tablet-blast

[tablet-blast]

Wow. I suuuure wonder.

This shit is exactly why you test your fucked up murder robots while NOT being in the direct area of their reach.

...Aaaand now he's dead as hell. Great.

"What Shit?"

[tablet-blast]

...'Right.

Thanks for the clarification though.

I am rapidly approaching your location!!

@the-real-subspace-tripmine

Yup. Aware.

If you see any random an-excessive-amount-of-years-old fucked up facility, that's where i'm at. Specifically in the like.. i dunno what it's properly even called. weird room you observe outside out of on like the top of this thing.

...Try not to blow anything up.

[tablet-blast]

I am rapidly approaching your location!!

@the-real-subspace-tripmine

Yup. Aware.

If you see any random an-excessive-amount-of-years-old fucked up facility, that's where i'm at. Specifically in the like.. i dunno what it's properly even called. weird room you observe outside out of on like the top of this thing.

...Try not to blow anything up.

[tablet-blast]

TARGET SPOTTED.

COMMENCING ANNIHILATION

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM-???

[tablet-blast]

bites your fucking horn off

...Have fun trying to chew through literal metal, wires and shit? They're like 83-or-something-roughly-close-to-that-% mechanical. fucking thanks, i have to fix it now.

[tablet-blast]

*SLAMS DESK* WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT.

[Z] HELLO. I REGRET TO INFORM THAT TABLET.. IS NOT EXACTLY HERE RIGHT NOW. HAVE YOU COMMISSIONED THEM TO MODIFY YOUR GEAR AT SOME POINT, OR ARE YOU LOOKING TO DO IT? FORGIVE ME, I AM.. JUST MILDLY CONFUSED ON THIS. IF IT IS THE FIRST CASE, I WILL TRY TO SEARCH FOR IT. WE VERY WELL MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN IN THE RECENT COMMOTION. I WOULD REQUIRE AN APPROXIMATE DESCRIPTION OF YOUR GEAR THOUGH. IF IT IS THE LATTER, I WILL INFORM TABLET ONCE SHE IS BACK.

[tablet-blast]

sign this paper

(its not a ploy to get you to buy me more acid so i can drink it wdym)

... Why do you drink acid?

[tablet-blast]

[Z]

I STRONGLY AGREE WITH THIS IMAGE.

[TABLET]

Glorious idea right 'ere. Where do i sign up?

[tablet-blast]

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

[Z] - HUH?

[TABLET]

- ...Did we just get rickrolled through the askbox.

[tablet-blast]

yoohoo! pizza guy here!

— @crossroads-pizza-delivery

Oh, hey!

Thanks for the pizza buddy! Here ya go-

Tablet proceeds to pay for it.

Thank ya again, for, uh- Actually coming to this least-normal-place-in-impferno-history.

[tablet-blast]

It is affecting my ability to create gears via _______ and out of my own organic matter to a very noticeable degree, but for the most part i am fine.

'Righty. Good to know you're ok even with how hard the wormhole rearranged you, i guess.

[tablet-blast]

Out of the impact area. It's her message that got bounced.

I'll wait until she's back at ours to tell her everything. Too risky to send her anything while she's out and this is going down.

Noted.

How are you doing close to the wormhole there by the way? Been feeling it become.. unstable-r.

[tablet-blast]

A leak, the second darn time. To the literal bloxy awards bastard.

You know what to do, Tabs. Get your.. biograft friend on it if possible. And... You do you, but i strongly recommend you don't take any modification requests from any lot you do not know until this settles down.

👍

gettin on it. Anybody goin' in will be at ascension-blast-point. Or directed towards our resident green malware menace or Carrion's basement if they're being a major issue.

Z ain't home right now, but i'll inform 'em when they get back.

Where's Glider by the way?

[tablet-blast]

Tablet. Tablet we have a fucking problem.

Keep your eyes directly on the border of the impact area. We CAN'T have some bastard get in and ruin everything because of a message bouncing the most wrong way possible again, ESPECIALLY if some little shit will also be trying to earn off of it. The Ban Hammer incident is NOT repeating.

Sigh.

Gen.. What went down this time?

[tablet-blast]

opinion

Clearly, their ass is NOT watching. I like this. Pretty funny.

[tablet-blast]

:)

Wha.. What's that supposed to mean. Are you like- trying to be ominous with this or- ...You know what, i give up on comprehending this honestly. Smiley face it is. ..What are you of all possible people in 'ere for anyway? The biografts you tossed over in this general direction or somethin'?

[tablet-blast]

Ugh. When will this thing even- Oh. Thank fuck. Tablet 'ere. Finally managed to unscrewup the connection hard enough to flop myself back onto some sort of civilized digital space. Namely this hellsite. There probably won't be much, but i guess i can say that "asks are open". For now. Got inquiries? Commissions? Feel free to throw 'em in. Me and Z are mostly unoccupied right now, so IF it's SFW and also not any hateful bullshit, we'll answer. That's it for now y'all. Go wild on the comms, i guess.