#// anon ur so lucky i love gianni and have an irl with a Gabriel body pillow

[badlydrawnbabydirk]

This one time I- SP- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a BITCH.

"Oh Gabriel, thy gore shall-" What. The. Fuck. Ever.

*Kicking baby noises*

THEN I DID ANOTHER ONE

*Even more baby kicking noises*

JUST WENT THROUGH THEM LIKE FUCKING

CANDY

IT WAS THE WILL. OF GOD.

(then we kissed)