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getting a part time job is like yay employment but i forgot how much work and school suck together wdym i just worked 5 hours and now i have to work another 5 hours on my computer
#almond chattery#in a prison of my own design#etc etc#it's ok im done with school Literally Next Week#frankly i'm pretty much done after tomorrow#but one thing about me...i'm gonna complain#wah wah wah the boy cried.#but nobody listened because when the boy was like i'm going to do a stupid thing and hurt myself everyone was like don't and he did anyway#goodnight
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the only thing that can save us is bi threesomes
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we’re the circle in the square
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the house is spinning
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every time i stay up too late to go to sleep im like ok! this is the last time, it's ok because im still young. and then a week later i do it again
#and i Am young#but if the cycle continues...girlll#almond chattery#the problem is just that if i have something important the next like a meeting#if i sleep there is a strong possibility i don't make it#which has happened! and it's scary#whatever. it's fine! i will take a nap when i get home ❤️
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why do you always post about getting stuck in your room?
the door knob is so slippery and wet its hard to turn i dont know… i dont know. i dont know. i dont know
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gay as hell to be all-knowing. what you trying to know about? men?
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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened
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*ai tiktok tts lady voice* boiling my husband alive in oil!🥰
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cant even hornypost about falin touden bc im just gonna get dozens of people responding with marcille speech bubble image edits
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enough "girl help". haven't women done enough? how about "dude assist"
#havent women done enough?#this was a really good one i fear#How was this post originally about check please. what did i mean by that
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this panel is the blueprint
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wild cats are awesome because they range from “that’s just a cat”


to “are you sure that’s a cat”


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