#[[ she cant dance or cook or play videogames well ]]

[ragemuses-moved]

@obtainedloss​

✪ || Accepting

My muse would like too… 

✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧  dance with your muse.

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  sing for your muse.

✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  ask your muse out on a date.

✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  take a bath with your muse at a bathhouse.

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦   hold your muse tight.

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦   lean onto your muse.

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  kiss your muse. ( forehead n cheek kisses )

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧  sleepover with your muse.

✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧  watch your muse sleep.

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦   cuddle your muse.

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦   go to a party with your muse.

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦   watch a movie with your muse

✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧  play video games with your muse

✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  steal horses with your muse.

✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧   cook together with your muse.

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦  support your muse’s hobbies.

✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  watch your muse cry.

✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  send your muse away.

✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  make your muse trip.

✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  deny your muse’s existence. 

✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  slap your muse. (does getting whopped with her hair count)

✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  crush your muse’s dreams

✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  set your muse’s home on fire.

✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧  kill your muse.

[th3okamid3monart]

Things I’m going to miss this Holidays

There are a couple of traditions we do in my family that I havent seen in other places and with one search on the internet I realize that most of the things we do are from my own country + some that we make up ourselves. 

So Im going to share them here because... Well, there’s a big-ass chance I wont be able to do them this Christmas nor New years. 

NOTE: When I say ‘my family’ in a lot of this, I mean ALL my family. Which means, all my grandparents, all my aunts, all my uncles, all my cousins, and, yes, EVEN my great grandaparents, cousins, uncles, aunts and more. Because we all know each other and we even make a party once a year for my dad’s side of the family 

Here I go:

Las Posadas

There’s this thing that we do at one of my grandparents’ house that involves singing a carol about the time Maria and Jose were looking for a place to stay to rest before travel far away for the birth of Jesus. It is a song which is singed by 2 groups, one that is inside and the other that’s outside. What we do is the following: One group goes inside a room in the house while the other stays outside the door, the group outside sings one part and the other sings the other. We go back and forward until we finish the song. It is pretty funny because no one sings well and its just like a bunch of grown ups practically screaming but we always end up chuckling. I used to think it was pointless and boring but that was because I was an edgy potato, after I enter University i began to enjoy more things and be happier. This is going to be the second time I wont be with my complete family for Christmas and now its all the family who wont be able to go to my grandparents house for a celebration. 

12 grapes, 12 wishes

In both sides of my family we usually fill up 12 grapes in a cup and give everyone 1 cup each. I dont remember what exactly the grapes meant or the story about the wishes but it’s supposedly like before it strikes 12 am on New Years, we have to eat our grapes while also wishing for something. I remember when I was younger I’d wish for peace on the world or that everything went well for everyone. I think I’m going to buy a bigger bag of grapes this year. 

Something that was funny was that everyone would just... Stuff their mouths with grapes, mostly my cousins and I, just to see how many we could fit. Not everyone wished for many things in the family because I think we all feel we had and have enough. If my family does this again on their own, I’m pretty certain their wishes would be to be able to meet with the family. 

Piñata

Every year since I was little, my grandparents buy a piñata to smash before or during Christmas. They find it such a good activity for cousins and even for my aunts, my mom and uncle. They literally havent stopped buying them, the oldest grandchild in that side of the family its in her 30s, but they still buy a piñata. I think its mostly for the youngest which are below 16, never the less, its still super funny and hilarious because we go from youngest to oldest. By the time it gets to my brother, its still intact, he only swings it once and its completely DESTROYED. We just have a lot of fun, and sometimes we make my mom or my aunts to hit it. My mom wasnt as cheery when I was a kid, but now she laughs more and when it comes to the piñata she laughs and enjoys her time even more. 

Games 

Like any gathering, all cousins bring up something we can do to entertain ourselves. At first they were toys my grandparents had for us, then it was videogames and now... Its board games. My bro is the one obsess with different boardgames and DnD and other card games. So, about 5 years ago he began bringing boardgames for all cousins to play along. We either talk with each other or try to destroy each other with any game there is. Videogames are fun but we all find it a drag to bring the console to the place, besides we usually get so busy with each others banter and weird conversations that we just forget about the videogames all together. 

At my other grandparents house it becomes W I L D. Last time someone brough a beer pong table and they all began to take shots with mezcal (I’m trying to not drink a lot of the time ever since I puked one time. If I drink its light things like wine and only one glass). Then my aunts play music and began to sing and everyone follows up, and... Well last time they began to dance.... And all my cousins were very embarassed and I was hella confused. Suffice to say, my dad’s side of the family are super freakishly energetic and wild, while my mom’s side is more of a geeky, nerdy vibe with a lot of meme stuff and political conversations at times (Oh yeah, we talk a lot of different political stuff, but guess what? It never derails into a fight. I note this due to always reading people’s talks ending with fights and stuff and that kinda weirds me out a bit at times) 

Dinners 

I don’t remember the time exactly, probably since I was 15 maybe, my dad and I turned into the designated ‘chefs’. Every year we’ve been deciding and preparing foods for each house. We make the main course while my aunts do the sides (although sometimes it becomes like 3 main courses with 2 sides). Im waaaaaaaaay into the cooking and I try to make it perfect each year. I kinda chillaxed a bit with some foods because it wasnt that big of a deal. Besides the main course, I also decide to make a dessert and sometimes they arent eaten because my families have some sugar regulations. They are stored and kept after Christmas because thats better than eating it all in one sitting and having sugar poisoning (AKA, high sugar that needs a fast Insuline injection afterwards). 

It is always fun to make food with my dad, and to make the famous Tamales from my grandma’s recipe. Last time i think we made around 400? Between green salsa chicken, red salsa beef and pork, and some that were like... its like an adobe, its with achiote and orange juice. It was very tasty. We usually make a lot and freeze them. THEY ARENT COOKED, they are raw and then frozen. Every time we take some out, we make them with vapor, takes around 2 hours and they are always tasty. I remember I made a batch all by myself, I made the feelings, I mixed the masa, and I assemble 100 by my own, the rest was thankfully made by my parents. And it was the best when I gave some to my grandma and she told me that they were super good. Of course, I made a couple mistakes, Im not perfect but she still enjoyed it with the salsa I made. Maybe I can still make some this year and give each family a batch. 

Aunt’s cookies

Every year, every god damn year... We all wait for one thing... It’s not the presents, its not the food... Its the cookies. The motherfucking cookies. My aunt has made this cookies since I was a kid, and we all fought to get a bunch of them. She has made choco chip with nuts cookies every year without missing. And they always end before Christmas even hits. She once gave me frozen batch so I can cook them at home and she told me ‘Dont tell anybody’. Of course I cannot not tell anyone since I live with my parents and siblings but when I made them I made sure to make them when my dad wasnt home. Not only because Im a gluttonous fuck but because my dad is diabetic and he shouldnt be eating anything like that. 

It used to be a battle royal between my cousins, now its a battle against my uncles cause they LOVE TO FUCKING HIDE THE BIG ASS CONTAINER. I swear, i only got 1 or 2 god damn cookies last time. 

Breakfast at...Lunch at...

After Christmas, we always go eat at my grandparents house. Always. And it’s, most of the time, Menudo. The most delicious food you can make with cow stomach. It’s my grandpa’s recipe and it’s always good. Meanwhile, we lunch at my grandma’s house the leftovers of yesterdays dinner which it varies if its turkey or pork but it always ends up as a torta. Delicious, leftover, tortas. 

We end up... SUPER CONSTIPATED because you eat menudo with bread, and you make tortas with bread, and we all eat bread and like... A LOT. Its hella good but well... THERE ARE CONCEQUENCES!! 

I think thats all, at least the most relevant parts. There’s also The Toast of El Bohemio, the stupidity and over eating i do for fun for some cousins, the conversations that go from super deep to stupidity with cousins, the music we play, the hugs... 

THE HUGS

When its the New Year, we scream out HAPPY NEW YEAR. And we proceed to hug each and everyone, one time I waited to see everyone and they all were very very happy. Its something I didnt realize before, but that was a happy thing all the time. Last year we event celebrated with other family, most of this reunions are compose with the nuclear family, but we arent shy about involving more family or friends. So last year not only included some family and their friends, we also included a 2 new members of the family: My newborn cousin and my cousin’s now husband. 

It was like.. One of the best beginnings... Which kind of... didnt prepared us for what this...sucky year. 

I’m sure we’ll make it ok... I sure hope so, I wanna see my grandparents again... I wanna see my baby cousin, he is babbling and has already learned to walk. The little dude doesnt have cousins to play with anymore, I wanna make sure he doesnt confuse me by his aunt ajjajajaja. I want to talk to my cousins, I want to hug them and scream with them and eat with them all. 

But maybe this year it wont happen, and I rather it not happening than loosing any of them. 

Right now I cant smell, and everything hurts, but it kinda helps ease things when i remember this and when I think they all are still kinda healthy. 

Maybe when it all passes we can make a march reunion, to celebrate my grandma’s birthday. In the meantime, I’m going to try to get better and wish for this Christmas to not suck now that It’s only my main family and I. 

Hope everyone is safe, I hope you can at least see your parents or siblings. I hope you dont get sick nor have to spend time at a hospital or anything. I hope all who are, get help and dont get worse. I hope you all get better. 

Hope you have Happy Holidays. 

[nutella0mutt]

Got tagged by @squoosetiel​

Some people I’d like to get to know better are

mostly for @omggiogiothings​ !!! AND EVERYONE ELSE IS PROB TOO COOL/BUSY TO DO THIS BUT THATS ‘K FAM @v-0-3 @arahir @phaltu @slouphblog @jacelys @kurenoneko-roleplays

My commentary is in this format: ((WORDS))

I am 5'7" or taller  ((NOPE, 5 FEET Y’ALL))

I wear glasses ((WHEN IT’S NOT CONTACTS))

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing 

I have blonde hair

I have or have had braces ((AND RETAINER AND EXPANDER AND HEADGEAR MAN FUCK ME UP))

I love meeting new people

People tell me I’m funny

Helping people with their problems is a big priority to me ((EITHER FOR MY FRIENDS OR FOR THE SALT))

I enjoy physical challenges ((IF IT’S AN ACTIVITY I LIKE, LIKE HORSEBACK RIDING, ARCHERY, OR MARTIAL ARTS. RUNNING IS A BIG EFFING NO))

I enjoy mental challenges ((FUCK ANY GAMES WITH LIKE PUZZLES IM LIKE HELL TO THE NO THANKS))

Im playfully rude to people I know well ((MS. SASSY PANTS HERE))

I started to say something ironically now I cant stop saying it (bro, dude, etc) ((I USED TO JOKE SAYING “MY SON” OR “MY CHILD” BUT NOW I HAVE AN ACTUAL SON SOOOOO...))

There is something I would change about my personality

I can play an instrument ((DRUMS POORLY))

I can sing well ((HIT ME WITH THOSE DISNEY TUNES))

I can do 30 push ups without stopping ((TRY 10))

Im a fast runner ((ENDURANCE IS MY THING, BUT IF I HAVE TO RUN FAST FO ANY REASON ITS ALEADY A TERRIBLE DAY))

I can draw well ((CARTOONS YES, REALISM NO))

I have a good memory ((VISUAL))

I am good at doing math in my head ((LOLOL ITS MY DISABILITY SO NO THANKS))

I can hold my breath underwater for a minute ((GROSS, IF I HAVE TO HOLD MY BREATH UNDERWATER ITS ANOTHER AWFUL DAY))

I have beaten at least two people in an arm wrestle

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I can throw a punch

I enjoy sports ((DANCE, MARTIAL ARTS, HORSEBACK RIDING, ARCHERY))

I have learned a new song in the past week

I’ve gone running at least one week in the summer ((NASTY))

I work out at least once a week ((JUST RECOVERING FROM BIRTHING A CHILD SO NO))

I have drawn something in the past month 

I enjoy writing ((HAHAHAHAH *CRIES*))

I have done martial arts ((YELLOW BELT MY BITCHES))

I have had my first kiss ((FELT LIKE KISSING WORMS))

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting ((VOLTRON WOOOO))

I have had alcohol (GROSS))

I have scored a winning goal in sports

I have been to an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in a hospital/ER in the last year ((CHILDBIRTH WOO))

I have beaten a videogame in one day ((HAHAH *CRIES*))

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band concerts ((MUTEMATH AND PENDULUM))

I have at least one person I consider a best friend

I live close to my school ((COLLEGE? GRAD SCHOOL?? MY PARENTS HOUSE IS BY MY MIDDLE SCHOOL SO))

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the US

There is snow right now where I live ((I SAW FROST ON THE LAWN AND IT WAS 40º F, BUT NO IT DOES NOT SNOW HERE EVER))

I have hung out with friends in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs

I share my room with someone ((MY HUSBAND AND MY BABY XD))

I have a crush on a celebrity ((JASON MOMOA HIT ME UPP. YOU TOO, CHRIS PINE AND KARL URBAN WOO))

I have a crush on someone I know ((DOES MARRIAGE COUNT??)

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush for over a year

I have been in a relationship for over a year

I have feelings for a friend

I have break danced ((TOOK A CLASS FOR A SEMESTER AND NEARLY BROKE MY ARM. SHITS HARD))

I know a person called Jamie ((YEA, SHES A BITCH))

I have made a new friend in the past year (( @GIO I SEE U GURL))

I have had a teacher with a last name hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I am listening to a song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I have known someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today ((NO, BUT I FUCKING SHOULD HAVE))

I know what to do with my life ((DONT DIE, DONT FUCK THINGS UP))

I speak at least two languages