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This is not an addiction
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mildly funny when someone gets divorced out of your family and your relationship status becomes like. ex-uncle. ex-stepsibling. yeah we shared holiday dinners for years and now you're just some guy to me. c'est la vie.
#no i mean me and leron arent cousins anymore! he frickin divorced me!#please just one insane thing at a time. why did the goose have teeth
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Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”
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New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard
a) Jesus Christ
b) Odysseus
c) Jayce Talis
d) Jonathan Sims
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OP is a film & TV makeup artist and demonstrates transformative contouring techniques to alter facial features. (cr 影视化妆师木子樊)
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Wait how will there be gambling under communism if we don't have money?
your concern about communism is ... lack of gambling?
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is it harassment to request someone whose dni youre on to block YOU so you cant compulsively click through the "you have this user blocked" message to read their stupid ass opinions
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anyway as a cataplexy update last night a firework or something went off as i made a joke at like almost perfect vine boom timing and i fucking fully collapsed
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the absolute maximum amount of effort that topic should receive is a response of, like, "my created headmate fucked your mom"
also if i blocked you out of nowhere its probably nothing personal. i dont actually gaf abt block evading so if you want to come ask you can. if it Was personal youll find out tho bc i dont exactly mince words
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I think because "mad" or "upset" is the word associated with trolling that people think any level of amusement means they aren't feeding the troll but like
No theyre laughing . At your response. The goal is to poke you with a stick that they think is objectively stupid bc they think you are easy to get an essay out of in response. Whether or not you were screaming and crying and throwing up when typing it is not the point theyre laughing at the fact that you spent 15 minutes responding to something that was the argumentative equivalent of making a fart sound and a rude gesture
also if i blocked you out of nowhere its probably nothing personal. i dont actually gaf abt block evading so if you want to come ask you can. if it Was personal youll find out tho bc i dont exactly mince words
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lately ive been blocking anyone who posts anti-willo anons with legitimate responses that arent jokes bc i dont like watching people get bullied so. be funny about it ig
also if i blocked you out of nowhere its probably nothing personal. i dont actually gaf abt block evading so if you want to come ask you can. if it Was personal youll find out tho bc i dont exactly mince words
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also if i blocked you out of nowhere its probably nothing personal. i dont actually gaf abt block evading so if you want to come ask you can. if it Was personal youll find out tho bc i dont exactly mince words
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