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Apollo and his weird ass coworkers

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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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i feel strongly about this

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the pendulum is going to swing back so hard to woke, it will be unbelievable. you're going to be arrested if you go out without pronoun pins

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the funny thing about socializing cats at the animal shelter is that it can sometimes be quite difficult to tell the difference between a cat who's very scared, but unwilling to move or hiss, and will strike or bite if you touch them, and a cat who's a little scared and unwilling to move, but doesn't mind being touched. which means that sometimes I go through the whole process of acclimating a cat to my hand being in their kennel, getting them used to my hand as a moving object, slowly making my way closer and closer to them, testing which angles of approach bother them the least, and eventually making contact, only for the cat to look at me like "thanks for finally petting me. are you stupid or something?"

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This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

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To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

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On the phone at work with the woman born in '37 and she was apologizing for complaining about her pain and I was like oh no worries I got fibro I get it and she was like "oh we're in this together then" and as we were laughing about it she unprompted said "so who are we gonna kill about it" and because this is exactly the energy I wish every customer had i instantly replied "well I can't plan that on a line my bosses can hear" which she got a real kick out of. Anyway go grandma

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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her: you gotta be a car that transforms into a cyborg pony then into a small biplane if you think we're fuckin

me:

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Y’all my app just glitched so this was the only post i can see

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LMFAOOO

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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕

yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe