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sirjustice735-blog · 4 years

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good, dont ask me high thinking u r intelligent, get this, u will be killed, monitor ya own people, in tumblr sirjustice390, how machines r made and more than u got, its me who told china, so stop asking me my location wanting to know my next budget, if u wanna send money send to some1, u r being investigated if u r insane and kinda dude, once every African nation has made such machines, u control ya waters, dont bring ya lazy brothers her to want 1 food synonymous with Germans already seen character that their women direct them, me am a man and mark u, u got my cash. U cutthroat dog and silly sleek animal, we will kill u and take ya land if u relent not with that sickening character of not getting dude, u imbecile thinking u r above people with silly investigative tricks. Whether am lying none of ya business as u have lied with what have told the truth above and u dont see dude

Old car engines place waru then add cabbage makes aero-plane or place paw paw add waru b4 spitting saliva many people, urinating, eating boiled maize smeared with chilies. The rule of the thumb is place mango seed, maize cob, ripe guava, butternut, mfenesi, chilies, cabbage, yam and add with any fruit or fruit seeds, or other veggies, wild berries and any leaf of any plant, roots, back and any animal body parts or animal itself, birds, fishes, amphibians, reptiles, rodents and non living things so they be 3 plus the old engine for any machine then apply all the styles mention above in the boom process as spit saliva, caress booty, clap, run, walk, blow charcoal, hurl fruit and any beverage juice and any cereal, leaf, rodents as above and u get a different answer, i mean a new machine dude, serious no kidding bro!!!!

Listen to the song link below dude, relaxing in country side Texas bored with ya wine thinking not much of the woman u love but the kid hasty character

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=takila+country+song

When other nations got internet, make computers, make artificial euphorbia, veggies, cooking, oil, sugar via other methods, caskets and have the make toothpaste herb as ogombo in local dialect in artificial way then carli4nia with her cities collapses 4 sure and even Texas with other ways to make flakes and gas and NY with new other Manhattan and how to make rye and uses of rye with other methods collapses dude, 4 sure, no kidding bro and even how to make tissue and ice cream and candy via other means, with wood pulp Canada collapses due

8 ball pontoon software and servers can be made when like awiny tree leaves place in maize cob then cabbage placed b4 hurling hot water or hurling cold water mixed with millet or cassava in grass then kale placed b4 hurling cold water 4 the similar software and hurling hot water 4 the money to be placed service or kale in grass place sugar cane then add water melons b4 u spit saliva or hurl with hot water 4 the payment software and radar or cabbage in grass place kale b4 u spit saliva or hurl with hot water or carrot in grass add euphorbia b4 u hurl with tangerine or place avocado and spit saliva or hurl with cold water and boom ya software control unit and payment service dude as in the link below

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.miniclip.eightballpool&hl=en

A longtime some people were forced to live in mad thatched houses, people at those time thinking they can transfigure in fat cattle as cows or horses but the whole lie was resolved dude with many wise teachings, songs and writings from people who live in such to create a holiday of mesmerizing joy and disgust around those people who live in such and Mr white man lies unearthed in books to settle the disputes.

Armored glass train or light rail or bullet train, take awiny tree leaves then place in maize cob and add grass b4 u spit saliva or awiny tree leaves in grass then place hay b4 u spit saliva or cabbage in grass add guava seed b4 u spit saliva or in grass place acacia seed pod b4 u add dry grass and spit saliva and boom ya bullet train or cassava in paw paw add groundnut, spit saliva 4 the armored rail or awiny tree leaves in cabbage add sukuma or in sukuma add carrots and boom ya rail or paw paw in cassava add guava leaves or guava in grass add paw paw b4 u spit saliva in the boom process many people from lofty high and Lo ya train dude and 4 armored glass gun in paw paw in grass add hay spit saliva or cane in grass add groundnut spit saliva

And 4 monies Sodom apple leaves in fruits place mango seed, leave, awiny leaves, Sodom roots, avocado seed b4 u clap hand, walk hurriedly together, caress and spit saliva in the boom process to give u much denominations. Ogembo herb in Sodom leaves add Sodom roots gives ya dimes while if u add Sodom fruit gives ya break fluid and inside seed watch like cells dude

Rye now can be made artificially to stop coming to E-Africa, in pretense to create fights to take those lands as well as with TEA, coffee and fish, nyamau etc Only 1 remaining is wheat but can be made artificially with real goat brain or artificially made place in hay then carrot or avocado seed placed b4 cold water hurled to give ya the wheat flour or grain to mix with real ones to reduce the budgets of such nations growing such as Ethiopia, SA, Canada, Kenya to reduce the moves of those who were eyeing such as Negro moving to Africa to later conquour like Ukraine saying they are jew or Germans moving to E-Africa to share nyamau cash or tea as well as moving to Brasilia or Ghana thwarted as their is artificial cocoa and coffee with Ethiopia. The problem will solve it self and even with developed nations planning to bring their pay-TV and internet where local countries got the same to puzzle them

With the software above, u think of and certainly ask the devaura to place it in CD 4 u like the Arab web browser and Benin software is me i told them, kids off me reopens my mind to think as if they came to me to infuse my mind as many have been trained dude, get me that’s it homey with writing how these things displayed written, no 1 always next to ya, open yours as well if we are the same, we aint the same dude but equality laws should be fixed to make us co-exist peacefully, we can never be equal lest our desires same to make the nation not move forward dude or us not buy some machines or gadgets 4 the economy to move on as if we buy another breeds jealousy cause we are equal dude and even housing styles not wanted as 1 housing style that breeds spirits. Houses should be different to infuse that spirit mentioned above.

Snail, og’ong’lo in grass place hay or cactus makes fish or in paw paw place guava.

CD with cushioning is guava in grass place acacia seed pod b4 u spit saliva in the boom process or place hay b4 u shout or guava in avocado place raw paw paw b4 u shout or scream 2 people or place kale and shout or cabbage in kale place coffee berries or tea and shout dude or grass in cabbage place kale and shout or kadhira in kunde place paw paw and shout or place cabbage and scream dude

Sodom leaves in grass add mango spit saliva big supersonic jets if u add raw banana armored fighter chopper while ripe fighter small choppers, melons flying tankers, sesame gives ya glass guns, rats urinate guns, spit saliva gun boats, walk machine guns, talk set guns, paw paw napkins spit saliva, died goat or coconut submarine, eggs wifi controlled missiles with radar, chicken big missiles in cold weather, while place cauliflower missiles still, hoho gives ya drones, chilies gives ya submarines, tomato gives ya fighter jets while its seed E-engine gear box, lemon seed gives ya light air-crafts as well as guava and paw paw while lemon itself gives ya choppers, chachina leaves lambo, graveli ferari, mango leaves phantom, kale gives ya bulbs, kadhira gives ya grenades while its stick grenade launchers, kunde stick police clothing, kunde leave bullet proof vests clothes while seed bullets as fruit gun boat, turkey gives ya jaguar cars, white guava leaves grenade launchers as its seeds gives ya bullets it roots grenades. Fighter helicopter big plane like is tomato leaves or kale sticks place in the above as Sodom leaves in grass, human feces gives ya machine guns, silencer is rye grain added while wheat grain gives ya assassins riffle when u spit saliva when u walk armored glass train dude, when u talk telephone booster technology, when u place lemon seed urinate internet servers, when u defecate onto it when lemon seed in place gives ya internet servers and pay Tv when u hit ya booty opposite way 2 people, E-digital water meter system when u place lemon and hurl with avocado juice, E-telescope system when u hurl same with pineapple juice, when u hurl with paw paw juice gives ya electric meter system digital ones when u hurl with dry grass gives ya old type grenade launchers, when u hurl with kunde gives ya spies drones, when u hurl with kojet tv station system when u hurl with cucumber radio station unit, when u hurl with reed gives ya recording station machine units, when u shout many people gives ya photo printing studio machines and more trying to hurl with anything living and none living 4 better results when lemon seeds placed dude.

International phone 0ne line is when Sodom leaves placed in paw paw then hurl with cold water to give ya the booster or when rice grain placed in wheat grain then grass added b4 u spit saliva or Garlic in paw paw then tangerine added b4 us shout 4 joy or pumpkin placed in paw paw then cucumber added b4 u speak like 2 people or grass in hay then potato added b4 u shout 4 joy or sweet potato added b4 u spit saliva gives ya strong boosters and we got fissures beneath to pass the wire and cargo drone technology to hang another booster beneath and on and on until we reach the land dude

Liqours how made hay in avocado place onion then spit saliva 4 red label or 4 bell is hay in kunde then place paw paw spit saliva or 4 saints honey in green grass place leaf onion or paw paw in honey place avocado 4 ballantines and 4 jack danells saw dust in water place grass, 4 jim bean grass in hay place paw paw or 4 jameson Kart in grass place paw paw or honey in saw husks place hay 4 lamore dew or sminofe is sperms in hay place green grass b4 u spit saliva, 4 tryconnel is green grass in hay place paw paw or coconut in clean water place hay 4 teeling and urine in sewer water place cucumber 4 roe and co or mango in sewer water place guava 4 gold label or eggs in grass place hay 4 roberts or sewer water in hay place tangerine 4 macallan or paw paw in sewer water place avocado 4 jack daniels or honey in green grass place kojet 4 rye brand or 4 rede is paw paw in mango place red guava or 4 evan paw paw in hay place mango or 4 mark is hay in green grass place eggs or orange peel or tangerine seeds or 4 knob is tangerine in clean water place pursely or dania or strawberry in honey place orange 4 hibiki or 4 JP is mango in hay place onion as in the link below dude

https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/best-whiskey-brands/

4 brandy whisky is honey in green grass place paw paw or 4 kibao is mfenesi in green grass place avocado or hunters is paw paw in hay place bringanya dude or 4 caprice is mango in paw paw place hay or kale in hay place paw paw 4 vat 69 or 4 jb is grass in avocado place paw paw or Gilbeys is paw paw in avocado place kunde or passion fruit in green grass place paw paw or 4 Kenya cane is coconut in green grass place paw paw and 4 black and white is paw paw in pumpkin place kart/mira b4 u spit saliva with bottle u add chachina or graveli leaves or hay in green grass place paw paw or guava 4 captain Morgan dude or gum tree in hay place hoho 4 brandy legend liquor or 4 Hennessy is paw paw in hay place kale or cucumber in grass place paw paw 4 4th street.

Cow bones in grass then place cabbage urinate machine guns place sugar cane spit saliva military vehicle, place avocado helicopter, place pumpkin jets, place oranges big air-crafts 4 military, place tangerine and seed bullets and guns, place coconut missiles, place kunde grenades, place mango seed grenade launcher and on and on dude placing different veggies and fruit, leaves as well or other animals in the above bro

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sirjustice734-blog · 4 years

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Listen to the song link below dude, relaxing in country side Texas bored with ya wine thinking not much of the woman u love but the kid hasty character

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=takila+country+song

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.miniclip.eightballpool&hl=en

Snail, og’ong’lo in grass place hay or cactus makes fish or in paw paw place guava.

https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/best-whiskey-brands/

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sirjustice733-blog · 4 years

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Listen to the song link below dude, relaxing in country side Texas bored with ya wine thinking not much of the woman u love but the kid hasty character

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=takila+country+song

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.miniclip.eightballpool&hl=en

Snail, og’ong’lo in grass place hay or cactus makes fish or in paw paw place guava.

https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/best-whiskey-brands/

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sirjustice732-blog · 4 years

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Listen to the song link below dude, relaxing in country side Texas bored with ya wine thinking not much of the woman u love but the kid hasty character

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=takila+country+song

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.miniclip.eightballpool&hl=en

Snail, og’ong’lo in grass place hay or cactus makes fish or in paw paw place guava.

https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/best-whiskey-brands/

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sirjustice731-blog · 4 years

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Listen to the song link below dude, relaxing in country side Texas bored with ya wine thinking not much of the woman u love but the kid hasty character

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=takila+country+song

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.miniclip.eightballpool&hl=en

Snail, og’ong’lo in grass place hay or cactus makes fish or in paw paw place guava.

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sirjustice730-blog · 4 years

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Listen to the song link below dude, relaxing in country side Texas bored with ya wine thinking not much of the woman u love but the kid hasty character

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=takila+country+song

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.miniclip.eightballpool&hl=en

With the software above, u think of and certainly ask the devaura to place it in CD 4 u like the Arab web browser and Benin software is me i told them, kids off me reopens my mind to think as if they came to me to infuse my mind as many have been trained dude, get me that's it homey with writing how these things displayed written, no 1 always next to ya, open yours as well if we are the same, we aint the same dude but equality laws should be fixed to make us co-exist peacefully, we can never be equal lest our desires same to make the nation not move forward dude or us not buy some machines or gadgets 4 the economy to move on as if we buy another breeds jealousy cause we are equal dude and even housing styles not wanted as 1 housing style that breeds spirits. Houses should be different to infuse that spirit mentioned above.

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sirjustice729-blog · 4 years

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Listen to the song link below dude, relaxing in country side Texas bored with ya wine thinking not much of the woman u love but the kid hasty character

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=takila+country+song

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.miniclip.eightballpool&hl=en

With the software above, u think of and certainly ask the devaura to place it in CD 4 u like the Arab web browser and Benin software is me i told them, kids off me reopens my mind to think as if they came to me to infuse my mind as many have been trained dude, get me that's it homey with writing how these things displayed written, no 1 always next to ya, open yours as well if we are the same, we aint the same dude but equality laws should be fixed to make us co-exist peacefully, we can never be equal lest our desires same to make the nation not move forward dude or us not buy some machines or gadgets 4 the economy to move on as if we buy another breeds jealousy cause we are equal dude and even housing styles not wanted as 1 housing style that breeds spirits. Houses should be different to infuse that spirit mentioned above.

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sirjustice728-blog · 4 years

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Listen to the song link below dude, relaxing in country side Texas bored with ya wine thinking not much of the woman u love but the kid hasty character

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=takila+country+song

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.miniclip.eightballpool&hl=en

With the software above, u think of and certainly ask the devaura to place it in CD 4 u like the Arab web browser and Benin software is me i told them, kids off me reopens my mind to think as if they came to me to infuse my mind as many have been trained dude, get me that's it homey with writing how these things displayed written, no 1 always next to ya, open yours as well if we are the same, we aint the same dude but equality laws should be fixed to make us co-exist peacefully, we can never be equal lest our desires same to make the nation not move forward dude or us not buy some machines or gadgets 4 the economy to move on as if we buy another breeds jealousy cause we are equal dude and even housing styles not wanted as 1 housing style that breeds spirits. Houses should be different to infuse that spirit mentioned above.

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sirjustice727-blog · 4 years

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Listen to the song link below dude, relaxing in country side Texas bored with ya wine thinking not much of the woman u love but the kid hasty character

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=takila+country+song

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.miniclip.eightballpool&hl=en

With the software above, u think of and certainly ask the devaura to place it in CD 4 u like the Arab web browser and Benin software is me i told them, kids off me reopens my mind to think as if they came to me to infuse my mind as many have been trained dude, get me that's it homey with writing how these things displayed written, no 1 always next to ya, open yours as well if we are the same, we aint the same dude but equality laws should be fixed to make us co-exist peacefully, we can never be equal lest our desires same to make the nation not move forward dude or us not buy some machines or gadgets 4 the economy to move on as if we buy another breeds jealousy cause we are equal dude and even housing styles not wanted as 1 housing style that breeds spirits. Houses should be different to infuse that spirit mentioned above.

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fighterflyer · 6 years

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Undertale/Swap SI: Katherine Beaumont

Art by @melle-d

If there’s an AU already called UnderVerse in the fandom that I don’t know about, no, this SI has no association with it.

While presently the story I’m writing her in is a slightly divergent Underswap, I may also end up writing her in other AUs as well, such as Undertale or Underfell if I’m so inclined. So this is mostly just her general information, while specific relationships will be verse dependant. Hence, why I’m just using the sag “Self-Insert UnderVerse” to keep this out of any other UnderVerse tags.

Anywho, this is the first Self-Insert bio I’ll be posting here since I’m having an easier time writing the Underswap story she’s in rn! But considering I don’t really alter her personality in the other AUs, this can apply to the other universes to.

As far as F/Os go, I’ll make it simple in the event you DON’T wanna go through this novel of a bio:

1. Both in UT and US, she adopts Frisk and becomes her companion/adoptive mother/big-sister figure in the verse. [I don’t swap Frisk and Chara in my US-verse] So Frisk is a platonic/family F/O.

2. In UT, her love interest is kind of up in the air. It could be Sans or Asgore, idk.

3. In US, she’s shipped with Sans/Blueberry.

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Name: Katherine Alyson Beaumont Nicknames/Aliases: Kit/Kat, Kitty/Kitten, Katie, Kathie | Fighterfly [Internet Handles and Gaming alias] Race: Human (50% English, 25% Native American, 25% Norwegian) Setting: UNDERTALE

Affiliation: Dreemurr Kingdom Occupation: Freelance Writer/Artist | Published Short Story Author Gender|Sex: Female (She/Her Pronouns) Sexual Orientation: Bisexual/Panromantic Age: 25 Birthdate: June 20th Height: 5'9 [5'11 in shoes/boots] Weight: 215 lbs, though loses weight over time Build: Cello-shaped, a noticeably curved figure with noticeable pudge in her stomach and thighs, slender shoulders, wide hips, and a large C-cup chest. Slender, average length arms and legs; no thigh gap. Soul: Purple with trace veins of Green and Orange (Perseverance with trace amounts of Kindness and Bravery). When her powers are in use, her soul glows only bright purple but shows the detailed veins when she's just showing it. Facial Details: Round face shape. Small nose, medium eyebrows, and downturned, bow-shaped lips (with cupid's bow). Skin: Pale Caucasian skin. Lightly freckled cheeks, nose, and tops of her shoulders. Slight scarring on her face and shoulders from years of scratching at herself. (optional for visuals) Hair: Dark brown. Naturally wavy, upper-back length, usually tied up into a ponytail. Bangs are usually overgrown and long, and pushed aside to frab both sides of her face. Eventually dyes her hair half bright blue with pale lilac streaks, half rose pink with trace yellow-orange streaks. Eyes: Soft dark brown eyes; medium-sized and almond shaped. Lashes are short in length and thickness. Always wearing glasses for poor vision, but she has them infused with magical energy by Toriel/Asgore [depending on the verse] to enable her to CHECK the statuses of Monsters and Humans alike and increase awareness and accuracy; they are impossible to break as well. Eyes glow a solid dark violet color when a great amount of her power is in use. Ideal Voice Actress: Anne Hathaway Distinguishing Features: - She has light scarring on her legs, thighs, arms, and hands from years of scratching, biting and chewing herself during autistic meltdowns. - Stretch marks on her stomach, thighs, hips and breasts. - When a great amount of her power is in use, the pigment above her veins on her neck, wrists/hands and ankles/feet glow a dark violet color. Dress Style: - While Kit admires several different styles, she's been kind of boxed into a corner of jeans, shirts, jackets and blouses that either hide her figure completely or compress her stomach to hide her pudge, with no real sense of style or passion, for most of her life. She's expressed an interest in pastel-goth styles and Bohemian styles, but she doesn't start exploring these styles until she starts detaching herself from her mother's limitations. Above everything else, however, her one requirement is comfort; how well the fabric breathes, whether it's scratchy or otherwise feels weird, etc. Because of her autism, she's very sensitive to texture and requires very soft fabrics. She'll almost always try to wear something with extended sleeves to have something to grip onto when she needs to stim. Common Accessories: - Silver metal slip-on bracelet with etching in it that reads "she believed she could, so she did" - CHECK Specs (Glasses charmed by magic to CHECK Monsters and Humans) - Specific Styles: - Winter Style: VERY sensitive to the cold, she avoids going outside during winter as much as possible and when she does have to go out, she doesn't care enough about fashion. She'll throw on any boots, socks, pants, sweater, jacket, hat and gloves that will fit her and keep her warm. The only preferences she has is that she likes shin-high soft fuzzy boots, hats with side flaps, hoodies and really cute sweaters. - Summer Style: She's also very sensitive to the heat, so will forgo any sense of fashion and dress lightly with just t-shirts and shorts. As her confidence builds, though, she may wear pretty sundresses too. - Swimwear: Will never wear a one piece since she hates how confining they are, but will never wear a bikini, hating to expose her stomach. She'll usually wear a cute, skirted two-piece suit that covers her stomach. - Nightwear: Usually sleeps in either a comfortable, beautiful nightgown, a cute pajama top and underwear, just her underwear, or nude. Typical Inventory: - Backpack containing: - Laptop + Accessories (Power Cord, USB drives) - iPhone + Accessories (Phone Case, Stylus, Headphones) - Game Case - DS XL - Gameboy Advance - DS and Gameboy Games - Chargers for Both Devices - Lined Notepad - Sketchpad - Change of Clothes - Medium-sized Shoulder-slung Purse containing... - Large Pencil Case - Pencils - Pens - Hair Ties/Ribbons - Small Book of Sticky Notes - Phone Charger - Wallet with Cash, Change, Credit Cards and Coupons, as well as a "Wallet Knife" - Makeup Compact with Concealer and Blush [Both to touch up her concealing and to see people's reflections in the mirror] - Hygiene Products - Small First Aid Kit - 2 Cameras, One Digital, One Polaroid - Change of Clothes - Lunch Satchel [Typically has a meal, snacks, and a drink inside] - Pocket Knife - Handgun with Ammunition Rounds in a holster on her belt Proficiencies/Skills: - Deduction/Puzzle Solving - Creativity (Writing, Drawing, Creative Improvisation) - Cooking/Baking - Leadership and Strategy - Computer Use [Fast Typing and Digital Processing] - Emotional/Mental Health Support - Learning/Information Processing - Gaming [Video games and Card Games] - Horseback Riding - Singing Special Abilities: [*Learns within the story] - Purple Magic - A certain kind of telekinesis. Purple magic is a slight variation of Blue Magic; it's less "Gravity-Based" and a bit more free-range, but not always as powerful as Blue Magic. - Induction of, and resistant to, KARMA and Poison. Because of the experiments she was put under as one of the rare humans to have an innate form of magic, she also has access to KARMA and Poison, which can manifest and be inflicted on others upon physical content under severe emotional duress. Almost always non-fatal, but can be harmful under prolonged exposure; usually just a brief defense mechanism. - Mixed Magic* - Healing - Fire - Water - Dream Walking* - Limited Telepathy* - SAVE, LOAD, And RESET Personality: "I guess we’re both on our own in the world, huh? The way I see it, there’s no sense in being on our own alone, ya know? So... how ‘bout, for the time being... we be on our own together?” Truthfully, it can be hard to tell what Katherine Beaumont’s true personality is, as she’s been conditioned to be extremely guarded, forced, or all-over-the-place about her true feelings, thoughts, and demeanor, be it around family or complete strangers. Because of her overbearing, perfectionistic upbringing and a history of harassment, Kit tends to carry a polite, patient and disposition around most people she doesn’t know very well. She always does her best to be polite and socially acceptable, and is always much more mindful and conscious of her behavior around others because of her autism and years of her lack of tact and social grace coming back to bite her. She’s mostly mastered the ways of social grace over her years of conscious training and practice, but as a result, can be very nervous, shy, and timid around others, always concerned she may be doing something wrong or unacceptable, or not doing something she should be doing. A socially anxious introvert, she rarely goes out of her way to make friends, but is almost never uncivil or disrespectful towards others. “Perfect polite little angel” is her default MO towards strangers and some family. Those who know her well, however, would tell you a completely different story, and while most of it is true, even what they see still doesn’t quite hit the mark of her true inner self. Her close friends and family will see a very laid-back, casual and fun-loving young woman with an excitable energy, an unpredictable sense of humor that changes like the seasons - ranging from sharp, snappy wit, snide dry sarcasm, inhuman noises a human diaphragm should not be capable of making and sex jokes - and a kind, loving heart with a head like iron, powerful protective streak and a long-fuse-big-explosion style temperament. Though her timidity can still persist even around her close friends and she has a tendency to be extremely sensitive, she’s infinitely more comfortable showing some of her true colors around them. She does have a hidden wild side and a certain bravery and courage underneath the shy timidity, but it’s all foreign and unexplored to her; a lot of it has to be dragged out by others or forced out by herself. She never regrets it, but as much as she loves those moments of freedom, she’s still unused to anything like that and tends to instinctively avoid it. Keyword being “some”. In reality, she keeps many things close to herself, even out of sight of the few people who earn her trust and earn their way into her mental file of “Close Friends”, and especially out of sight from her family. It can be argued that the only place where you’ll see her true colors is during the most important and critical of situations, where she's the best possible version of herself that she needs to be in those moments: Extremely calculating, quick-thinking and sure of herself, passionate, confident, daring, ruthless to the creatures she battles but gentle, warm and inviting to the egos she protects and cares for. It can be argued that this is her ultimate true self... is it? It’s hard to say. She hides so much of herself out of instinct, and is so unaware of, and confused about, so many of her own strengths and weaknesses after years of abuse, manipulation, harassment and being taken advantage of, calling any of her dispositions and demeanors her “True self” isn’t quite 100% truthful. It’s more accurate to say that all of these different “sides” of her contain separate fragments of her true identity that she’s still struggling to piece together. She often-times struggles with her mental health and sense of self-image and self-identity. Despite her outward behavior, she is a deceptively sensitive and battered soul trying her absolute hardest to maintain a positive attitude, find her own happiness and place of belonging in the world, and not drive anyone (else) away with her challenges and sensitivities. Strengths: - Physically strong, dextrous with her hands. - Durable; has a strong immune system and has a high pain tolerance. [Even if she bleeds a lot, bruises like a banana, and overall is very frail and gets hurt easily, she tends to handwave it with 'it's just pain' and do what she has to regardless.] - Very little sense of smell; resistance/immunity to Plutarkian odors and the Lougie brothers. - Generally mature, rational and logical, tries her hardest to be fair and reasonable. - Good with computers, fast typer. - Is an excellent singer. - Creative and imaginative. - Determined and persevering, never gives up. - Hard worker, dedicated - Kindhearted, compassionate and loving. Can be a very calming presence. - Very Intelligent, Very calculating and Has an unwitting knack for strategy. Has an IQ of 138. - Courageous; despite her open timidity, she with brave through anything she has to. - Confident and proud of her capabilities. - Empathetic and thoughtful of others. - Quick-witted and Sassy; has a sharp sense of humor and can laugh at herself. - Can be very goofy and childlike, connecting very well with smaller children. - Loyal and steadfast. - Is generally very good about owning up to her own mistakes and always strives to improve and do better. - Can be timid, but when it comes down to the wire, she’s very courageous, daring and willing to face her fears... eventually. Weaknesses: - Physically frail. - Lacks stamina in the real world. - Visually impaired and has difficulty processing sound. - Is not fast, flexible or agile. At all. Adrenaline is the only thing keeping her alive half the time. - Is on the Autism Spectrum. Suffers from executive dysfunction, memory problems, sensory processing problems, and difficulties in social situations. - Suffers from an anxiety-panic disorder, acute PTSD, and depression, and is not medicated for any of it. Struggles with self-esteem, self-worth, and self-image issues as a result, occasionally experiences suicidal thoughts. - Though she has a lot of patience, her anger can reach explosive, black-out levels when it reaches its boiling point. - Stimming, autistic meltdowns and depressive episodes can be physically harmful to her. - Very disorganized; has trouble maintaining a schedule or keeping track of time. - Can be stubborn and bullheaded. - Can be snide and sarcastic. - Struggles with self-advocacy. She tends to pendulum swing between "silent doormat" and "on a bloody, angry war-path of 'I deserve better'". - Heavily sheltered and repressed, can be very naive. - Can be very emotionally and mentally sensitive. - Easily flustered. - Can sometimes be a little obnoxious in her humor. - Though polite by default, can struggle with maintaining her manners. Family: - Forrest Beaumont [Father, 47] - Amelia Beaumont (nee Lexington) [Mother, 49] - Logan Beaumont [Older Brother, 26] - Natasha Beumont [Sister-In-Law, 28] - Grace Beumont [Older Sister, 26] - Arthur Beaumont [Younger Brother, 18] - Daniel(le) "Danny" Beaumont [Younger Sibling, 15] A very large extended family Friends: [Verse-Dependant, UT by Default] - Frisk [Companion, 6] - Sans [Close Friend/Love Interest] - Undyne [Best Friend] - Alphys [Best Friend] - Papyrus [Best Friend] - Mettaton [Good Friend] - Bliss [Good Friend] Other Relationships: [Verse-Dependant, UT by Default] - Wing-Ding [Enemy] - Gaster [Future Father-in-Law] - Flowey [Enemy] - King Asgore Dreemurr [Close Friend] - Toriel [Mother Figure] Noteworthy Interests: Likes... - Writing [Songs, Short Stories, Poetry, Personal Essays] - Children - Animals - Horseback Riding - Cooking/Baking - Reading... - Fantasy - Mystery - Action/Romance - Music - Soft Rock - Pop - Country - Movies - Cartoons/Animation - Comedy - Action-Adventure - Weather Watching [Namely rain] - Dream Walking [Especially Tending to the Dream Pearls] - Games - Video games [RPGs, Time Management, Platformers] - Card Games - Collecting things [Rocks, feathers, leaves, small things] - Paranormal/Ghost Stories [Just not at night] - Stimming Dislikes/Fears... - Loud Noises - Being Yelled At [PTSD Trigger] - The Dark - Scratchy, constricting clothing - Slimy, oily or greasy textures - Extreme hot or cold - Sharp Objects [Needles] - Being grabbed without warning [PTSD Trigger] - Slasher films - Alcohol [Drinking it or anyone else drinking it.] - Being Cornered/Trapped without an escape [PTSD Trigger] - Condescending/Patronizing attitudes - Cleaning Passions and Hobbies - Writing - Drawing [Sketching, coloring] - Video Games - Cooking and Baking - Dream Walking History: WIP because her story is a massive beast that requires time and patience to conquer. Her history is EXTREMELY complicated, so... Boyo, this is gonna take a lot more time to sort out. Miscellaneous: - She has an iron immune system except for strawberries and raspberries. These are literally the only things she's allergic to and despite the reactions not being "bad but not life-threatening, she'll openly hiss at them and keep her distance with the fruit by about 10 feet. - She adores blue and purple and usually dons them as her signature colors, but also loves shades of pink and yellow too. - Though she has a cat to make her feel secure at night, she still sleeps with her childhood stuffed dog, and takes it with her whenever she's sleeping over at someone else's house. She has a collection of other stuffed animals in her closet at home and she refuses to give any of them up. - She normally speaks casually with an expansive vocabulary and with a very slight Southern accent, but can sometimes speak in abbreviations and purposefully exaggerate her Southern accent when she's mad, freaked out, or just trying to be funny. - Her telekinesis has a soft purple hue to its glow. - Her sense of style and taste in clothing changes like the seasons and dresses very impulsively on a day-to-day basis, and can rarely plan her outfits ahead of time because of tactile sensitivity. That combined with her size makes her very hard to shop for, and she has a tendancy to wear the same outfit multiple days in a row. - Because of the experiments she endured, she has a heightened sense for people's emotional imbalances or current emotional state and has a sixth sense for connections between people's behavior and activity inside Lucidus. Without her glasses on, she can see the state of people's egos inside people's reflections. - She hates the feeling of make-up on her face as it feels sticky and gross, and tends to only be able to tolerate concealer and blush. Now that's not to say she's completely anti-make-up. She loves how she looks with make-up on but it always feels gross to put on and wear. Give her make-up that doesn't feel gross to apply and wear and she's all over that. - She absolutely loves to stim with her body and has a habit of flapping or flailing her hands, or rocking back and forth or side-to-side. She also has a habit of tactile stimming by touching surfaces she finds herself drawn to; her hands are most often on a wall, a sofa cushion, or someone's clothes. [Will add more details as I think of them.]

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In Praise of the Porch

The distance of years can certainly soften some realities of memory, preserving the best and discarding the rest of what may well have been formative. pivotal experiences in our lives. Perhaps it’s a part of the mechanism that slowly allows us to let go of old hurts and create space for new perspectives. We may notice an old scar on our elbow and have some recollection of the pain of falling out of a tree, but more likely will remember with great fondness the joyful building of the secret fort that got us into the tree in the first place. That we dragged old boards and stolen nails into the branches and made a hideout, a safe perch from which to observe the world below as we examined our options, was a rite of passage in itself: we learned we could build stuff, felt entitled to a quiet space of our own, shared only by personal invitation. An elbow gash from missing a step was a small price.

Tree forts and snow forts and blanket forts aside, many of my own fond memories involve porches. Throughout my life, even as a student with a postage-sized fire escape or a young adult with an apartment balcony, those just-outside-the-door havens have been my go-to and sanity-savers.

On the farm, the first home I recall, had what felt to me like an endless porch, hung like a one-armed hug around two and a half sides of the house, and elevated about 3 feet from the ground on 2 of those sides. The floor planks were wide and sturdy, likely to a depth of 8 feet from wall to lip, with 6 generously square brick stands upon which rested thick wooden posts soaring to uphold the pitched roof.Those posts held a blanket hammock very nicely, and a loose floorboard made a great stash for childhood treasures. It had been many times painted, so splinters were few and the deck sealed so thoroughly in oil that it was almost soft under bare feet. There were 3 doors from the house, one from the kitchen and two from the living room, thick wooden doors with mysteriously huge iron keys that felt important in my hand but which nobody ever actually used. The farmhouse was not large or fancy, but it was as solid as a fortress and that porch had been built as a refuge and retreat from the hot sun, to catch the cool breezes after a day in the fields or the cloying dust of the barn.

My cousin Shirley, 5 months older than I, used to come for weekends in the summer and we would be allowed to sleep out on the porch when the nights were hot and still. We’d put a couple of old blankets down as a pallet, perpendicular to the wall so that we could lay on our bellies gazing over the fields as we’d talk or on our backs to watch for falling stars, and still have the surety of the house within easy reach of our toes. We felt ourselves quite brave in not flinching when the coyotes would call or the night hawks would swoop heard but unseen nearby. If it rained, we pretended we were on a ship in a storm and kept watch for leaks that we might heroically plug to prevent our vessel from sinking. We scanned the bright skies for constellations and gazed dreamily into the face of the Man in the Moon.

If I had been home sick and eventually deemed to be in recovery, the porch was my half-step re-entry place. I recall being bundled into a blanket and carried out to a chair, a cup of milky tea with lots of sugar placed on the low table, with a box of kleenex, and a book to read. Usually Heidi, as the big firs outside my bedroom window on the farm could roar just as well as the firs did outside her Uncle’s house in the Alps. I could snooze in the swaddle of my blanket, safe and warm, with the starlings and the chipmunks and the occasional groundhog to watch over me, dimly aware of house-sounds through the open window: Mum doing dishes or starting supper.

When the gardens and fields flourished to bursting, my Grandmother would come to stay for a couple of weeks to help with the picking and processing. There were long afternoons on the porch with bushels of peas to be shelled and beans to be snapped, corn to husk and apples to peel. I filched peas from the big clay bowl knowing if she saw, Grandma wouldn’t say a word. She and I would be tasked with the berry picking: strawberries and raspberries proliferated along the fence on one side of the long rutted driveway. Gooseberries grew near the pond behind the barn. Black caps burst in our mouths with a seedy sweet/sour gush that puckered our grins. There would be fresh pie for dessert on the porch after supper, and tomorrow the pickling and canning would begin.

We would sit like stair steps in the cool shade: Grandma on a tall straight-backed chair, my Mum on a 4 legged stool and me on the floorboards at their feet. As we shelled and snapped our gleanings,the very air we breathed above our filling bowls smelled and tasted green and fresh, with a hint of sunlight and a sense-memory of soil. Family gossip would be exchanged between pea-pings against the metal pan, and if Grandma were in the right mood, she would tell me stories of the Auld Country; about her parents and grandparents, siblings and cousins; colliers, foresters, and labourers all. About hopping over the stone wall at the edge of their garden on her way to school, with a twist of newspaper “Peas in a poke” in her hand for a snack along the way. About babies born onto clean newspapers at home in front of a peat fire. About scraping the muck off her father’s boots and the dust off his back as he came home after a 12 hour day in the mines. About how horribly seasick she was as the huge ship of immigrants crossed the English Channel bound for Canada, and the promise of space and prosperity. I watched the kalidescope of emotions on her face as she gazed into the distance, deciding what to tell and what would best remain unspoken. If I asked a question, she would turn her eyes to mine: hers were a riveting cornflower blue in comparison to my little black buttons, and I would be enveloped in a warmth of expression that could have lifted me into the clouds. She would feed me the comical bits, the quirks of genetic predisposition she could see in both our faces, like teaspoons of honey infused with magic. I was entranced. On rare occasions, my Grandpa came too, but our time on the porch was mostly silent; he smoked his Players unfiltered and nursed a beer and dropping a hand on my head, spoke volumes.

Moving into town as a teen, my parent’s back porch was the place where I retreated in piques of simmering resentment over some remark at school or frustration with the world at large. I slammed the door coming and going in adolescent argument, stomped emphatically to cover up my insecurity, smoked furtively, secretively, in the wee hours while everybody else was presumed asleep.I comforted myself in a porch corner with a guitar on my lap writing angst-y songs of the type of meandering melodrama that leapt regularly in the heart of every 14 year old female. I was pressed into service with trays of sandwiches and tarts when there had been a funeral and everyone came back to my parents afterwards to mull over the details, men shedding ties and rolling their shirtsleeves, women fanning themselves with the order of service pamphlets and tut-tutting at the sultry weather. I came out to my Mother on her back porch at the age of 22, and she told me she had known for years. My homosexuality wasn’t nearly as much of a problem as the fact that I was dating a married woman at the time. I sat on thinking on the porch a for very long time that night.

In each of the places I have lived as an adult, I have managed to either build or re-build a porch. Having a predilection for neglected century cottages, I’ve learned by doing how to safely remove and preserve the best of the old while also shoring up and strengthening footprints with new and/or recycled wood. I’ve dug post holes and unearthed small treasures ; metal toys and pottery shards, bottles and coins and arrowheads, chunks of coal. Tiny animal skeletons, from abandoned under-the-porch homes. In our current location, our porch is quite large especially given the small footprint of the house, and we quite literally live out there April through October; we cook and eat our meals outside, step off into the vegetable garden, and surround ourselves with flowers. We talk and read, and nap, and dream on that porch to the extent that most people check the back gate first, before the front door, knowing they will likely find us there.

There is an indefinable quality to the unmistakable symphony of porch sounds; that combination of floor squeak, screen door bang, rain on the roof and wind in the eaves that seems to leave us comforted. Countless important conversations have occurred in safety there; any number of friends and family have unburdened themselves against the trickle of a tiny pond fountain on the edge of the darkened porch, in the shadows that keep tears private and thoughts escaping freely in unfettered bursts. It is as if the openness provides more room to squirm our way through difficult subjects without accidentally banging elbows in the process, while the proximity of our knees from chair to chair acts as anchor. It’s a great porch for potlucks, for celebrations, for watching fireworks, and for little ones to roll around on with the dogs. By candlelight , its quite romantic. In the sunset, with a glass of wine, its heaven.

I still turn to the porch, whether it’s been a good day or a not-so-good one, for the steadiness and re-calibration of place that it provides me. I meet myself there and remember who and where I am, and am reminded to be grateful for both. I have found myself wishing that in the constant turmoils of an uncertain world, I hope there are porches enough to go around; that there may be that sense of pause and shelter in which a few quiet breaths may give rise to new and respectful conversations, to remind us of our common dreams and those basic things we hold so dear, chief among them, one another as co-travellers in a world where it is all too easy to become lost.

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25 BlogPaws Conference Blog Post Ideas

BlogPaws is a 3-day conference jam-packed with educational sessions led by top professionals, networking with influencers, a busy exhibit hall, exciting brand events, more influencers, and lots of pets. Pets remain at the heart of everything BlogPaws does. Our pet-friendly conferences invite all pets, everywhere in the event space.

If you are coming to the conference in April, and we hope you are because its our 10th anniversary celebration, here are 25 BlogPaws Conference post ideas before and after the big event:

25. Vlog: Plan now to build a video post around the brands you will meet at the conference. Keep track of the brands by following them on the official BlogPaws Sponsors 2018 Twitter list.

24. Plan Sessions: What sessions do you plan on attending? Check out the BlogPaws Sched, plan ahead, and then decide on a topic or two or more that your followers might appreciate knowing more about. Perhaps you are attending a session at BlogPaws on podcasting. So many pet parents would love to learn how to podcast: So live blog! Or blog later. The choice is yours.

23. Social Media Jam: Get your jam on with a bevvy of social media topics. In fact, why not do an Instagram Stories live from the power panel of 4 speakers on the Instagram session?

22. Health and Wellness: In checking out the brands in attendance, find out which ones have health and wellness related angles. Those types of stories are evergreen and if you can infuse the sponsors and get on their radar, it’s a win-win!

21. Pet Friendly Travel: This is one topic on which all pet bloggers and pet influencers can agree. Since BlogPaws is a pet-friendly conference for well-behaved pets, take the angle of things you can do with your pets, show your readers the Kansas City, Missouri, area, and take the advice of BlogPaws’ 2018 Conference ambassador, Alison Reder, with her Pet Friendly Kansas City blog post.

20. Do a Swag Bag Unveiling: You will get a swag bag full of goodies at the conference and different things throughout the conference. Show your readers, even give some away and have a fun contest around the swag. Here are some more ideas from Maggie Loves Orbit, who is speaking at the conference.

19. Cover the Fun Elements of the Conference: Of course, any pet friendly conference means there is fun involved. Since this is our 10th Anniversary Conference, why not show your followers all the fun you had. In 2017, Beagles and Bargains wrote about her experience, with plenty of fab photos.

18. Red Carpet: On Friday evening, April 20th, the red carpet experience hits BlogPaws for the Nose-to-Nose Pet Blogging and Social Media Awards. You have to see it and experience it to believe it. Lots of pomp and circumstance, surprise, photographers, videographers, and pets! Add an entertainment angle to your blog post.

17. Cover the Cat Lounge: Meowza! You know we always want to give you something special for the feline fanatics at our annual BlogPaws conference and we usually turn to cat style expert Kate Benjamin of Hauspanther for her coordination skills with the Cat Lounge, but this year Kate is taking a bit of a hiatus to deal with some health issues (more details on her new personal blog FelineSoFine.com, because of course she created a blog about it!) Kate is going to work behind the scenes to orchestrate a really cool cat lounge experience for you this year and we’ve got a great team of volunteers to make it happen, so you definitely have something special to look forward.

16. Report About Your Live Cat Psychic Reading: Coryelle Kramer, Seer and Communicator, will be joining us in the Cat Lounge this year. Be sure to stop by to let her do a reading for you!! Then blog about it!

15. Interview Attendees: I love an interview style post and I am not alone. If you do a Facebook Live during the conference and set up some interviews, you can later embed the video into a blog post like we did here.

14. Share Pet Photo Taking Skills: Kornell Samuels shares all of his behind-the-lens tips and tricks during his BlogPaws session. Learn the basics of your mobile device, as well as how to light and style your shoot. At the end, you’ll see a notable difference in your photography! Impressive photography has the power to take your blog or website to the next level. In this class, Kornell Samuels will show you how to take photos that will make your content stand out. At the end of this class, you will know the essentials of mobile photography, lighting, and composition. Plus, your readers will notice your new photography skills!

13. What’s New on the Brand Radar: Ask brands at their booths what they have out that is new or what they have on their radar. Take notes, take pictures, and take video. Share the hottest trends, products, and pet industry insights with your readers.

12. How to Become a Pet Care Professional: There are endless opportunities in the ever-changing $70B pet industry. Are you thinking about tomorrow? Your current role as pet industry influencer can lead to any number of new entrepreneurial opportunities such as in-home pet care, animal training, behavioral counseling, animal facility management, or animal welfare, just to name a few. Jamie Migdal, Fetch Find founder, will teach you how in her session. Fill your readers in!

11. Good Pet Behavior: Since BlogPaws is welcoming to well-behaved pets, write a blog post about how to socialize your pet. Include interviews with experts, some of whom might be in attendance at the conference. Jamie Migdal is a pro, so look her up in April.

10. Teach Your Readers to Plan: Jodi Chick will lead a table topic aimed at helping planner neophytes and those who have tried using a planner, but never made it stick, attendees will be introduced to a variety of planner styles and help build the foundation on which to develop their blog planner as a time management, branding, and organizational tool, instead of a to-do list. Attendees will also be given access to a downloadable workbook to complete after the conference helping the further develop their planner and how to best use it to improve their blog.

9. Interviews with Winners: Talk to some of the winners of the Nose to Nose awards and let your readers in on their blogs, their insights, and gain some fresh material for a fun blog post.

8. A Day in the Life of a Pet Influencer: Prep this one in advance and then fill in the details post con, or for more fun and hands-on engagement with your followers, do a day in the life at BlogPaws on social media, hype it in advance, and then write a blog post about it afterwards. Re-purpose those IG videos, too!

7. How to Be a Twitter Influencer: Twitter is not dead; in fact, some experts believe its find its second win. Show your readers the magic of Twitter, share tips and insights and hashtags with them, follow the #BlogPaws hashtag throughout the conference, and use our Twitter Influencer tips.

6. How to Make Grow a Pet’s Social Media Account: You will get a ton of tips on this during the BlogPaws Conference, so condense them into a blog post and tell your readers how to do it from the pros!

5. The Pets Behind the People: I love getting to know the pets of the bloggers and influencers. How many times does someone meet you and they know your pet before they remember your name? That happens to me quite often, I am happy to report. Interview the people about their pets and share images and stories on your blog. This would even make for a perfect series of blog posts.

4. Show Your Readers: Do a video and photo post interspersed with just enough text to make the Google Gods happy. The topic? To celebrate our 10th Anniversary there will be special Experiential Areas set up in the Exhibit Hall this year! There will be a patio area, a kitchen, a living room, and an office. Each of these areas will have fun things to check out, Brands to get to know, and maybe even some educational tools for you to take home. Stay tuned as we get closer to the Conference for updates.

3. Honor Flags: Dedicated a day on your blog on ways to honor a pet who has passed on. At the conference, honor flags are back: It is time to bow our heads, show love and remember, and this year’s BlogPaws Conference will play host to the time-honored tradition that is Honor Flags. Honor Flags remember our dear pet companions who are no longer with us and honor all who are dedicated to rescuing animals. Supplies will be available at the BlogPaws Conference and each flag will represent a pet you wish to honor. Whether you are an artist or not, honor flags are designed to remember those we love and have lost. Express yourself, share the love and the bond with your pets, and take some quiet time to create a keepsake that will grace the honor flag and for you to take home as a remembrance.

2. Misconceptions about Pet Bloggers and Pet Influencers: Myth buster posts and those that dispel misconceptions are always a hit if done right. Think of some misconceptions, get quotes at the conference from attendees, and infuse them into a blog post.

1. Experience Review: From start to finish, show and tell your readers what you just did for 3+ days with hundreds of others in attendance.

Learn from the Pros

Go face to face with social media experts this year at the BlogPaws 10th Anniversary Conference in Kansas City, Missouri, April 18-20. We’re a 3-day conference jam-packed with educational sessions led by top professionals, networking with influencers, a busy exhibit hall, exciting brand events, more influencers, and lots of pets. Get your tickets for BlogPaws 2018.

Carol Bryant is the Marketing and Social Media Manager for BlogPaws and runs her own blog, Fidose of Reality and its fundraising arm, Wigglebutt Warriors. When not busy playing with her Cocker Spaniel, Dexter, she stays far away from cooking. Her trademark is her mantra and is tattooed on her arm: My Heart Beats Dog.®

Images: Carl Kerridge Photography for BlogPaws

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We would love to hear your comments at the bottom of the page on your unique gift ideas! Also feel free to tag or share with a friend that you would like to enjoy these prizes with x

Prize 1: Yvonne Coomber Art

About: Yvonne Coomber is a contemporary British artist who works en plein air and is best known for her depictions of the English countryside. Many of her paintings are inspired by the landscape, with particular focuses on the natural world and colour. Yvonne’s highly sought-after flowerscape paintings sing of tumbling hedgerows, tangled meadowlands, open moorland and magical forests. They whisper of love.

The Prize: A limited edition hand embellished and signed printed canvas called ‘You are my desire‘ worth £950. These sparkling, magical pieces are hand finished by Yvonne Coomber with a selection of inks, gold leaf, oils, glitters, glosses and are infused with a lot of love!

Prize 2: The Scarlet Hotel

About: The Scarlet Hotel is a luxury eco hotel for grown ups, situated in beautiful Mawgan Porth on the North Cornwall coast. The Scarlet boasts magnificent sea-view rooms, a restaurant to provide you with a true dining experience and a luxury spa.

The Prize: A night’s stay for two adults at this luxury eco hotel in North Cornwall, with 3 course dinner and bed and breakfast for each of you (total prize worth £400).

Prize 3: Veggie Desserts

About: Pushing far beyond the boundaries of the traditional carrot cake, Kate Hackworthy puts vegetables into scrumptious cakes, muffins, biscuits, tarts, brownies, pastries and even ice cream. Kate is a freelance food writer, cookbook author, magazine columnist and award-winning blogger who has many accreditations under her belt including: winner of “Best Food Blog” (UK National Blog Awards), Jamie Oliver Blog of the Month, Top Sante Magazine Bloggers of the Year among others.

The Prize: A copy of the newly released Veggie Desserts cookbook by popular food blogger and author Kate Hackworthy. To accompany is a selection of complementary books from the publishing house Pavilion.

Prize 4: Riverford Organic Food Veg Boxes

About: From one man and a wheelbarrow, to an award-winning organic delivery company, Riverford began with a farmer selling 30 veg boxes to neighbours and now deliver around 47,000 boxes a week to homes all across the UK. Riverford believes in good food, good farming and good business. Everything they grow and make is 100% organic.

The Prize: A month’s supply of veg boxes delivered to your home! Packed with 8 varieties of freshly picked seasonal vegetables, the medium organic veg boxes (worth £13.95 each) are picked, packed and delivered fresh from the Riverford farm. This seasonal organic veg will perk your plate up a treat. Happy cooking!

Unique Christmas Gifts For Art Lovers, Foodies and Travellers

For me, Christmas is a time of family, friends, comfort and joy. After a busy year of creating, travelling and exhibiting, a restful and heart-filled Christmas excites me more than ever. Loved ones come from all corners of the UK to celebrate with us at this festive time of year, and Mike and I delight in opening our home and hearts to welcome them. Along with happiness, stories and love, visitors sometimes bring gifts with them and we are often the grateful recipients of interesting and unique Christmas gifts from all over.

Whether foodie-influenced, artsy or related to holistic relaxation, my favourite Christmas gifts are often made by independent creatives or artisans. Pots, plates, candles, rugs, images, bath soaks and mosaics in my own home take on quite another meaning when I know they have been lovingly created by someone who makes their living (either partly or wholly) out of their creativity. Whether purchasing directly from an independent artist, or searching for unique Christmas gift ideas online, the joy felt when you get your hand-picked artwork home is unsurpassed.

Christmas Gifts for Art Lovers

Many of you write to tell me that you have long wished to have an original painting, printed canvas or fine art print to display in a special place in your home so that a kaleidoscope of wildflowers could smile at you forever and a day. Receiving a piece of treasured artwork as a gift is perhaps one of the most thoughtful and unique Christmas gifts as it shows the recipient that you have carefully considered the wishes and taste of the lucky recipient. And if you’re looking for a suitable gift for an art lover, you’ll know that the discerning eye of an arty aesthete can be hard to please.

Artwork shows originality and makes a unique gift as it lasts forever and often becomes a beloved heirloom passed down the generations. Giving artwork to a loved one is so very special as it is something completely individual and one-off.

Whether you choose a fine art print, hand-embellished canvas or you go all out this year and splash out on a truly special original painting, there is something to suit all pockets. Yvonne Coomber Art also offers gift vouchers to let that special person in your life choose their own special piece of artwork to treasure.

Gift Guide

Price: £20 – £4000

Who: For that special person in your life who deserves a truly beautiful and unique gift this Christmas

Uniqueness: An original painting is the only one like it in the world, no one else owns the same so it is a truly unique gift in every meaning of the word.

Web: http://ift.tt/2cns2jZ

Christmas Gifts for Travellers

Whether they love exploring foreign shores or prefer the ease of staycationing within the British Isles, it’s never easy to find unique gifts for wanderlusting individuals. Whisking your loved one away for a romantic break is not only the stuff romance novels are made of, but it creates treasured memories which last long after the holiday draws to a close. Enjoying time away from the whirr of everyday life is a delight which should be enjoyed at every opportunity, so gifting your beloved with such a thoughtful unique Christmas gift is sure to be a big hit on the big day.

Voted one of the top 20 hotels in the UK by Condé Nast readers, The Scarlet is a luxury eco hotel for adults on the north coast of Cornwall with sea view bedrooms, cliff top hot tubs, beautiful food and a luxurious spa. The Scarlet (along with its sister hotel The Bedruthan where my artwork is displayed), are my favourite hotels in the UK. Mike and I make sure we visit at least once a year, using it as a chance to unwind, recharge and take stock. With breathtaking views of cliff, sea and sky at every moment, and light airy spaces designed to connect you to the outdoors, it’s hard to describe the unique atmosphere of the Scarlet and the healing and restorative ambiance to be found there.

Gift Guide

Price: Rooms range from £230-£338. Spa treatments, meals and additions are extra.

Who: For someone who needs a little time out and couples who want some blissful relaxation together by the sea.

Uniqueness: The Scarlet is a hotel like no other with a very special ambiance.

Web: http://ift.tt/2afV6dr

Christmas Gifts for Foodies

Food serves as so much more than sustenance for many of us in the West. We have a deep attachment to food which is inseparably tied up in tradition, ceremony and emotion. We often enjoy a celebratory meal to signify a special occasion, and different foods can be a delicious treat for all the senses. Olfactory and gastronomic pleasures are some of the most evocative and memory-stirring experiences a human can enjoy. Giving a food-lover a unique Christmas gift which celebrates food and inspires new and creative baking ideas is a wonderful idea and will be well-received by the foodies in your life.

Pushing far beyond the boundaries of the traditional carrot cake, Kate Hackworthy puts vegetables into scrumptious cakes, muffins, biscuits, tarts, brownies, pastries and even ice cream. This, Kate’s inaugural recipe book, will delight foodies who love vegetables (and those who prefer them hidden in delicious sweet treats – children pay heed!). This imaginative book is not about sneaking vegetables in, but celebrating them as hero ingredients. The result is great-tasting treats that are a lot less naughty; something which should be on everyone’s Christmas list this year.

Gift Guide

Price: 4 hardback recipe books totaling £75

Who for: Food-lovers and those who want some inspiration for delicious healthy meals and snacks will love this bundle of newly-released cookbooks.

Uniqueness: The unique gift that keeps on giving… lucky recipients can experiment and create new recipes every single day, changing their food habits for a healthier (more delicious) new year.

Web: http://ift.tt/2t9nki2

From one man and a wheelbarrow, to an award-winning organic delivery company, Riverford began with a farmer selling 30 veg boxes to neighbours but now deliver around 47,000 boxes a week to homes all across the UK. Riverford believes in good food, good farming and good business. Everything they grow and make is 100% organic.

Arranging for a loved one to receive delicious veggies straight to their door is a thoughtful and practical gift, and one which will encourage them to try new vegetables and recipes. Healthy living has never been more delicious!

Gift Guide

Price: 1 month’s supply of veg boxes from Riverford Organic Food worth £55.80

Who For: Foodies who like their veggies organic, fresh and deliv ered straight from the farm to their door.

Uniqueness: The gift of food is a joyous one indeed. And what better way to celebrate Christmas than with a month’s subscription to receive delicious organic veggie boxes?

Web: www.riverford.co.uk

Terms

The competition closes at 1159pm on Friday 1st December and will be announced via social media and the Yvonne Coomber monthly newsletter within 2 weeks of the competition closing date

The winner will be notified via the newsletter and so entrants must remain subscribed to hear news of the winner

The competition is open to all UK residents aged 18 or over

There is no maximum amount of times an individual can enter, and each entry will be in with a chance of winning

The winner will be picked at random and Yvonne Coomber Art will send the printed canvas to the winner via first class post as soon as is reasonably possible. (It is the winner’s responsibility to reply with their full name and address in order to receive their prize). It will be the responsibility of the winner to contact the Scarlet Hotel, Riverford Organic and Veggie Desserts to claim their section of the prize.

The month’s supply of veg boxes from Riverford will be 1x medium original veg box worth £13.95 delivered weekly for 4 weeks

No cash alternative is available, and no correspondence appertaining to such will be entered into

The Promoter (Yvonne Coomber Art) and Partners (Scarlet Hotel, Riverford and Veggie Desserts) accept no responsibility for any technical issues, system or software failures encountered on or during entry to the promotion

The promoter’s decision is final

The winner’s name will be posted onto the website, as well as the Facebook page, newsletter and other social media platforms of the Promoter and their Partners. The winner agrees to the promoter and partners using their name in relevant marketing activity as they see fit (within reason)

Entrants must read and accept the above Terms & Conditions to be eligible to enter An entry will only be considered if the entrant likes the Yvonne Coomber Facebook page and is signed up to the newsletter (Notification reasons).

Neither the Promoter nor the Partners will be held responsible if the competition winner does not remain signed up to the newsletter and Facebook page to hear the announcement of who has won

This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with, Facebook or Rafflecopter or Gleam

Specific Ts & Cs for Scarlet Hotel:

The prize consists of a one night stay at the Scarlet Hotel in a ‘Just Right’ room based on two people sharing, and includes a three-course dinner and breakfast in the Scarlet Restaurant.

The prize must be taken between Sunday – Thursday. Cornish school holidays and bank holidays are excluded (this includes May half term, Easter, the school summer holidays, October half term, Christmas, Twixmas and New Years Eve).

Prize to be taken by two adults over 18 years of age

The outdoor hot tub is not included in the prize (but is only £20 for hotel guests for 30 minutes).

The prize is valid for 18 months from the announcement date and is subject to availability. Our reservations team can advise you of all these dates.

Travel costs are not included in the prize, the winners will need to make their own travel arrangements.

There is no cash alternative available for the prize as a whole or any of the elements included.

Entrants must be 18 or over to enter, and must not be an employee of the Bedruthan Hotel and Spa or the Scarlet Hotel.

Anything not detailed in these terms is chargeable.

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Short Dating Profile Examples: Over 30 Fun Bios

Similar to how explaining a joke ceases to make it funny, overkill in your dating profile can suck the intrigue out or a first encounter. Too much information can come off as overbearing, leave you with a conversation void on a first date, or simply take up way too much of your time and energy. Below are over 30 short dating profile examples and ideas for some short and sweet approaches to writing your bio that will help you knock this annoying task off your list and get you swiping sooner.

Approach 1: Keep It To The Facts If you had to whittle yourself down to an elevator conversation, what would make the cut? Three to five quick and essential thoughts in your About Me will do the trick, so long as they’re memorable enough for someone to remember you.

1. Natural redhead, unnaturally good at limbo contests, hates seafood but loves goldfish crackers

2. Top 5 movies: Amelie, Se7en, Moulin Rouge, The Emperor’s New Groove, Wet Hot American Summer.

3. I have a twin brother, no he doesn’t look like me, DO NOT EVEN ASK IF WE ARE IDENTICAL.

4. My #1 vacation destination is the Minnesota State Fair, and I don’t understand why it doesn’t make more appearances on Insider.

5. I majored in art. I work as a writer. One Art Degree for sale, perfect condition, $35,000 OBO.

6. I’m afraid of heights, and I can’t swim, so let’s do some land activities.

Pick A Fave And Roll With It Is there a movie you know every line to? An album that shaped your entire adult identity? A hobby you turned into an Etsy empire? Share a quick blurb about it. Those who respond will find a huge part of your life intriguing, and that’s a great place to start.

7. All I want is someone who can sing the Elephant Love Medley Duet from Moulin Rouge with me. My sister could do it, but she always makes me be the boy.

8. You haven’t lived until you’ve tasted a bacon peanut butter chocolate malt from Five Guys. If you’d like to argue with me, I’d be HAPPY to do a taste test.

9. I know every word of the ten-season run of Friends by heart, and my next goal in life is to watch them en Español until I know Spanish.

10. What’s your favorite Jonas Brothers song and why? Mine is Good Night and Goodbye, and in the following dissertation I will explain in detail why they were the best boy band of all time. (cont.)

11. Three years ago I started a book club. We mostly read wine labels.

12. My mood is either the end of Monument Valley, or the end of Inside. Never in between.

13. Sriracha makes everything better.

Obscure References FTW If you’re not that into pleasantries and small talk, this is a great way to comb through the weeds when it comes to meaningful connections. Go with a line from a TV show that always busts your gut, a not-so-famous historical quote that you identify with, or a nod to your neighborhood’s best kept secret, and those who get the reference are automatically in the club.

14. 42

15. People tend to overlook Vince Vaughn’s most brilliant and nuanced work as “Luke Zoolander.”

16. Do you think Postmates will deliver me a plate of chicken drummies from the Nan’s menu circa 1994?

17. I’m more of a Russ than a Ross.

18. I shot first.

19. Oh to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free, silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands, with all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves; let me forget about today until tomorrow…

Lead With A Teaser Some may call this click bait, but hey, whatever opens the door to conversation… Tell a joke, but leave out the punch line, post a pic of you with a celebrity and a caption alluding to the insane story, anything that comes off as quirky or intriguing will leave people dying to chat with you.

20. I dare you to ask me what happened when I met Snoop Dogg at a wrestling event in New York City.

21. Look I’m not good at a lot of things, but I can do my make up to look exactly like Blanche Devereaux from Golden Girls, so we should go clubbing.

22. What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?

23. I have the greatest idea for an app of all time, please inquire if you’re interested in investment opportunities.

24. A/S/L? …No I don’t want to know yours, I want you to guess mine.

25. Of all the things you could walk out of a Jonas Brothers Meet and Greet with, you wouldn’t think it would be a banana. And yet…

Let Your Social Do The Talking Your social media accounts likely give a pretty well rounded view of who you are as a person, so skipping the cheesy intros and just linking to or referencing the one you’re most active on cuts out the boring middle man. Plus it gives your potentials permission to stalk you, which, let’s be real, they were going to do anyway. At least this way, you own it.

26. Share your top pinned tweet—It’s usually the one that has gotten the most attention. Mine says “I’m tired the way old people are tired at the end of their lives.”

27. Link to your Instagram page—fire selfies and all the delicious food you could be cooking for your future partner… it’s a no-brainer.

28. Download and share a particularly good Snapchat story—Nobody wouldn’t love a 14 second snap of your roommate’s cat being a weirdo.

29. Share the results of your latest Buzzfeed quiz—In case you were wondering, based on my favorite kind of bread, Ryan Gosling is my husband.

30. Link to your list of Twitter faves—They’ll get a good sense of what makes you laugh, your political stance, or whatever it is you choose to focus on on a regular basis.

31. Share the latest Facebook-generated word cloud you made—the center of my last one was my mom’s name, which I know isn’t that appealing, but it’s a conversation starter to say the least.

You can use any of these approaches or a combination to get you started on a short, but sweet dating profile bio, but no matter which approach you take, the key is to be warm, fun, and engaging. If you can infuse some humor or an interesting talking point into your description, people are going to want to get to know you.

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