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As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:

DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.

It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.

Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.

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Another good boomer joke

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Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

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writing a callout post for our cat:

invading queer spaces (the dining room table)

refusing to listen to queer voices (us telling her to get off the dining room table)

harming queer bodies (puts her claws out when you pick her up)

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catching up on dungeon meshi eps with a friend who fell a bit behind lol

[Commission Prices][Etsy][Buy me a Kofi]

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my mental image anytime i see someone leave this comment

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A heart shaped friend 🐮 she is picking flowers for her mums flower shop!! (i will be posting more about her and her family!)

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More little monsters getting into the holiday spirit :)

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You can only reblog this today.

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(1) It is my birthday.

(2) My spouse hand-made my birthday present and I am gobsmacked.

He made it by hand. Hand sculpted the goddess statue. Hand painted, hand stipled, everything. He bought the greenery but the wood is bark from our wood pile and he painted and assembled and sealed and and and idk I'm knocked on my ass.

Please help me praise him, he's an incredible artist and doesn't think highly enough of himself.

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Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

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Animal Crossing Wild World Origami Book - Teaches you how to create paper heads of Tom Nook, Timmy & Tommy, Wendell, Saharah, Duck villagers, Koala villagers, and Wolf villagers.

See the video of where this book was featured here!