sylvain-the-immortal-alien
sylvain-the-immortal-alien
LORD OF FROGS
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he/they hi there I'm the weird boy they warned you about
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sylvain-the-immortal-alien · 11 months ago
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for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme
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sylvain-the-immortal-alien · 11 months ago
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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
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sylvain-the-immortal-alien · 11 months ago
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Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.
(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)
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sylvain-the-immortal-alien · 11 months ago
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please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris
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sylvain-the-immortal-alien · 11 months ago
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On days with no tummy aches, it's like I'm invulnerable, I could fight a truck and be fine. On days with tummy aches, you might as well lay out my death bed and let me sleep, it's my time.
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sylvain-the-immortal-alien · 11 months ago
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
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sylvain-the-immortal-alien · 11 months ago
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characters who are actually two characters are so important to me. d.i.d. doppelgängers. possession. twins. clones. au versions of the same person. sometimes a guy is two guys and that is so so so important to me
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sylvain-the-immortal-alien · 11 months ago
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we are so ableist about memory. people with good memory take for granted the fact that they can recall as much as they can, and use that to taunt, guilt and threaten people with memory issues. many neurotypes and mental illnesses cause memory lapses. traumatic brain injuries can cause memory lapses. brain cancer can cause memory lapses.
even if your memory is good, it's not right to guilt someone because they can't remember something. trust me, people with memory problems are desperately trying to remember: it's just that we literally can't. it is a very literal "i can't remember".
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sylvain-the-immortal-alien · 11 months ago
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LETS START SOME RP BLOGS!! AND LIKE RP ON HERE!!!
Sounds awesome, i'm in
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sylvain-the-immortal-alien · 11 months ago
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SYLVAIN
YEEHAW YES WASSUP
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sylvain-the-immortal-alien · 11 months ago
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AYYYYYYYY MAN
AYYYYYYYYY
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This really crunches something in my brain. In a good way
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Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.
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KILL ALL THE TRANSPHOBESSS
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Rock and Stone.
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Do you ever just get stuck on the straight side of a website and can't escape (help)
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