#[[TWO THOOOOOUUUUUUUUUSAND YEEEAAARS OF PRISON FOR THE KING OF THE FOREST!!!!]]
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djhallyboo · 1 year ago
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"I'M SORRY, MR. KING, I DON'T SEEM TO RECALL YOU WORKIN' UNDER ME! I DON'T HIRE LOUSY ACTIVE CRIMINALS, 'SPECIALLY NOT ONES WITH A RECORD LIKE YOURS. I MEAN, LOOK WHATCHA GOT ON YOUR RAP SHEET!"
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"KIDNAPPIN' CHILDREN? PIRATIN' A WHOLE HUMAN BODY? TORTURE? BIOLOGICAL WARFARE? MULTIPLE COUNTS OF MURDER AGAINST THE SAME PLUMBER?"
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❝ OH, COME NOW. IS THIS HOW YOU GREET A COWORKER? ❞
lol.
lmao, even.
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