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[emmetrain]

"AITA for demanding that someone give me something precious - some sacred relics, let's say - because I desperately needed them, and then when they refused, and I couldn't defeat them in battle, I summoned a violent ancient god from another dimension and - actually, you know, I have changed my mind about asking this question, please go about your business and have a nice day."

SEND AITA + A SITUATION FOR MY MUSE TO JUDGE WHETHER YOUR MUSE IS THE ASSHOLE !

"OP NO YOU CAN'T LEAVE US LIKE THIS! WE WANT TO HEAR THIS. Is this someone's creative-writing again? Anyway, this sounds crazy enough to warrant a response!"

"YTA, OP. I was with you till you summoned an ancient god from another dimension. Look, if these relics are so important to you, you should have get better at battling. Sucks to suck. If it was that important to you, you should have defeated them in battle!!! Come on, OP."

"Anyway, you sound entitled, and I need more info on why you need these sacred relics. If you have an actual reason to need them, like saving someone's life, then... Look, ancient god is an overkill. You should have used poison or something to knock them out, take these relics out of their hand, and continue on your tracks. You went off the rails by tattling on them to an ancient god."

"Also!!! Asshole, you already have an ancient god on your side!!!! WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? Please think for a moment. You are going to lose this god's trust and waste your limited time with them to do what?? Get a bigger, badder god? Learn to cherish and use the one you have! Sheesh."

"Please keep us updated on your life. Your life sounds too interesting, it's like watching a train wreck. Can't keep my eyes off."

"I am still sad about the spreadsheet I forgot to save and this dude is sad that his ancient god couldn't beat someone. How are we living in the same world???"