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Jurassic world rebirth: this is d-rex

Me in the theather: dydannodaudus dex

Jurassic world rebirth:

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Kpop demon hunters' main villain is a bisexual mouth

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Every day I wake up like "today i dont have to go to the store" and then I have to go to the store

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I am very happy to tell everyone following my clangen drama that the newest leader is in fact great grandchild of MOTHERFUCKING SWIRLCLAW

U DID IT QUEEN U HAD TO MAKE 23 KITTENS BUT UR BLOODLINE LEADS THE CLAN NOW

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i just want to say i LOVE your clangen cats

Awww thank u!!! Im glad people like them <3

These latest ones were pretty chill but there is some juicy fucking drama coming (i always wait that all cats related to one story are dead before posting them)

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Leader who didnt do much + one of the most wholesome couples this messy fucking clan has given me

(less known flags are: Firebrand -> aroflux, recipromantic. Spark -> recipromantic, rosboy)

These cats arent super messy but if u want to read some of the weirdest drama click the "sysiclangen" tag

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Hot takes with Sysi part 29377392

I think there SHOULD be adds before a movie in the theathers but there are specific rules they should follow

Like ive been in smaller theathers where theres no adds and that feels wrong. Like the movie cant just start u have to tease me a bit come on buy me a dinner first

But I also dont want to watch fucking 15 minutes of some cocacola adds ect. There is a pattern that I want theathers to use

1. Few bullshit adds. Like drinks, cars ect. Stuff I am kinda annoyed is there and im not listening but im getting used to being there

2. A trailer for a movie. A short one, probably not very exciting trailer to get me going "omg movies"

3. Like a couple more bullshit adds to make me want more

4. Trailers. The best ones. Just keep them coming. U want me to know about the new movies right???

5. The "could u shut the fuck up and not use ur phone" screen

6. Movie starts

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W and E are too close to each other. When im writing i keep calling people hoes

I might just want to ask how someone is and end up slutshaming them like Yoda

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When I was a kid who barely spoke english we had to read the book Holes in school (we read it in finnish) and i had heard that they made a movie about it and I wanted to see if I could find it for free so I googled

Holes movie free

I did not find what i was looking for

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More of me trying to beat up people as i am being beat up by more people

OfflineAshes

@gladepaw

Chisswag

Foxyrulz

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WHATS YORU ARTFIGHT NAMEE?? I CANT FIND IT :C

Haha, it is just Sysi over there!

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Me and my desperate attempt to fight back in artfight

@secret-art-central

Atlanta1996

@hellebore-petall

@sleepycreatureinc

@faiths-productions

@odydinosaor

@thrumples read their comic @darkcarnivalcomic

@fossilclaws

@ammoliterose

Tirednet

(I am making revenges mostly by randomly choosing an artwork ive gotten and checking does the artist have a character i vibe with. And i draw these while i work lmao)

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hello! huge fan of ur clangen dynasty cats may I humbly request u make them characters on ur artfight?

U know what i wasnt going to but thats so sweet so I added them! Put them all in one to keep my account nice and clean

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Me trying to get in a cannibal survivor gang during zombie epidemic: my ability to focus? Not great. Can I fight? Not really. Will I slow u down? Absolutely. But im an artist and storyteller so unless u want to die of boredom *little white person dance* u go with me

The gang leader, wearing human skin cape:

Me: i do draw cats faster than humans tho so you guys might have to turn into furries

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Just watched 28 days later reaction video (havent seen the movie fr yet) and for the first time I heard that THE HELICOPTER PERSON IN THE END SPEAKS FINNISH

I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND GOT HIT BY "lähetätkö helikopterin?" (Could you send a helicopter)

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28 days later would never have happened if I was one of the people at the start of the movie cause u will not let a chimp out on my watch infected or not THOSE ANIMALS ARE MORE SCARY THAN ZOMBIES

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Me reading ginga again as an adult:🧍

The barely disguised piss kink: 🧍