if i were a tardigrade i'd move out from home why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne
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Setting piece for a blades in the dark campaign I’m too excited to run; Lord Calhouns mansion, an old manor house tucked away in the corners of the Six Towers— or rather, whats left of it. It now serves as a shrine to a forgotten god, The Undying Flame and HQ to its newly appointed cultists.
#hehe#im gonna write something More on this blog about his house and its setting...#for the blades party...
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I may or may not be over prepping for my first dming session of blades but it sure is fun coming up with npcs 😩
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womp womp i found my login for this so i can finally repurpose this into a Blades in the Dark NPC Hub hehe.. i might use this to post stuff for posting in-game handouts Post each session n such >:) <3
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Painting of my ranger Calhoun in a world of Warcraft campaign !!
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‘‘YOU CAN’T KILL ME, I’M IMMORTAL BITCH’’ cals last words to lord marrowgar before being impaled on a bone spike --
#HE SURVIVED. BUT BOY. FOR A SECOND HE WAS LIKE ''I TAKE IT ALL BACK'#the urge to write an emotional drabble#dnd posting.
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JUST GOT THE MOST RIDICULOUS WEAPON
You have a +4 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with this magic weapon. This crossbow's serrated bolts deal an additional 1d6 slashing damage on hit. Whenever you use this crossbow to fire magical ammunition that requires the target (and adjacent creatures) to make a saving throw, that saving throw is made with disadvantage.
While attuned to this weapon, your Beast Companion gains a +3 bonus to attack rolls and benefits from your Hunter's Mark, Favored Foe and Colossus Slayer.
Proficiency with a heavy crossbow allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with it.
but it also has the Best Aesthetic and i need to draw it
#DND UPDATES#I HAVE A PLUS FIFTEEN TO MY ATTACKS IM NEVER MISSING AGAIN THIS IS INSANE#if i didn't know i was about to be thrown in a fight against 100+ enemies plus the lich king i would be like hm maybe this is overkill#but instead im like ''THIS MIGHT JUST SAVE MY LIFE. maybe''
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one day i will make a fancy inspired-by-mtg-card-art image of cal dealing 69 damage
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MY LIGHTNING ARROW FINALLY HIT WITH A NAT 20 AND IN TRUE CAL FASHION DEALT 69 DAMAGE
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update ; we have stormed the citadel, cal decided to prepare for battle by getting as drunk as possible, he is now attempting to blow up vampires in a cave post storming, but he’s so hungover the dndbeyond dice know and keep giving him awful rolls and i like to imagine he’s not even missing the shot he’s straight up missing his crossbow and the bolts are just clattering to the floor loudly while the vampires he was trying to blow up with lightning arrows chant ominously
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People keep expecting great things from me but I’m 75% dissociation and 25% sex brain.
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cal is prepping for an attack on the icecrown citadel in our warcraft dnd campaign and let me tell you him writing a letter home to the syndicate like ‘ABOUT TO FITE LICH KING ,GONA B RICH AN FAMOUS, BYE’ is likely to be the last thing he writes before he’s shattered to a million pieces and likely revived as part of the lich kings army
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I played a wrath of the lich king based dnd with cal today so here’s the boy
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working on commissions so probably not going to be posting too much personal project stuff ( with the exception of updating patreons !!), have a little sketch of my world of warcraft character because all i’ve been doing in dreanor is fishing lmao
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