#!hellfie

[hiss-and-vinegar]

🐍 OUR FAMILY IS FAR SUPERIOR TO ANYONE ELSE'S!!!

🐍 WE ARE, ALL FOUR OF US, GORGEOUS AND RESPLENDENT!!! LOOK AT HOW OUR COLOURS COMPLIMENT ONE ANOTHER, AND HOW WE STAND OUT!!! WE ARE THE SUPERIOR FAMILY!!! THE MOST PERFECT, THE MOST EVIL, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL!!!

🐍 VALERA REPPETTO, SIR PENTIOUS, MERRITT REPPETTO PENTIOUS AND ELIZABETH REPPETTO PENTIOUS!!!

🐍 CERTAINLY WITH MORE IN THE FUTURE... YOU REALLY THOUGHT MY SUPERIOR TRAITS COULD BE STOPPED!? NYA HA HA HA!

[ this art was drawn for me by @autokrates for my birthday!!! thank you so much it's LOVELY I cry with joy looking at it!!! ]

[sackreligion]

[ The television turns on. The radio turns on, too! There's a quaint little stage, and the curtain opens up... revealing Rhedd! He's starting to tap-dance to quite a few familiar tunes! ]

[ Little tendrils of red reach out from his bowtie, clapping along to the beat. Once he hits the finale, the tendrils wrap around Rhedd-- he tips his hat, takes a bow, and disappears into his own shadow. HAPPY HALLOW'S EVE'S EVE! ]

[radioconstructed]

⌖ I HOPE THE BABY THINKS I'M COOL :3

[eldritchamy]

When you when don't when cozy when bed when don't wanna you get up the when you you bed too when you don't the cozy don't get up the when

when you zzzzzzz

"How many blankets do you have?"

YES. SHUT UP.

"Hey Amy wasn’t it like 10pm when you took these?"

ALSO YES.

"Is it because you went to bed ear-"

NO.

so sleeby

[moonbornewriter]

It begins.

[alastorous-disastorous-archived]

[The Alastorous Dastor~ Has Posted A Photo!]

[Behold that culprit! Bare Witness To The Guilty Party!]

#PillowPrincess #HOARDER! #PillowHOARDER!!

[oops, he forgot to tale his silks down!]

[sasyall]

Instagram: @thesasyall

I had to create my semi-kawaii version of Hrellfire Club 😈🤘🖤

[loverdotpng]

Okay here's the s/i stuff. bonus art bc I'm kinda obsessed with this brush:

[theredhookian]

#hellfie #manhattan #street #shop #window #reflection #rectangle #newyorkcity #newyork https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce9SUSvp8Gc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[killerlookz]

I just asked for 2 w eddie munson and just realized i didn't specify which one 💀💀 it's for fluff I'm so sorry 😭

a/n: hehe! no problem anon, thank you for clarifying!

PROMPT LIST: Fluff #2: "You're jealous aren't you?" "I'm not jealous."

Only You | Eddie Munson x gn! reader

warnings: none, just some light jealousy! | word count: 0.9k

You lean against Eddie's beat-up van, propping up one of your feet and letting it rest against the hard rubber of one of the wheels. Your arms fold against your chest and you watch your boyfriend from a distance as he walks towards the van. You wait patiently for him to make his way over to you, just like you'd been waiting for him for the last twenty minutes.

"Hi, baby," He greets, once in your vicinity, placing a hand against your cheek and a kiss on your lips. You place a delicate hand on top of the denim that covers Eddie's shoulder and pucker your lips back, returning to the small gesture.

"Hi, Eddie- where were you?" You chirp, trying not to let your annoyance with Eddie's late appearance show, "School ended like, 20 minutes ago- I've been waiting, baby."

"Oh, sweetheart," Eddie sighs, "I'm so sorry- I thought I told you, spontaneous drug deal," he chuckles, holding up his metal lunchbox.

"Oh," You smile, "It's okay- with who?"

"You'll never believe this," Eddie scoffs, "Chrissy fucking Cunningham." Eddie's eyes blow wide in disbelief.

You're not quite sure what it is, but you don't seem to find Eddie dealing to Chrissy as amusing as he does, instead, another feeling seems to settle into your body- one that makes you rather uncomfortable.

"Chrissy Cunningham?" You repeat flatly.

Eddie nods wildly, a bewildered smile still lingering on his face.

"You dealt drugs to Chrissy Cunningham? Queen of Hawkins High School?" You ask again, your voice still deadpan.

"No-actually," Eddie chuckles, "I offered her a half-ounce for like fifteen bucks and she didn't take it."

"Eddie!" You scold, "Fifteen bucks for a half ounce, that's practically robbing you blind!" You fold your arms across your chest once more.

"I know! That's exactly what I said!" Eddie's head lurches forward ever-so-slightly, and his eyes widen, "She said it wasn't enough- asked if I had anything stronger- so I invited her over after Hellfi-"

"Invited her over?" You cut Eddie off abruptly as a sinking feeling pushed itself down in your chest.

"Y-yeah-why?" Eddie asks, his voice suddenly concerned. You narrow your eyebrows at Eddie, ready to make some excuse as to why you'd cut him off but he gets the chance to speak before you, "You're jealous aren't you?" A small smirk finds itself tugging at the corner of Eddie's mouth.

"I'm not jealous." You mumble, turning your head towards the ground.

Two of Eddie's fingers find your chin, and poke at the underside of your face, beckoning you to regain eye contact with him.

"Hey, look at me," Eddie pries, pressing his fingers up a little harder to guide your face upwards. You give into Eddie's urgings, lifting your head with the movement of Eddie's fingers. You try to avoid any and all eye contact, shooting your gaze just past Eddie's shoulder and toward the direction that he came from. "You don't have to lie to m-"

"I'm not jealous!" You respond defensively before Eddie even has a chance to finish his sentence.

"No?" He asks, "Then what's wrong, baby, you seem upset."

The sound of genuine concern in Eddie's voice urges your eyes to train onto his, and he's peering down at you- his big, brown eyes giving you his full and complete attention. You don't answer, instead, you only look at Eddie with defeat, trying to tell him he was right without full-out saying you were jealous of Chrissy Cunningham."

Eddie moves his hand from your chin to your cheek, stroking your face lightly with his thumb,

"You know you have no reason to be jealous of Chrissy, right?" Eddie smiles.

You huff, still unmoved by Eddie's insurance.

"Baby," He chuckles, "I don't even know her- and she has a boyfriend."

"So?" You retort, "Doesn't stop everyone else in Hawkins from drooling over her."

"Well, everyone else isn't dating you." Eddie draws out the ending 'u' sound before peppering lazy kisses across your cheek. The loud smacking of Eddie's lips against your cheek and the obvious feeling of Eddie smiling into each kiss finally makes your mouth twist up to a smile of its own. You feel your tummy erupt with more and more butterflies with each kiss Eddie places against your skin.

"Eddie," You draw out his name, giggling as you throw your head back against the van.

Eddie places a few more kisses to your cheek, these ones slower and longer before picking his head back up to look at you.

"You have no reason to be jealous of Chrissy," Eddie insists, his head looming over you. "I promise you- and if you don't want- I won't bring her to my place later- or you can come with us if that makes you more comfortable, okay, baby?"

"No," You shake your head, "You need the money- I'm not gonna stop the deal- I trust you."

"You sure you don't want to come?" Eddie moves his hand from your cheek to poke at your side, "Doing drugs with the queen of Hawkins High- might be fun."

You playfully swat Eddie's hand away from your side, giggling at the ticklish feeling that his fingertips left against your flesh.

"That does sound like a good time," You scrunch your lips to one side, "I'm in."

"Good," Eddie grins before his face suddenly grows into a look that's much more serious, "You know I love you, right? Only you."

"Yes, Eddie," You feel your skin get hot under his intense stare, "I love you too."

[hiss-and-vinegar]

🐍 LOOK OUT BELOW, SINNERS!!!

🐍 SSSSANTA CLAWSSSS ISSSS COMING TO TOWN!!!

🐍 AND HE'SSSS GOT TOYSSSS THAT EXPLODE!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!

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[sackreligion]

📻 PICTURE time!!!

📻 SAY did Vox stop FILTERING OUT my FACE or did I get LESS SHY? HAHAHO

[radioconstructed]

⌖ I HOPPED ON THE TREND :3

[hotty-totty-princess-molly]

Molly Posted a Sinstagram Post!

The first guest arrived! Let's get this party underway~ Four arms sure does come in handy for taking great Hellfies! LOL #DamienMorningstar #SillySweaterSoiree

@damian-morningstar

[alastorous-disastorous-archived]

[The Alastorous Dastor~ posted a photo!]

See you in the future, Darling~ ;)

You know who you are 😈

[keikothingsandthoughts]

Crowley: Angel! This is the Supreme Archangel of all Heaven, your former boss who tried very hard to cast you into hellfi reand destroy you. He's not our friend.

Aziraphale: I don't think he really has any friends.

Crowley: Exactly.

Aziraphale: Yes, exactly.

Crowley: What does your exactly mean, exactly? I feel like your exactly and my exactly are different exactlies.

Aziraphale: He doesn't have any friends so he needs us.

Crowley: What I need is for him is to be nowhere near me and the precious peaceful fragile existence that I have carved outfor myself here.

-  Good Omens – Season 2 Episode 1