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so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

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fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang

[tabithaandtheknightsofren]

torture the bisexual brunette man some more

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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Strangers in Lively Town

Took me half a year to complete 🤪

[tabithaandtheknightsofren]

daddy has to be honest kitten. i think we're going to have to sublease and turn the sex dungeon into a bedroom again. the rent is going up and your asmr slime youtube isnt taking off like we thought it would

[tabithaandtheknightsofren]

*tearing my shirt off, groaning and twisting painfully like I'm about to turn into a werewolf* I need a kissy

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Hey if a guy's leitmotif starts building up again but this time it's got like a church choir chanting in Latin it's because he's decided to cool it and be friends right

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the world is not scary plus im strong as hell

[tabithaandtheknightsofren]

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams