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Got the best birthday gift a girl could ask for: 4 cases of Diet Coke

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You know those photos of little birds sleeping together on a branch, all cuddled up in a line? This, but its the Order of the Robins from Dark Knights of Steel, high up on some precarious ledge:

(The photos in question:)

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long haired dick grayson by nichasheng on twitter

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"seeing a Robin out alone means Batman is injured-" seeing a Robin out alone means that they're about to attempt murder and don't want B to stop them, that's literally how Dick Grayson developed the Robin identity

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More mermaid stuff

really random but this was purely inspired because I couldn’t get the Beautiful Boy song out of my head.

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Our husband (Robin) has gone off to war (grounded in gotham) and we’ve been praying to god (annoying batman) for his safe return home (being able to hang out again)

— Every superhero team with a Robin ever

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Nightwing (2016-): Fear State

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he's so small 🤏🏼

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“It’s a pretty great view, huh?”

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Tumblr usernames are so funny, "the ghost of jason todd started following you" okay well can he stop

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Honestly, I need a scene where Dick gives someone a heart attack because he decided not to take the stairs.

Just imagine the scene: Dick has been living with Bruce for a time now, so he's already used to Dick's tricks, but that doesn't mean everyone is just as used to them.

Bruce has a visit with someone from high society, call him a company employee, call him simply a millionaire who is there for x reason. Whatever.

Dick (like 10 years old maybe), leaving his room in a hurry: Hey B! I finished my homework, I'm going out to play now!

Bruce: Okay, chum. Have fun! Come back before dark!

Dick: I will!

Dick, literally being on the second floor, opens a hallway window, and simply jumps out of it.

And Bruce is totally cool with his son jumping off a second floor window while the man next to him runs to the window in absolute panic because oh God, Bruce Wayne's son just kill hims-

Dick performs a perfect somersault, stops by hanging from a tree branch, does an extra flip, and lands softly on the ground before running off into the woods to play.

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You're all goofy

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Green Lantern discovered that Robin is the little shiny version of spooky.

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One of the things that I will NEVER stop going feral for when reading comics is the general notion that

When Dick is young, Bruce focuses so hard on his work as Batman and his assertion that Batman is the truer and more important of his two identities, that he accidentally creates a Dick Grayson that thinks he is worthless if he is not Robin.

I was reading Robin: Year One and (SPOILERS FROM THIS 2001 COMIC) Dick gets fired as Robin after Two-Face nearly kills him. And once he has recovered, runs away, and he leaves a note for Bruce that contains the line "You don't want a partner. And you don't need a son. I'm sorry I failed you." and I lost my ENTIRE mind.

And to me, this always has to be a MAJOR part of why Dick is so hurt when Robin is stripped away from him permanently. Yes, it is his mantle, and yes, he thinks that his work as Robin is generally important, but ultimately, it stings so much because he is convinced that if he is not Robin, then he isn't ANYTHING to Bruce. Because Bruce doesn't need a son. Because if he's not Robin, then he has failed him.

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DICK GRAYSON and TALIA AL GHUL coparenting is such a cruel and unusual punishment for both of them but also for damian. I know they don’t do a good job of it either it’s a shitshow in the way typically only brought on by an acrimonious divorce. First time these behaviors have been seen outside of a walmart parking lot weekend custody swap

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Sum

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golden age comic panel that has aged like a goddamn fine wine