#//Mans would just tear the stiff to shreds; panic/get yelled at then dispose
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Something something, being in a relationship with a more adjusted Traitor/villain!Kiri means dealing with the fact that yer fridge may end up having human body parts in it from time to time
#hc#//Mans can't eat a whole sb in one sitting; sometimes brings that shit to his special hiding place for laters if he's allowed to keep#cannibalism mention tw#//I say 'more adjusted' bc before he's accepted the fact; being a villain or the fact that he eats people#//Mans would just tear the stiff to shreds; panic/get yelled at then dispose#//Once he's more used to it; he goes back to his usual 'welp; waste not whatnot'#//Hates wasting food; no matter what it is; so he'll ask for help getting it back to base#//The thought just started out with me mulling over villain!krdk ngl#//Bc I like the idea of poor v!deku nust tryna get a snack only to meet a faceful of guts in a bag#gore mention tw#//Mans ia just 'Wtf Ei; AGAIN???' while Kiri tries to argue well where ELSE can he store it???#//Works best with villain!sunr.iot tho I think#//Bc Ei can get his fill of fresh meat; and Tama can benefit of the Quirks said victims had#//Honestly more incentive for Ei to go after people; tbh. Then they fight over portions fjbfb#//Bc Tama needs the QUIRKS dammit. but Ei's a real hungry lad too!#//They prolly divide the shit based on how useful Tama can make the abilities#//Boom; bonding right there. them taking time out of their days to figure Quirk uses#//A twisted spin on their off duty activities in hero verse#//Y'know what; I could vibe with that#//Platonic or more shippy vibes villain!sunr.iot with this idea#//Two horrible roomies fighting over who gets what rights to what stiff#//What will win; Ei's insistence on having priority bc HE brought them home or Tama's need for new powers#//Obvi Tama; but Ei still puts up a fight every time (Tama always wins)#;mun has spoken#//Idk; thinking shit like this rn bc I saw a thing#//And bc am at a wedding party and the overwhelming racket of it all is making me wanna go feral#//So I'll let him do that lol#//Not that I have wifi to DO that the way I wanna; so it's just a hc/idea post now
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