#/ like he a baddie forreal.

[moonglittering]

✨ on the dark sea the road of silver continues to the stars / this is a message brought by the moon.

🌙 s𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬.

1. What does your muse smell like?

virote has a lovely collection of perfume and body mists that he really enjoys. some of them are a little on the typical, high-end of the spectrum like various perfumes from the jasmine + woodsy alien by mugler. then, you have your demeter fragrance oddball scents like petrichor, that smells exactly like the ozone / petrichor of a fallen rain on the dirt. warm, earthy, and ozone. he smells like the weather. whenever you’re close to him, you smell a summer rainstorm. this is usually layered OVER something else! here are a few choice picks he likes to layer with it:

- CHLOE SEVIGNY’S LITTLE FLOWER BY REGIME DES FLEURS / black tea, bleeding heart, blackcurrant bud, peony, palo santo incense, pomelo, honeysuckle, and a precious ottoman rose absolute. described as romantic, dewy, and woody musk.

- AYAMORI’S HINOKI ONSEN / geranium, jasmine sambac, red mandarin, and vetiver. described as described as calming, mood elevating, soothing, and deep.

- MOLTON BROWN’S FIERY PINK PEPPER / pink pepper, ginger, tangerine, nutmeg, osmanthus, lily-of-the-valley, jasmine, labdanum, musk, patchouli, oakmoss, and cedar. very strong spicy fragrance. described as stirring, sultry, and smoldering.

BLACK ALCHEMY LAB’S FAIRY BITE / osmanthus, raw honey with lavender, chamomile, white peppermint, raspberry, honeysuckle, thyme, bergamot, and dracula orchid.

BLACK ALCHEMY LAB’S ICE / eucalyptus blossom, crystalline musk, white ginger, mint, and elemi. oddly described as a ruthless, cold metal, icicle scent.

if you stand too close to him and catch a whiff, you fall in love so uve been warned.

2. What do your muse’s hands feel like?

considering his skincare routine is some of the most hardcore shit in the name of beauty, his hands are just… pillow soft, smooth. he’s always putting on lotion, aloe vera, shea butter. especially shea butter. he finds that shea butter bring out the maximum softness™ in his hands. every friday night he’ll use hand masks for about 20 minutes and those are usually on the lower end of cost since hand masks aren’t super important to his skincare routine. theyre just extra. his favorites are the cheapo epielle hand masks with coconut oil, milk extract, hyaluronic acid. aaaand the tonymoly i’m lovely peach hand masks <: )

3. What does your muse usually eat in a day?

in the morning, he’s usually making a smoothie and having some oatmeal to go with it. throw in a little fruit, maybe even some coffee if he feels like he might not make it through the day. for lunch, he usually opts for something quick, but fresh and satisfying like from a food truck since he’s probably gonna be on the run the moment he’s done. like tacos or kimbap! ESPECIALLY kimbap, he loves that shit. kimbap, some squid chips, and a seltzer water? yeah, babey.

for dinner, it really depends. he might cook something for himself! like curry and laab moo with some roti on the side, tom yum, xiaolongbao with cold noodles, hot pot, maybe some fried tofu with a little sauce over it with some rice maybe a couple of eggs on top of it all. if he orders something it ‘s usually cuban food, ‘cause his ass loves ropa vieja. sometimes indian or greek. japanese. if it’s japanese, he’s goin’ out for okonomiyaki.

as for snacking, he’s usually eating some sort of dried fruit, pistachios, super dark chocolate like 85% dark super bitter and not sweet at all, hummus over super crunchy bread… or some awful shit from taco bell and burger king if he’s having a bad day. he has a lot of bad days so find him at ya local taco bell, ordering a beefy five layer with a baja blast. anyway he loves trying new foods so if a restaurant opens up, he’s there.

4. Does your muse have a good singing voice?

it’s fair! you could even call it pretty. limited range, but pretty. he’s not gonna kill you with it until he tries to karaoke mariah carey. then no one’s surviving those crackly, shrill high notes… awful…….. he will never sing ‘ butterfly ’ without nearly dying…. everyone in the room passes away.

5. Does your muse have any bad habits or nervous ticks?

HIS WHOLE LIFE IS A BAD HABIT.

6. What does your muse usually look like / wear?

oh babey… i can’t even describe… but he dresses better than anyone u’ve ever met… don’t invite him to ur birthday, he’s gonna show up in vintage versace, on a white horse, while 70s underground disco plays. body chains everywhere. he’s so eclectic and fashionable and experimental. runway looks just to go to the store. of course for work he’ll just wear a suit or something casual lol. but outside of work????? u could see him in a $5000 la perla pajama set, eden boots, faux fur coat, and a pearl necklace just to get chips from the gas station. he’s ur glam babygirl…. he’s your goth boyfriend…

7. Is your muse affectionate? How much? How so?

affectionate enough so please don’t touch him a lot. lkjgfdlsgjkl. and idk, he has a hot-cold kind of personality, so sometimes he won’t even look at you. won’t touch you, won’t do anything. if he’s touching a friend, it’s usually when it’s a very intimate moment. like a serious talk or something. he’s not one to grab them up into hugs and shit. he’s not a cuddlebug. but in somber, solemn moments or moments where he wants to make a point, he may touch a hand very briefly. like a little flash of love and absolute trust and vulnerability.

even in his romantic relationships he’ll most likely sit on the waaay opposite end of the couch from his boyfriend if theyre talking. it’s really just best to express in some way that you want to touch him before actually doing it. like you don’t have to outright ask for permission but you need to be really careful about it and indicate something so you don’t weird him the fuck out.

he’s just never been a touchy person. being a domestic abuse survivor didn’t help.

with that said if there’s enough trust gained, he doesn’t mind! but that’s an upward climb that people rarely ever power through. vi’s affection is usually expressed through doing favors and stuff like that anyway.

vi has punched people in the face more than he’s hugged people on his blog and that’s just where he’s at as a person………..

8. What position does your muse sleep in?

vi’s the type to fall asleep wherever he falls so he could be twisted like a pretzel or laid out like a plank. you might even find him face down on his kitchen floor, making friends with the linoleum floors of his kitchen!! on his side, in the bathroom. bent up like a tangled slinky somewhere in his office. it’s like finding a dead body every time you find him sleeping except he’s alive and probably dreaming about kazuki kitamura in a wet t-shirt contest.

9. Could you hear your muse in the hallway from another room?

no and that’s exactly why he’s great at trespassing. u befriend him and ur asking for break-ins. u won’t even know he’s in ur kitchen, eating your french toast like some sort of shitty little moon raccoon. also he can phase thru ur walls? you are not catching him.

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[rissouu]

Onys the type to not gaf about ur little shows but ones you flick them on hes all quite and now paying attention to what’s on the screen. And then he starts talking about the character on the screen like calling Natalie a bitch for fighting Scotty (on Baddies West) and now u gotta tell him all the drama between the girls bc he joined in late on the show

LITERALLY I AGREE HOLD ON HOLD ON.

“i know you fuckin’ lying, her long chin ass need to be stopped!” he yelled at the tv, startling you because you didn’t even think he was paying attention. “why the fuck she beating on her friend mama? am i missing sumn’?”

ony was never one to pay attention to the type of shows you put on, but this one had him entertained. “she think cause she run the show she somebody, but she a whole ass bitch forreal.” he mumbled, now he understood why you always got so worked up by this show.

“pa i thought you hated the shit i put on, hmm?” you would definitely be making fun of him later, but right now you needed someone to talk shit with. and who better than your man? “but anyways, let’s talk about this shit!”

[lansplaining]

Been thinking about how little we actually know about the Wen’s as a whole. Like Wen Chao has a whole ass wife that he’s cheating on that we know nothing about. And if WC has a wife, Wen Xu must have one and probably kids. And he never even gets an on page appearance or even description. That the big bad of the whole Sun Shot campaign, Wen Ruohan doesn’t even meet our main character! Do we know why he kicked off the campaign besides evil? That’s not even going into Wen Qing’s branch, because presumably she’s the daughter of WRH’s younger brother and all the other family there. For as many characters as there are in MDZS it feels weird how little we get about the Wen’s.

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forreal though, this is an interesting question! The one nitpick I'd make is that Wen Ruohan isn't doing what he's doing out of evil, he's doing it for wealth and power. They've got the most land, they've got the most disciples, they've got the most money, and... well... nobody has stopped them yet? It takes a pretty egregious series of oversteps before anyone does anything about it!

I have a lot of trust in MXTX as a writer so I'd like to say that there's some deep, thematic meaning behind how little we know of the Wen, but... at the end of the day, I think sometimes you just need a baddie, especially given Sunshot is really more background setting than plot in itself.

[tommyssupercoolblog]

okay i see a lot of "altrverse spoiler" posts that aren't actually spoilers, just fanart of characters and such, so i'd like to preface this with "yes this post has actual Important Plot spoilers."

THE CAT IS A GUY????? JUST A WHOLE ASS FUCKING GUY????? I THOUGHT HE WAS A NORMAL CAT THIS BITCH IS ANOTHER GUY?????? I LOVE THAT FOR HIM. but also who is this normal ass guy. this just fucking....dude this man.

also I was NOT expecting Iris to show up so soon....seeing the symbol on the jacket and Marvin lying about knowing it i was like. "girl already????? THESE HOES HERE ALREADY??????"

sooo need the backstory for why marvin can't progress in his studies within the magic circle like bitch who. why. can i kill you???

LOVE THE WAY MARVIN'S SO CASUAL AND THEN HE HAS TO SELF-CORRECT TO USING SIR AND SHIT. GOD SAME. also shit talkign some guy's show lololol

JACKIE IS SUCH A DUMBASS BLORBO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I care him. forreal. Also straight up running away because he thought he might get sued? based. the hot takes about rating systems, and the not wanting to look at your bank account? HITTING HOME ON GOD.

I was not fucking expecting zombies???? ZOMBIES???? zombies AND robots okay bitch we serving cunt out here i'm here for it i see it. multiple baddies. on god slay

anyway we're so excited for the next one we might explode onto people. me and @septiccoffeefreak reading these like WOAHHHH. It actually triggered him to front for a little but but I wanted to post about it so he let me come out to talk about it with the internet. after that tho he's prolly gonna be the one controlling things again and i'll be in co-con.

SLAYYYYYYYYYYY

[gingeraleluke]

Another one from me!

Fast forward: Modern Family HAHAHAHAHA

I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN IT SO THIS SHOULD BE FUNNY

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE AND HOLY SHIT THATS A BIG ASS FAMILY

the only thing i know about this show is sofia vergara, sarah hyland, and raini rodriguez’s brother is in it 💀

IM SURE ITS GOOD OKAY DONT JUDGE ME I HAVENT SEEN A LOT OF SHOWS

ALRIGHT I DONT KNOW THEIR NAMES

SO SORRY IF IM OFFENSIVE LMFAOOO AND IF I GIVE U A BAD CHARACTER, IM SORRY IDK THESE PEOPLE

okay first off

starting with this mf who looks like he reads smut so imma say this is @wrldofspice bc they are freaky asf and i feel like they post smut on the daily

this girl looks like she would push you on purpose and blame it on your huge feet 😀

IM JUST ROASTING THEM AT THIS POINT BUT WHATEVER

i don’t want to tag anyone as her bc she seems mean so imma just say myself

this is @mrspetxrs ….idk why i can’t explain it but it’s them 😭

she kinda looks like her favorite food is roast beef

but anyways

next is sarah hyland’s character

she seems nice but also looks like she would steal your science homework and your man.

imma say that this is @vinniehcker

LMFAOOOO

JUPSCARE WARNING ⚠️

NO FORREAL WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT

mans built like the green goblin lowkey

IM SORRY THATS SO MEAN PLEASEE

he looks conservative yet sensitive

i’m giving this to @vinnieslut bc he seems like a slut as well ✨🤍 /lh

next is sofia’s character

aight come on guys

this is me

we got the same big biddies and everything 🤩

NAHH THIS IS FUCKED BUT IM GIVING THIS TO @itskoushi BC THEY A MINOR 💀

next one is rico so i’m giving it to @chalametsamour for being swag.

is… is that robert irvine??

ITS NOT??!!

I JUST FUCKING GOOGLED IT

HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM PLEASE NO WAIT READY ILL SHOW YOU

NAH THATS THE SAME PERSON IM TAGGING MR ROBERT IRVINE FOR THIS ONE CHEIF

this is @insaneinsiders because he has the same crazy look in his eye

he looks like he enjoys eggnog on a christmas morning and i can appreciate that

he also looks like he gets stressed easily

next is the ginger who i’m gonna give to @sofslander because i’m a ginger and i deserve the world, just like sof does!!

and lastly, the little girl

who is obviously @diorjadore

because she’s got her hands on her hips like she’s about to steal the spotlight

and raven is a baddie just like that kid

anyways

i hope you enjoyed me roasting the characters of a show i’ve never seen!

COME JOIN THE SLUMBER PARTY!

[noonachronicles]

This has been eating me alive the past few weeks so I need to ask 😭 it's about when yn took care of "Baekhyun" who we obviously now know is Baddie (fucker 🙄)– was he ACTUALLY forreal injured and in a small coma from the damage of whatever the hell it is Baekhyun did to him during the fight, or was that all an act and he was just doing it to mess with yn and was internally laughing to himself at how distressed she was thinking her Baekhyun was hurt? 😐

I’m really happy you asked me!! I do make mention of this in the final part but it’s just barely. I don’t go into as much detail as it deserves so I will happily answer for you!!

You’ll find out more about what happened between Baddie and Baekhyun in those finals moments more specifically so I won’t go into that. BUT…Baddie was legitimately and incredibly injured when she found him. It was mostly self-inflicted but the severity was completely accidental.

He’d intended for her to find him and had actually planned to be wounded. Now I don’t know how noticeable it is (I wrote it so it’s really obvious to me lol), it’s meant to be subtle, but Baddie doesn’t actually know the extent of the relationship between Y/N and Baek. When he first wakes up he’s not really sure that they’re together, and at the end of part nine he still doesn’t even know that they’re meant to be married.

So keeping that in mind…Baddie already had wounds from the battle and from Baekhyun especially. Which was exactly what he’d wanted. He was only meant to have minor wounds to gain sympathy from her because he expected that he’d still have to win her over. It definitely wasn’t supposed to have taken him out the way that it did.

Personally, I’m not entirely convinced that the injuries he had sustained would have killed him regardless of if she had found him or not. Y/N mentions early on that they know he has really amazing regeneration abilities. There are only two or three injuries he’d gotten that would not have healed incredibly fast (which will be explained a little more later on) if she hadn’t helped them along.

Baddie does tell her in the final part that she saved his life. Now, like I said, I’m not convinced that’s true. It might be. Or he might just tell her that because he’s a liar. He knows that for her to be aware that she saved his life, that she was the reason the plan didn’t work, would destroy her even more than she already is.

Imagine being told that people you loved had died for nothing because of something you’d done. We know Y/N is incredibly strong. It only benefits him to have her at her weakest emotionally and physically for what his end game is. So it makes more sense that he’s just saying it to make her easier to manipulate, but we’ll never know for sure.

It’s lucky for her that he had actually been injured though because she talked to him a lot while he was recovering. By the time he decided to ‘wake up ‘ she could have given him all the information he would ever need to keep his ruse going and she may have never realized why being with him felt so wrong.

[squigglyjinxxjams]

Can We Just.. Can We Just Sit Down For A Second And Talk About Thor?

Like, I see so many people talking about how great the movie is- wHICH IT DESERVES OKAY BECAUSE IT’S SO GOOD- but I don’t really see anyone talking about how bAD Thor had it and how this bb needs some love and a break. There’s a lot of spoilers though, and I don’t wanna ruin it. Imma be going into a lot so like, join me under the cut or somethin’ <3

OkAY, so like, i forced this conversation on my partner the other day because like, just listen. Thor lost pretty much eVERYTHING in Ragnarok. At the very beginning of the movie he’s hangin’ out with big fire man and that’s all fine, he’s on a mission to get that big crown thing which of course he gets. You don’t really start a movie with your good guy dying you know? So anyway, after that he goes home to find out why the hELL this dude even hAS the helmet back in the first place, and Thor just comes back to hIS BROTHER WHO WAS SUPPOSEDLY DEAD, MASQUERADING AS THEIR FATHER AND PUTTING ON A PLAY ABOUT HOW HE “DIED”. And while it’s hilarious and Thor seemed relatively fine with it at that moment besides being hella annoyed and threatening to let Mjolnir smash Loki’s head in, can you imagine how that probably felt? The first time, Loki fell and ‘died’ Thor was kind of a wreck you know? He was really sad about both him and Jane. After that, Loki ‘dies’ again and now it’s worse because he ‘dies’ in Thor’s arms after saving his life. So damn, Thor coming back to see his brother putting on a play that mocks that entire thing? Probably hurt a lot tbh but that’s like, low on this list of things. 

NExt, they have to go off and find Thor’s (and Loki’s) dad who Loki sent to Earth. I mean, if you’re reading this then you know what’s going on already so I can spare the details and if you don’t know then uh, git outta here u nosy punk. Anyway so, they find him and he is kind of like one of those really old people (well yeah he’s really old but sh) that talk slow and in weird metaphorical sentences anD THEN POOF HE DED. Fades away into dust. So, right after finding out that his brother is, in fact, alive and has sent their father to Midgard, Thor gets hit with his father dying. Oh, and hit with the fact that apparently, they had a really murderous sister and now that daddy’s ded she’s coming to destroy Asgard. Goodluck! That’s like, three things in one man.

If that’s not bad enough already, thEN Thor and Loki try to be all strong and stuff, you know, fight the big baddie right off the bat. Would probably be fine 

That’s a lie. Hela Breaks Mjolnir and then they get sent off into this whole other realm. Niceee. So like, only 40? minutes into the film at most I think, Thor has:

Found out that Loki is alive and making him look like a fool pretty much. 

Found out his dad was banished to Midgard. 

Had his dad die in front of him. 

Found out he has an older sister who is now coming to murder everything. 

Now lost his hammer.

Got sent off to some other realm he’s probably never even properly heard of. 

After that, even though his is pretty minor but I think actually means a lot because of some like, fancy ways Asgard has, something about Slaves, Thor gets his hair cut off. After getting tazered of course. (I love this by the way because it’s like the first movie and it’s just the best.) Also at some opoint before getting his hair chpped he met Loki again but it wasn’t really the most terrible thing. Besides the fct that Loki totally dissed Thor and all that. It was mostly harmless, kinda. 

Then we get Thor meeting Korg (Can we all agree that Korg is like, the best thing that happened to Thor in this movie?) and after that Loki appears in the weird circle thing Thor and others are trapped in and Thor literally recaps everything that happened and like, can someone hug him? The events happened within like, a few days and he’s had no time to process aNYTHING. At all.  

Then we have Thor going off to fight the Hulk. Now this part isn’t so much of a loss on his part untiol we get to the end of the battle where he ges all zappy. It’s really cool but it was probably a little bit of a shellschoclk for him, especially since he starts seeing Odin and all. bUT HE MAKES IT OUT OF THAT RELETIVELY OKAY. 

I turned caps lock on in the wrong order in that last sentence but we’re just gonna leave it.

Alright so, after this okay, are you ready? It’s not even after., During all of this, aSGARD IS GOING UP IN FLAMES BECAUSE HELA. ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE DEAD (I’m asuming Sif is dead too, but who knows. I don’t really see why she wouldn’t be, despite not bing there becayuse whjy would they bring her back? But to remind eveyone of the fact that the warriors three are dead? Don’t get me wrong, I love Sif but I don’t really know why they’d bring her back again if they killed the rest of them, you know?) and Heimdall is doing whatever he can to keep everyone alive but we know how well everyuthing is going up there so that’s hard. Thor has no clue but hE DOESN’T GET A CHANCE TO REALLY REALIZE UNTIL THE END YOU KNOW? Like guys, please. 

Also at some point it gets mentioned that he and Jane broke up and like, this poor Thorbabble just doesn’t really have anything and it hurts me. 

I no longer have a proper recount of this movie and thus I don’t think I have written everything down but you see where I’m going with this? Also, after Thor finally gets back to Asgard, hE LOSES AN EYE GUYS. HIS EYE IS FORREAL FOREREAL GONE AND i JUST. Also before he got there, Loki just decides he’s going to betray him again and even though Thor knew I’m sure it still hurt, especially after they had this brotherly moment. (I very much appreciate Loki coming back though and just “i’m here” makes me cry) 

So in the end, if having to move Asgard to a big ole ship and all that wasn’t enough. If becoming King out of nowhere wasn’t enough. If losing everything else wasn’t enough. tHERE’S A BIG ASS SHIP READY TO BLOW THEM ALL UP OR SOMETHING. Like, Thor has had maybe 5 minutes to rest and here comes more baddies. 

Thor really needs some love and appreciation and just. He needs a break ;n;