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long island, long island, two beer taps swirled like dairy queen (combo move)

three vodka red bulls and whatever the lady wants

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dirty expresso martini for the lady

three vodka red bulls and whatever the lady wants

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three vodka red bulls and whatever the lady wants

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Big Herbivore doesn't want you to know this but like the best part of being vegan is people love asking if you're doing it for health reasons. yeah man tater tots and bang energy i've never felt better

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only deigning to eat one piece of pasta, call me princess MonoGnocci

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quite possibly my worst trait is enjoying movies where a cary grant type woos a woman by being mean and chain smoking at her

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not all who mountains are pnw

the mountains are please and i must lost

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the mountains are please and i must lost

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nothin better than stumbling on a tape of a jazz fusion band u like and realizing every member is collectively the funkiest person of ever

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"Siskel and Ebert in Ancient Rome" (Joseph Pillsbury, "Dragonmirth," Dragon 166, February 1991)

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WHY IS IT CALLED 7 LAYER DIP BEAN SALSA GUAC SOUR CREAM CHEESE SALAD THATS 6 LAYERS

if "sliced olives" is a layer then so is lettuce and tomatoes!!! now it's 8 layers!

grow up

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walking around this house like i'm a peripatetic

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asked my partner what half and half is, apparently they're skimming the cream off some milks and dumping it into other milks they like more!?? end this injustice now.

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lin manuel miranda bravely answers the question what if the beastie boys listened to showtunes instead of metal

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"everything can be counted in 4/4 if you're not counting like a nerd" truer words, im dancing cumbia at your math rock show

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and then we spin it again

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cannot stand the idea of christmas lists. just say thank you