#+ hyde as the cool uncle and ye suhua as the girlfriend of leora that everyone has accepted

[glow-205]

Elaine: I have a bad feeling about this...

Leora: What do you mean?

Elaine: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Leora: No?

Ye Suhua: That actually explains so much.

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Leora: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Elaine, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Ye Suhua, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Elaine: Coming right up.

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Cory: Breathe, just breathe.

Leora: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!

Elaine: Awww, that never bothered you before.

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Elaine: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.

Leora: Actually, Cory is my favourite.

Elaine: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

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Embla: *looks at Elaine*

Embla: Baby boy. Baby.

Embla: *looks at Leora*

Embla: Evil.

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Leora: Elaine, could you pass the salt?

Elaine: Could you pass away?

Fu Shi, to the newly adopted Cory: Don’t worry, this is normal.

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Embla: I’m not mad, I just want to know why you two had fake IDs.

Elaine: *mumbles*

Embla: What was that?

Leora: ..You need to be over 18 years old to hold the puppies at PetCo.

Hyde, looking at the fake IDs: These are sloppy, I’ll go back to my house and get you two better ones.

Fu Shi: ???