She/her | 20s | mountain gremlin | recently turned german boomer media enthusiast |
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.
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Spatort + BBC's Sherlock
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ah yes die österreichischen Monate.
Jänner. Feber. Meber. Aperol. Mayer. Juner. Juler. Amadeus. Semmel. Oberl. Noberl. Dezerl.
#schreie#Semmel gotta be one of my fav months#OP diesen post mit express post an die Hofburg#da brauchts ein Volksbegehren bitte
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[Du host a echt blede Art von Humor, woast du des?] Ja, ich hab dich auch lieb.
Tatort: Wir sind nicht zu fassen! (2025)
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these two posts are in a very loving relationship
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ich mag den begriff "wortschatz". das ist mein berg an wörtern und ich sitz da drauf wie so ein drache
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new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.
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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely
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Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that
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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves
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writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.
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Subjunctive and domjunctive mood
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