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this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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okay. enough jokes. i'd like to take shelter in the warmth of your gaze now

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Palestinians are stronger than any marine

(Sharing their other link because they have a regularly updated account that they use like a normal person, everyone be normal about this please)

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

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bedtime is a very difficult.

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i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy

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sorry for thinking fully clothed sex is hot. sorry for thinking that making someone ruin multiple layers of valuable fabric separating them from me because they're so desperate for my touch is attractive. i'm so fucking sorry alright.

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very funny that the symptoms of blood loss include making you more uncoordinated and cognitively impaired. look at me i'm so cute and helpless and fucking dying.

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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now

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JUSTICE FOR BIG CHALLENGES I LOVE YOU BIG CHALLENGES

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How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

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