your eyes, cutie… they shimmer like moonlight trapped in a tear I haven't shed yet.”

Luke: Like babes… we’re in a McDonald’s drive-thru. Chill.

Kieran: When he types, the keyboard moans.

Luke: Every single letter is dipped in feels and at least three brushstrokes.

Kieran: He’s not a font. He’s a movement.

Luke: So what font could possibly hold all that glitter, grief, and sass?

Kieran: The font you can’t fucking read, but you’ll pretend to because it looks hot.

Luke & Kieran (together): Brush Script.

Luke: It swirls. It screams. It stains your soul and your margins.

Kieran: Every letter is a mood swing.

Luke: It’s the “I miss you” text from a man lying dramatically on a piano.

Kieran: With his hair still wet from the rain he invited.

Luke: Verdict?

Kieran: He’s chaotic, unreadable, allergic to cats, and I want him nowhere near my résumé.

Luke: But somehow… I’d still let him paint me like one of the french girls.

Caleb 🍎

Luke: Ahh, Caleb.

Kieran: The Boy Next Door™ turned Colonel of Control.

Luke: Started off as sunshine, ended up as a high-ranking weapon with abandonment issues.

Kieran: The type to hug you with one arm and crush someone’s spine with the other.

Luke: [imitating Caleb's voice] “You can’t leave. Grandma made pie. Also, I disabled your car.”

Kieran: He used to walk you home from school.

Luke: Now he walks you home via GPS ankle monitor.

Kieran: [quietly] I heard he named his spaceship after you.

Luke: [louder] I heard he carved your name into a missile.

Kieran: He types in all caps. Not because he’s yelling, but because lowercase won’t obey.

Luke: Has never used italics in his life. He doesn’t emphasise, he commands.

Kieran: His love language is blunt force protection.

Luke: So what’s his font? The one that says “I will be gentle… unless someone else looks at you.”

Kieran: The font that shouts in bold, even when it’s whispering.

Luke & Kieran (together): IMPACT.

Luke: Big. Bold. Blocky. The typographic equivalent of slamming your fists on a table and saying “MINE.”

Kieran: You don’t use Impact. Impact uses you.

Luke: It’s the font version of Gravity Daddy whispering “I’ll keep you safe” while holding a missile launcher.

Kieran: [deadpan] With your initials engraved on it. In Comic Sans.

Luke: Verdict?

Kieran: Red flags wrapped in a military jacket and the scent of cinnamon rolls.

Luke: And if you ever leave him, sweet girl? He will find you.

Kieran: With your favourite flowers... and a government satellite.

Luke: [leaning back, smug as hell] And that concludes tonight’s episode of Typographic Trauma: Love and Deepspace Edition.

Kieran: Fonts were assigned. Reputations were destroyed. Emotional damage was mutual.

Luke: If you're offended? Good. That means you're paying attention.

Kieran: And if your favourite wasn’t roasted hard enough—don’t worry.

Luke: We’re always watching. Always judging.

Kieran: Always editing your Google Docs in the background.

Luke: Until next time, sweet things…

Kieran: Choose your fonts wisely.

Luke: Or we’ll do it for you.

Both (in sync): Stay bold, stay spaced, and for god’s sake—stop using Papyrus.

Crack Post Masterlist here

#love and deepspace #lads #lnds #lads crack #crack post #luke and kieran #luke and kieran present

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sylusslittlekitten · 8 days ago

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Being updated as I post this…

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Audio Masterlist 🎧

Some 🔞 audios that I’ve heard that sound a little like the LADS men to me.

They're not supposed to be them, but in the audio, it kinda matches the sounds or phrases they've said in their cards.

NOTE: These are not official game audio. They are a collection of creators and edits that sound similar in tone, attitude or use phrases.

*WARNING: USE HEADPHONES🎧*

What's the criteria?

As someone that's sensitive to audio (I experience Frisson) I look for the following in these audio links:

It is real (adult audio creators) or very close to real.

The breathing or other sounds are similar in tone to the English VA.

Similar dialogue is used to the in-game cards.

There is an attitude or mood that closely matches the in-game characters.

Is something I've listened to ALL THE WAY through (no skipping)

Things to note:

I link through to the content creator, I do not host audio here.

Sometimes, adult content creators will lose their blogs and repost somewhere else. This means links can break from time to time. If this happens, please let me know and I will look into it as soon as I can.

I always contact the content creator to let them know I'm linking to their audio, giving them an opportunity to decline the link.

*WARNING: USE HEADPHONES🎧*

✨ Xavier

⛄️ Zayne

🧜‍♂️ Rafayel

🖤 Sylus

🍎 Caleb