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So it turns out Tae's Save the Children bracelet is desparately supporting the plight of the Palestinian children right now. Those McD fry losers should be praising him at the moment, yet I have seen nothing. We knew of their hypocrisy when they refused to "educate" other members for even more blatant support of genocide. I am glad Tae exists in this ugly world and his genuine kindness and honesty slaps haters hard eventually.

I also read that you only get a bracelet if you’re a regular donor, and that’s very heartwarming. Especially how supporting he has been through the years not only to children in need, but also to medical workers back during covid calling them “white angels”. He’s always been a respectful and caring person, and never needed to air out his donations to let people know.

The people who wanted to “educate” him back then didn’t say one word to the multiple collabs the members had with z/onists, didn’t say anything to the pictures Joon posted and multiple of them attended concerts left and right. To this day, it’s safe to say it was not only about fries.

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UGHHHHHH. Them both being cute and hot together in their time off. KILL ME.

But Kim Taehyung (full name required). The cutie patootie little face with The Bod? I am very much not at all ready for his post-military return. Because I wasn't even ready for this. But I'm not sure I've ever been truly prepared for anything Tae has done...something to think about later. But like....excuse me? Do you have no regard for my health and well-being? How dare you. Put on that slutty little tank top with your tits and abs sticking out and flex your big ass arms and then also bring out the bread cheeks and the puppy eyes. And you stand next to that happy squinty normally-boba eyed boy, flexing in one of his 2 all blacks outfits while looking wide as hell. Like an inverted Dorito chip. So, um, just to get this straight (😉), you two are just...sweating and being hot together in your free time....OK. I'm not saying I'm imagining anything....But I know, without a whisper of doubt, that there are shirtless-to-near-nakey giggle times happening before/during/after. One day Tae is going to post a re-do of their tits out pre-enlistment Facetime call and there will be a slight high pitched noise and then *poof* collective combustion.

Sigh. But it's so good to see them together and cute and hot and healthy and together.

The way Taehyung got the prettiest face I’ve ever seen in my whole life and now he’s got that body too. And that WAIST. He looks like a dream I’m telling you. He’s flexing his body but he has to so something cute every 5 seconds or else he will combust 😢

I’m glad they’re spending good time together healthy and happy, it’s almost over and they’re almost free.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF?!?!?!

I literally burst out laughing, threw my phone down and did a lap.

Because WHAT?!

I.AM.DEAD.

I saw this and had to take a deep breath. Absolutely insane I’m telling you WHATS HIS PROBLEM

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Gym updates getting crazy 😵‍💫

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have you listened to rm's new song?

Listened a bit ago when I saw this ask, it's a very personal song and it sounds like a sound that Namjoon has already done before in multiple occasions, but it's not bad.

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Sometimes I come across a gif of blonde Tae looking particularly ethereal and it stops me in my tracks. Just unreal.

Favorite ethereal blonde Tae moments?

OKAY I'M READY FOR THIS QUESTION. As you guys probably know, I really loved blond Taehyung, I think he looked stunning no matter what shade he was currently having. So I'm biased and every blonde Tae is a memorable moment for me, but I'll try to list my most favorite.

First AND foremost, Layover Taehyung. The dirty blonde he spotted for Layover and the blonde he kept through all that era was immaculate, I don't need to say more.

VICON!! Self explanatory, again. JUST PERFECT DOWN TO THE FIT UGHHHHHHH

BST era Taehyung, when he matched his golden hair to his golden suit, honorable mention to Slow Dancing Taehyung. And to Rainy days artist Taehyung.

And every single time he had blonde hair bye I love his blond hair.

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Admin if you could only recommend one song to Tae which would you recommend?

Something by Hozier, they need to get on a song together asap. Purposefully keeping this answer vague because I can't choose just one song. It's a fun question tho, what about you?

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39 days left!

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https://x.com/mybwirgo/status/1917938609300340745

They remain so unbothered by the blatant hypocrisy.

I guess it makes sense after the absolute mental gymnastics that are required for them to think the absolute worst of Tae.

I wonder if the people who constantly question him having any input in Layover or his support of/inspiration from queer media are the ones writing thought pieces about the malicious intent of a years old picture of a french fry.

So Taehyung should take accountability but Namjoon, who has been online for every single day since he enlisted and he’s the one member most involved in fandom spaces, prob didn’t know and can be excused?

The hypocrisy makes my skin crawl, indoarmys should be on their knees begging for Tae forgiveness.

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40 days left!

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Do you want me to go easy on you? No. Don’t go easy on me. Okay.

In The Soop : Friendcation | Episode 1

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The double standards in this fandom are crazy everybody should be a little ashamed of themselves 😵‍💫

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All in the span of one day 🫠

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Oh my god?

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THE LITTLE FLOWER BEHIND HIS EAR 💗😭

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https://x.com/jjkvvlt/status/1916867341477974218

Tae's never-ending love for life and ddaeng.

All of their reactions fit their personalities too. Hobi is 110% in. JM is an observer who finds it hilarious. JK is just straight vibing. Like if he wasn't driving, he would absolutely be right there with Tae participating and hyping him up.

SOOOOO CUTE 😭 oh bon voyage 4 you were golden.

One thing that cracks me up is that they’re so easily entertained, everybody laughing and having fun. Too cute. Let Taehyung have a rap single 2025 petition!!!!

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PJMs really going to cause BTS to disband and then they'll be left with their mediocre pop boy who can't really sing trying to convince everyone he's the next Prince... They can go on shitting on Tae and JK and Yoongi and Namjoon but real ones know what talent looks like

No fr look at how Blinks gassed up their Lisa and Jennie only for them to flop hard - at least Jimin has a level head and knows he's not all that.

Everyone realizing what kind of parasites are pjms is so funny to me, like this has been going on for years and now the fandom is actually realizing a bit how deranged they are.

Jm really attracts some kind of insecure people, I gotta give that to him.