#&ship: You ain't got to lie Craig you ain't got to lie...

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Ship Aesthetics - Wood & Houston

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send 🍰 to make pumpkin pie with my muse (or any other “fall-themed” food) - (because Wood will purposely make a mess of her with flour or whatever just so he can clean her off. :/)

halloween/fall rp prompts!

         He had got it in her hair, now Houston already told Wood before they even started making pie that if he got her hair a mess she was going to stab him with a stake knife. She was standing in the kitchen and crossing her arms over her chest while he was coming up with reasons why they were cool, they were playing "around" and they were until he got some of the pie mix into her hair--she recently bleched. ❝Uh-uh, you trynna come up wit' dem sorry ass excuses on why I shouldn't lay yo ass out right now Wood.❞ Houston pursed her lips, turning her back to him and leaning forward to bat out some flour off of her hair. ❝I told yo ass not to get it in my hair!❞

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✤ + Wood & Houston

send me ✤ + a ship and i’ll tell you…

who said i love you first?Wood, just so he can tap that ass. Houston probably meant it though when she returned the gesture.

who laughs when the other trips?I don't think either does, they take stuff like that seriously, getting embarrassed. That hurts their reputation nobody has time for that.

who pays the bills?  Houston because what does Wood look like handling money?

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?Houston because she LOVES Christmas and Thanksgiving in America----any reason to spend time with family and cook. (Also spoil the two men in her life.)

who’s more clumsy?Neither, they have grace they've got soul.

who checks their daily horoscope?Houston, she always tells Wood her horoscope while he showers and she's sitting in the bathroom painting her toenails.

who sings louder in the car?Houston, the girl can sing okay.

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?Wood, he's a man it's a given.

who is more up to date in pop culture? Both, they talk a lot about music and stupid drama going on in the world. Like when Rob Kardashian went on a rampage about Blac Chynna, Wood and Houston lost it.

who insists on going to see the newest movies?Neither, they don't give a fuck about movies.

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?Houston because she's so dramatic.

who’s the lighter sleeper? Wood. Once Houston is out she's OUT.

who believes in ghosts?Houston.

who does the grocery shopping? Both, she wants to know what Wood wants to eat for dinners and he probably pays to make her feel like a cute ass housewife with a suga daddy.

who updates their facebook status more often?Both, but it's mostly them sending public snaps bitching about each other. Houston posting Instagram photos talking shit, or being sexy. Wood bitching about dudes all up in Houston's DMs and so on...

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ø - Wood

Text Messages

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.[1:25AM SMS » ‘biig diiq daddy’]: daddy watchu doiin?[1:25AM SMS » ‘biig diiq daddy’]: a biitch got her haiir done n shiit n you nowhere 2 be found liike whats good?

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Joi & Craig aka Wood & Houston

💕 Send me a ship and I’ll tell you the first 5 things that come to mind when I think about it 💕

1. Swisher Sweets2. Cocoa Butter Lotion3. The Players Club on Blu-ray4. Keith Sweat5. 911 on speed dial