ੈ✩‧₊˚ HEY TWITTER! (AA23)
pairing: alex albon x f!reader
summary: alex spends the night of a concert dancing with a beautiful stranger, he remembers everything about her, from her outfit to what her favorite song was — well, except for her name.
genre: humour, fluff
authors note: dedicated to my fabulous 🪐 anon for the most incredible idea (and also just being the most beautiful human being)
*faceclaim for y/n: yasmin wijnaldum (but please imagine her as you see fit)
dutch anthem antis ੈ✩‧₊˚
alex_albon just tweeted ੈ✩‧₊˚
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meanwhile, texts between lily and y/n ੈ✩‧₊˚
lilymhe just posted a photo ੈ✩‧₊˚
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lilymhe one of us had way too much to drink last night, you have one guess
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yourusername um idk this is really difficult
lilymhe it’s the sticker gem still on your face that is getting me
user wait…. is this her…
lilymhe is this WHO
user GUYS I THINK THIS MIGHT BE HER
user GOOD JOB INTERNET
user @/alex_albon CAN YOU CONFIRM OR DENY
alex_albon OH MY
user IM TAKING THAT AS A YES
new activity ੈ✩‧₊˚
alex_albon started following yourusername ➡️
⬅️ yourusername followed alex_albon back
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y/n’s dms with alex ੈ✩‧₊˚
yourusername just posted a photo ੈ✩‧₊˚
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yourusername challenge: which one of us had the most fun this past few days
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alex_albon well if you don’t say you then i fear i bought you dinner for no reason
user IT WAS HER!!! WE DID IT GUYS
user he found out who she was a few hours ago and he’s already on her instagram… maybe he has more power than we thought
lilymhe definitely not me i’ve been sat in a hotel room while you go meet boys
yourusername he bought doughnuts for us to share. omw to you with them now🤝
lilymhe i take it back @alex_albon you can stay
alex_albon just posted a photo ੈ✩‧₊˚
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alex_albon a story in 3 parts
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user idk what you did but i’m sure you deserved that middle finger
yourusername that food coma hit different
lilymhe you’re telling me i walked in to you both laying like vampires passed out
user the plot thickens
user heavily entertained by the idea of alex legitimately falling in love with a girl whilst drunk, hunting her down using the internet, and then going instagram official within 72 hours
user i don’t think they’re dating aha
user @/user ok well if he doesn’t want her then i do
user okay answer quickly are y’all dating
yourusername no one knows
alex_albon dating? what’s dating?
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williamsracing just posted a photo ੈ✩‧₊˚
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williamsracing hit tweet, who’s this?
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user WILLIAMS I LOVE YOU
lilymhe can u ask him to order me more doughnuts pls
user so real, using best friend privileges
user he’s not a want but a need
yourusername oh i miss that face already☹️
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mclaren @/williamsracing heard you may be in need of our services…?
williamsracing we’re listening👀
mclaren plans are already in action🤝
yourusername just tweeted ੈ✩‧₊˚
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williamsracing just posted stories ੈ✩‧₊˚
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yourusername just posted a photo ੈ✩‧₊˚
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yourusername safe to say he learnt the meaning of the word dating
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user FINALLY
user alex albon most successful twitter user
lilymhe AND I DIDNT HEAR ABOUT THIS???
yourusername i tried to ring you but you didn’t pick up😔
lilymhe @/yourusername RING ME AGAIN WTF
alex_albon @/lilymhe she’s busy rn😁
lilymhe @/alex_albon GROSS
alex_albon @/lilymhe NOT LIKE THAT
alex_albon just posted a photo, 1 year later ੈ✩‧₊˚
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alex_albon got her number, remembered her name, kept her around for a year
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user wow who said romance was dead huh
user when we talk about having fanfic moments… that’s these two
user ok now bring her to the next race we miss seeing her in the paddock
landonorris and yet IM the one with no rizz
yourusername your girlfriend literally called you cute and you folded. shut up.
landosgf babe our relationship started because you hit me with your car ? that’s not rizz it’s stupidity
landonorris i regret ever introducing you two
yourusername i love you, or whatever🙄
mclaren @/williamsracing i’m not seeing a thank you?
williamsracing logan would have thanked us
alex_albon yes that’s right set him up next
logansargeant no thank yOU i can’t deal with the headache
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a/n: okay🤓 first post in a while. half written pre baby half written post. hopefully i’ve still got it LMAO. off to finish some written bits / write a new oscar imagine idea i had over the month
will i ever stop this mclaren matchmaking saga? i don’t think so
taglist: @iloveyou3000morgan @scopeiguess @gwginnyweasley @hetfieldd @sweetbabygirlsworld @wittywhispers @bingewatche @sebvettelsgirl @casperlikej @geniusalpaca @namgification @orangetreekid @
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Paring: Rachel Weisz as a photographer x model!reader
Summary: Rachel hasn’t had a photo shoot in a while and she’s been moody for the past week.
Warning: swearing, slight guilt tripping
Currently, I’m attempting to raise Rachel’s spirits after none stop cancellations and push backs of photo shoots that she had planned endlessly for.
It’s hell for the both of us. She is upset. And i’m upset because she’s upset. Yet, she won’t let me help her.
The amount of times Rachel has complained and then ranted and then complained again about how unglamorous being a photographer was, is uncountable.
I walked to the back of the couch after making dinner and then putting it into the oven, my hands on her shoulders and rubbing them affectionately.
“Rachel- You’re still as gorgeous as ever-“ I attempted to cheer her up out of the blue, not wanting to annoy her.
“Don’t start..” She huffed.
“No, i am starting.” I laughed, walking around the sofa and taking her hands into mine
I sat down beside her, pulling her legs that were sprawled over the sofa onto my lap and then took one of her hands which she tried to pull away but I didn’t let her.
“Ray.. I know these past few weeks have been shit, but you can’t keep being nasty and moody and grotty- And you can’t keep denying my compliments!” I laughed at the last part I said, my arms slightly being thrown in the air.
Rachel said nothing, looking at me to let me know that she was listening and a slight glimmer in her eyes let me know that she didn’t mean any of it.
“I just want you to sit here, kiss me and then watch a shitty TV programme and eat my lasagne that I have spent the last two hours on.” I mumbled, trying not to make her feel bad but it seemed as though I did when she turned her head away and her bottom lip moved in-between her teeth.
“I’m sorry, Y/N..” She whispered, sniffling slightly before turning back to me and sat up, pulling me into a hug and her head quickly moving into my neck.
“Oh, my darling..” I sighed, knowing that these feeling have all been bundled up inside for ages, I just set her off with my attempt at being overly nice.
I let her cry it all out and I ran my hand up and down her back as my hand had moved under the back of her shirt, letting her calm down.
Around five minuets later, Rachel pulled away and looked at me with a sad smile before snorting and wiping away the snot and tears that coated her face with the sleeve of her shirt.
“You absolute grub- we have tissues!” I shouted, my eyebrows furrowed as her sleeve was now covered in germs and was wet with tears.
“It was gunna be washed either way..” She spoke with a playful smile, then turning her head to the kitchen as the timer I had set went off to take the lasagna out of the oven.
“Now, how about some dinner?” I asked, stroking the side of her face.
“Yes, please.” She sighed, standing up with me but smacked my ass as she followed behind.
My Ray Ray was back.
A/N: No idea who to use Tumblr but here we are.
Also, let me know if this was any good and if there was any typos.
Double also, I saw a short story (if that’s what you call it on here) about Rachel and the writer used ‘Ray’ as a nickname for her and I thought it was adorable so I borrowed it- I believe the user is https://www.tumblr.com/lizziecanrailme
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