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marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

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I ordered a custom crepe and it seems the chef approves of my design

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billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie

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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!

Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!

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Trauma Team - Red Zone

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btw i do believe plastic surgery can never be feminist or empowering i don’t care how many narrative hoops you jump thru to justify your nose job it’s not an act of feminism it’s an act of caving to insecurity and social standards. if you’re offended by people criticizing plastic surgery because you got it “for yourself” btw idc. spend your money better. stop using tiktok filters. idk what to tell you

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Measured In Feet

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when horse movies are like “look at this wild mustang, just caught fresh out of the mountains of wyoming” and show you this

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The Corpse Whisperer (Trauma Team)

I miss them so much

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can i matchmake you guys somehow?

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds