#/skillfucker ask

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hiiii savvy don't listen to the haters I think you're so cool *twirls my hair cutely*

SAVVY- Look at that. I've got fans. This is what happens when you're invested in developing a business portfolio. Making connections. Making a name for yourself. And that name is Savvy. Are you two going to let the next fucking Salzneben Report's Top 500 pass you by?

RHETORIC- I'm not endorsing this ultraliberal hustle culture bullshit.

SUGGESTION- I can respect the grind, but the brand of charisma you've got going on is a bit too... greasy.

SAVVY- Fine. You two can enjoy being broke. Some people know which way the river flows. This lucky anonymous flirt with soon learn the secret to becoming a millionaire.

RHETORIC- What use do we have for money? To buy brain-goods and brain-services?

SAVVY- Of course it's the communist that thinks that. Meanwhile, I'm getting bitches and cold, hard cash.

SUGGESTION- You've gotten a bitch. Singular.

VOLITION- Don't call this stranger a bitch, please.

SAVVY- Yeah, not a bitch. My bitch. You're all going to be begging for a slice of this cake when the ROI comes back. Just you wait. I'm not listening to the haters.

RHETORIC- The ROI on what? One compliment?... Don't walk away from me. Hey.

SUGGESTION- Wow. Backing away while doing a six-finger flip off is a pretty stellar exit move. Not gonna lie.

RHETORIC- Ugh.

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i thunk that one anon asking about ancient reptilian brain's, uh, fuckabilty, for lack of a better term, was maybe thinking in the context of the other skills? in more general terms, does a.r.b and/or the limbic system have forms the other skills can interact with, in any capacity?

ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN— Sure. I could fuck them. But why would I want to? I’m comfortable in the deep recesses of the brain stem. Not gonna bother to leave just to chase some tail I could be getting in here, anyway.

ENCYCLOPEDIA— As far as I can tell, Ancient and Limbic are monogamous. Which is interesting considering the rest of us, decidedly, are not.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— Oh, but if I don’t wonder what that ancient reptilian dick is like…

ENCYCLOPEDIA— You know what? While we’re here and talking about skill sexuality, let’s tackle a few other asks we’re received of a similar genre…

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY- Oooh! Here's one for you! Even the way your fans flirt with you is nerdy.

ENCYCLOPEDIA- Well. Ahem. Thank you. My aim isn't really "cool", but I'm glad I'm able to pull it off...

INLAND EMPIRE- Fantasy? Does that count? My body isn't especially sensitive.

ENCYCLOPEDIA- I'll reveal everyone's unique reactions to stimuli soon- I promise.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY- I like where this person is coming from. Mind blowing orgy. What's stopping us from blowing Harry's mind with a crazy fuckfest?

VOLITION- Me. We're not doing that.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY- I could change your mind.

ENDURANCE- Careful what you wish for.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY- Psst. He just doesn't jizz. Straight up. No cumming. Sorry to kill your breeding bull fantasies - because boy, do i have them too - but don't hold your breath until he blows his load.

EMPATHY- Oh? Well, it would mostly be me connecting with you, then; I experience pleasure through other people. If my partner is having a good time, then I am, too.

PAIN THRESHOLD- About time. My feelings were getting hurt. That's a little joke for you.

REACTION SPEED- I wouldn't turn down a box of chocolates.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY- Wow, Miss Popular over here...

HALF LIGHT- They're all correct. Guts and glory.

LIMBIC SYSTEM- What about me? Are there any for me?

ENCYCLOPEDIA- Yes. One.

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mommy shivers you’re doing unnatural things to me

SHIVERS— I underestimated how patriotic so many of our followers are.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— Oh, yeah. Unnatural, alright. The ultimate sex symbol— Revachol herself.

VOLITION— Is it really necessary that you sexualize everything?

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— These people are doing it themselves! I’m telling you. I’m going to get one of these freaks to hump a park bench or something. Do it for Mommy Shivers.

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how big is miss shiv exactly? for uh. research.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— Sure. Research. Sexy research.

ENCYCLOPEDIA— That’s redundant. Research is already sexy.

VOLITION— …we’ve been getting a lot of asks in the more… salacious territory… but are you sure this is one of them?

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— Oh, yeah. I know a freak when I hear one.

SHIVERS— I’m the size of Revachol. I have a radius of 80 kilometers, and am split down the middle by the river Esperance. A size too large for the human mind to conceptualize without the help of a map.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— That’s a whole lot of woman!

SHIVERS— All condensed into the mind of a man; and even then, I have to make myself smaller. Reveal myself in little bursts. If his brain can’t handle all of me, I’m sorry to say that I don’t think anyones body will be able to.

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Ancient reptilian brain sounds kinda 😍

ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN— You’ve got that right, baby. I’m the Basal Ganglia’s most eligible bachelor. Ever since the beginning of time.

LIMBIC SYSTEM— Did they say anything about me?

ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN— Nah. Get some husk in your voice and maybe they will.

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If y'all got different fears, do you guys have different kinks? I'm really interested in what gets volition's rocks off, seeing how he's a stick in the mud when it comes to fun

VOLITION- Oh, no.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY- Oh, yes! Voli, why don't you share with the class what gets you off?

ENCYCLOPEDIA- I'm curious as well. From a purely academic standpoint, of course.

VOLITION- No.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY- Shy, are we? Okay, I'll go first! I'm into all sorts of shit! Degradation, praise, BDSM, TLC, topping, bottoming, exhibitionism, voyeurism, piss-

PERCEPTION- So, everything? Sounds about right.

ENCYCLOPEDIA- We do have different sexual preferences, yes. They're almost all some facet of Harry's own desires. I'm doing some research on it, currently. I've yet to learn everyone's fetishes, but some can be inferred...

PAIN THRESHOLD- Is it a cop-out to say sadism and masochism? Because, yes.

PERCEPTION- Sensation play is interesting to me. Wearing a blindfold and a gag, not perceiving everything all the time... it sounds nice.

ESPRIT DE CORPS- Uniforms.

VISUAL CALCULUS- Body worship. Admiring someone's geometry... mmm.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY- Pretty much what I expected. I suspect that there are surprises in the mix, too. 20 reál says that Mr. Big Man is into emasculation...

AUTHORITY- What? Are you talking about me?

ENCYCLOPEDIA- I'll take those odds.

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Are electrochemistry tendrils all phalluses/appendages like Myc from Inside job?

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— Why, yes, they are! They function the same as an octopus’ tentacles would, like grabbing and holding stuff as well as moving me around— but damn if it doesn’t feel good.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— Which is very lucky for these anons of spectacular taste!

COMPOSURE— Wait, what was that last one?

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— That you’re all fighting for scraps? I know. Brutal, but It’s the truth.

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suggestion has anyone hit on you yet? how about you me & savvy get together?

SUGGESTION— I’m shocked that you’re the first. I’m personality plus. I’m the charmer.

SAVOIR FAIRE— You’re apparently not enough if this guy needs me in the mix. Two hands not enough?

SUGGESTION— Keep your comments to yourself. Baffles me why they would want you in the mix, slick.

SAVOIR FAIRE— I’m slick? You’re the one that’s a self-proclaimed “charmer.” Schmoozing and oozing all over the place.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— Oh my god. Why do you two always end up arguing? Just fuck already.

SUGGESTION— I’m not fucking him.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— Oh, please— you’re the same. You’re the talk. He’s the walk. And with your powers combined, you may be able to actually pull some ass.

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i hear yall are getting flited with lol. im just gonna thriw in my two cents and say that i think Volition is the hottest of the skills <3 hes strong and cool without being an asshole (cough cough authority & physical instrument cough) and hes really sweet too. Volition honey, I hope you have a great day xoxo

AUTHORITY— Hey.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT— Hey!

VOLITION— Thank you.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— That’s it? That’s all you have to say? Someone has the objectively incorrect opinion of thinking you’re cool, and all you say is “thanks”?

SAVOIR FAIRE— If you’re the standard of cool, I must be untouchable.

VOLITION— What else is there to say? I’m just doing my job.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— I can’t believe Savoir and Volition got flirted with before I did. Unbelievable.

AUTHORITY— This person clearly can’t be relied on for taste.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT— What a Nancy. Can’t take a little tough love.

VOLITION— Thank you, anon. I’ll try to have a great day. No matter how hard these 23 will make it for me.

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i aint no coward like that other anon. shivers i want to have fuck with you. because you are very large. <3

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— I knew we had a following of freaks! Now go stick your dick in a gutter!

SHIVERS— It doesn’t work like that.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— Try to sit on a lamppost! I’m sure that will feel great.

VOLITION— Don’t encourage them to put things inside them that shouldn’t go inside them.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— Lick a curb. Caress a park bench. Whisper sweetly into an open manhole.

SHIVERS— Go nuts. If that does something for you…

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miss half light can we call you daddy

HALF LIGHT- Why.

VOLITION- She knows why. That means no.

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ZAMN rheotric is hot as hell

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— Rhetoric? Really? If you’re wondering what that mouth does, the answer is “say nothing but pretentious bullshit.”

RHETORIC— I think what you mean is “espouse political truths and engage in intellectual debate.” This may be a surprise to you, mr. Cum-and-go, but intellectualism is actually extremely desirable.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY— Good luck trying to politically debate your way into someone’s pants.

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alright. is it *possible* for the paleo-mammalian cortex to fuck? like could the anon who thought the ancient reptilian brain's voice was sexful. like is that actionable in any way.

ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN- Actionable to you? Nah, babes.

LIMBIC SYSTEM- Unless you somehow find a way to fuck Harry's brain.

ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN- Knock out a skull hole and wriggle around in there.

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…..can we watch THEM fuck?

LIMBIC SYSTEM— We keep ourselves to a kind of ephemera— formlessness is our natural state.

ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN— Bodies are out of style, baby. Unless you can get off to an outsider’s view of internal sensation, you’re just gonna have to deal with watching Harry going about his day.

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I can also handle rough love from physical instrument and authority. Wonder what a foursome would look like with you babes and me

VOLITION— I’m not imagining that.

CONCEPTUALIZATION— I can. It’s very masculine.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT— As it should be. Oorah.