Call me (the host) Anne Fairchild or any of its derivatives. I use she/her and it/its pronouns. Our favorite element is phosphorus.
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im just a big fan of silly, nonverbal, genderless, sometimes homicidal, feral little protagonists
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I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”
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sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone
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I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

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upsides of listening to music:
music yay yay yay!!!!!! yaaaaay!!!! yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
downsides of listening to music
if you listen to the right song for the first time while in a certain headspace you will be changed forever as your soul shutters and warps and contorts into new forms never before seen
get an idea for an animatic you will never finish
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whats your favorite bird?
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Them
Secretarybirds
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HOW I DRAW THE ENTIRE OMORI CAST :D including some silly little headcanons hehehe
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