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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

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okay but like troy constantly correcting randalleighon and outright refusing to respond to him/refer to him by HIS nickname unless he used troy's preferred name vs him not correcting his dad once. troy having to use his nickname to make a point to his dad vs randy slipping from "trameighlton" to troy when they were talking on the factory floor, without even realizing it. don't think i didn't catch that shit.

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btw is his name spelled extraordineighreigh lougferd

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can you tell he’s my favorite character

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"why have you been making machines that kill people?" "we've always made these." "oh ok" lmao??

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remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.

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kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

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auauaughh troy tensing up every time his dad touches him im so upset. too whimsical and silly to just be his dad

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at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback

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now, i did not get my ass dragged to easter dinner in the frilliest little can’t-go-play-outside-for-the-egg-hunt fuckin dress every single year of my childhood just to put up with you sayin all this bullshit

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It's always sooooo funny when English people or Americans are like "Why are Irish names so hard to pronounce?? Why are these Welsh words so insane???" that's because it is a different language that you do not speak hope this helps ❤️

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in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

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i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”

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regardless of whether it's a real phenomenon or not i have to hand it to spontaneous human combustion for being such a deceptively professional-sounding combination of words for the funniest explanation for anything on the planet. cause of death: their body just did that.

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these are my mutuals. they know who they are

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aesthetic of the day i think