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Hello trigun fandom here’s some random aus that pop into my head at random times, I am an au generator at this point:

- Hunger games au

I don’t have a lot to say about this one, just hunger games au thank you

- Soul Eater au

Wolfwood is the miser Vash is his weapon, don’t ask me anything else because I don’t know. You could also swap out and make Meryl his miser I just personally think Vash is a weapon

- Surfer au

Vash deserves to be a surfer boy (and maybe get his arm bitten off by a shark idk). Everyone else you ask? I haven’t gotten that far next question

- Mermaid au (but with H2O flare)

I’m on my hands and knees begging for a Vash mermaid au I’m begging, iM BEGGING, LOOK IM BEGGING PLEASE-

- Rodeo au

I live in Texas next question

- Sense8 au

I may or may not be writing a fic for this one

- Voltron au

Don’t look at me like that ok

(Vash is the blue paladin)

- Star Trek au

How have I not seen this yet, they’re in space

- Pacific Rim au

The inherent romance of sharing your mind with another person to pilot a massive robot to beat the shit out of a big ol monster send tweet

- Role reversal au

Can I get one of these where Nai isn’t a massive freak? Also one where it’s just vash and nai that are reversed thank you

- Fireforce au

Vash gotta have fire wings it’s imperative

- Vampire au

Can I get one of these not set on gunsmoke? Bonus points for werewolf Wolfwood

- Being human au

Idk could be fun (not the American one though that one’s trash)

I’m sure I’ll have more, feel free to go hog wild with all of these, thank you for your time

Psst down here, secret au time:

Au where Vash isn’t weirdly infantilized and isn’t like stupid and ignorant because that man has lived for such a long time like come on, I know like you know that yes he’s silly goofy but that doesn’t make him stupid or “innocent”

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I ASK YOU; TELL US ABOUT WITCHER/VENOM AND ALL THAT WONDER yeah I saw your post, it's glorious

witcher/venom au (bc im soft for oblivious disasters)

its on the Continent. DON'T ASK ME, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW VENOM & EDINBURGH GOT THERE, (i accept ideas) but THEY'RE THERE OK.

ENTER OBLIVIOUS SYMBROCK

"wHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM WITH MY PHONE V"

well Edenbridge you found someone to ask smh

"is this like,, a play w/ dress-up or something"

"i dont think it is,, eddie......"

"fuck if you know" *proceeds to shock everyone with a terrible accent and even more horrible clothes*

but then eddie actually finds a place where he can put on Continent-y clothes

and he goes round town talking to himself like crazy

so the townsfolk suspect™ something's wrong

plus people have started disappearing

so who you gonna call??

a Witcher. duh

ENTER OBLIVIOUS GERASKIER (ON DA ROAD!!!)

"jaskier. something's wrong in what's-that-towns-name. we have to go."

"OOH,, MERMAID TROUBLE?? I ALWAYS WANTED TO -"

"its not mermaids. people have started to disappear and the villagers see a 'crazy man that fell from the sky' that keeps talking to himself and eating potatoes."

"what. why"

"he's told them he's 'eating for two'"

ENTER GERASKIER AND SYMBROCK MEETING (I AM IN LOVE)

geralt found the bodies of the poor victims (symbrock has a policy of eating only the heads.)

he's smart™ (even tho we trash him constantly oops) and traced their origin back to our eddie who already managed to kinda settle in

"what do you mean, you gotta eat heads", jaskier exclaims, both horrified and morbidly curious

it means what it means ok

somehow geraskier manage to annoy Edington a bit too much (honestly it's not that difficult.) and V COMES OUT YES

more in our next episode! (once i actually sit down & write that fic)

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Sheith fanfic rec list

One of my favourite things about Voltron and Sheith writers seems to be our love for humour. There have been so many fics that have had me inappropriately laughing in the break room at work or making inhuman sounds that have made my partner run into the room to ask if I’m ok. And today I would love to share with you some of my favourites because who doesn’t love a good dose of idiots to lovers. I’ll try to only list one fic by an author just to keep this list from getting absolutely out of hand so please make sure to check out all the other great works that each and every one of these writers has written.

If you have more funny sheith fics you want to add on please do, we would all appreciate your contributions!

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Drunk on the idea of you, baby

By: corduroyworks

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17029245

Rating: T

Summary: Shiro might grow just a bit attached to the trashed boy in the corner booth with pretty eyes that can't eat a burger.

Why I love it: I think about Keith eating that hamburger all the time. Sometimes my sister and I will even mime eating a hamburger badly and cackle madly while everyone else looks at us in confusion. 

Fwd: Misunderstood

Author: ArtForRogue

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16228643

Rating: T

Summary: Keith is an office worker in charge of the fabled KOSMO project. His right-hand man is named Takashi Shirogane -- a man Keith fervently hates because of three years of misunderstandings. When Shiro requests to meet face-to-face, Keith is ready to exact his revenge. Little does he know, Shiro thinks he's been smoothly flirting this entire time...

Why I love it: Keith hates Shiro, Shiro likes Keith. Shiro is trying his best to convey this but maybe, just maybe, some things are getting lost in the fact that they only communicate through IMs through work and Keith is just not great at social cues even at the best of times. 

Got me feeling sub kind of way

Author: arahir

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14061882

Rating: G

Summary: Shiro was a lawyer. Keith was a sandwich. (Can I make it any more obvious?)

Why I love this: Ok yes this is a classic of the fandom but honestly it’s just so endlessly funny. I don’t know how many times my sister and I have made casual reference to “he was a sandwich, and he was a lawyer”. Honestly any time someone’s like “he was a lawyer” I blurt out “and he was a sandwich” despite the latter definitely not being true to the situation. I did almost list another one of arahir’s works, Awoo, but went with this because that one isn’t finished but both are absolute GEMS. 

If You Teach A Fish To Man

Author: Saasan

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15495900

Rating: E

Summary: Keith hasn't seen Hero in almost a year and the humans on the docks aren't gossiping sufficiently (curse them), so the merman has decided to take matters into his own hands. He didn't save the man from drowning just to have him disappear, after all! Now equipped with a fresh set of legs, he's ready to find out Hero's fate. Providing, of course, he can make it off the beach.

Why I love it: It’s the little mermaid, but with a happy ending and Lance being the best Lance he can possibly be.

Italian Restaurant series

Author: CGotAnAccount

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1231943

Rating: G-T

Summary (to first fic in the series): He'd like to think that he's gotten better over the years at being a functional adult and a decent husband – that maybe things don't slip by him like they used to.

Things like understanding office cougars don't actually need help getting their coats on.

Like when someone says they're fine but then sighs dramatically afterward they're probably not fine, Lance.

Like this definitely human kidney floating in a pot of ice in his sink.

Why I love it: This is the “definitely not a serial killer AU” that I highly recommend. Sheith are together, in love, they have their goodest boy, and everything is good. Except for Keith finding out that maybe his husband has some unusual hobbies. There are times I pick up a bottle of ibuprofen and just start laughing. 

Shades of cool

Author: tagteamme

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17410229

Rating: T

Summary: Pretending to be Romelle's father, Keith storms into a parent-teacher interview with all the righteous fury the situation calls for and ends up running into the most handsome man he's ever seen.

Why I love it: It goes exactly as well as you expect, and then keeps going further and further down the hole and it’s GREAT. And the peanut gallery makes sure Keith will never live this down. Plus Keith’s dad just being awesome.

We just fall where our hearts go

Author: artsy_alice

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15871422

Rating: T

Summary: The Super Cheesy Cliche High School Romcom no one asked for.

In which Keith and Romelle are siblings, Shiro and Sven are cousins, and everything changes when Sven sees Romelle and falls head-over-heels in love.

Why I love it: This is one of the first fics I read in this fandom and it came for me. I love cheesy hs au and this one was cute and absolutely hilarious. I loved watching Romelle and Sven disastrously flirt with each other and subsequently bring Keith and Shiro together. This also sold me forever on Keith and Romelle being siblings. 

Welcome To The Pink Parade

Author: Ardene

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18795751

Rating: G

Summary: He worked in Hot Topic, he worked in Sanrio. Can I make it any more obvious?

A story of two idiots falling in love, inspired by the picture of the Hot Topic and Sanrio store right beside each other.

Why I love it: I’m so glad that I had a hand in helping this come to be. I still can’t walk through a mall food court without thinking about Shiro and the poutine. Also as someone that has worked in a mall this speaks to me on a spiritual level.

You Spin My Head Right Round

Author: themomentofdavyprentiss

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15334125

Rating: T

Summary: Come on, Shiro, he tells himself. Didn't anyone ever tell you not to flirt with bloody strangers in laundromats while you stand almost completely naked?

No. No one has ever told him that. In fact, Shiro feels fairly confident that no one has ever had to tell anyone that.

Which means, obviously, that it's okay.

~

or, alternatively, the one where Shiro helps Keith with his dirty load.

Why I love it: Meeting in a laundromat is usually a meet cute but this kind of turns int on his head. It’s weird, delightful, and honestly pretty sweet.

 Your Constellation Prize Author: rosegardenlake Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16898082 Rating: M Summary: Akira is Hollywood's biggest celebrity. He sings, he acts, he models, he does it all and he does it perfectly. That's what Shiro thinks at least, but what would he know? He's just a tired office worker whose dreams fell through years ago. ...But when he sees Akira, oh god, when he sees him - Shiro's world fills with light again.

When Shiro lands an interview to be an assistant at Akira's company, he has a hard time believing it's reality. Though Akira's rarely around, meeting everyone is like a dream. Especially meeting Keith, Akira's shy sweet dorky cousin (OR IS HE?!)

Why I love it: This is a 2 person love triangle at its finest. I also think about the button scene on occasion. Whenever I gotta wear a shirt with buttons I’m just rocketed back to this story and I start laughing. It’ll also just put you through some emotional times. Honestly such a good ride the whole way through. 

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FIC RECS

Just a few of my absolute favourite fics that I’ve read. This list will keep being updated as I read more, and as I rediscover the links to the ones I've already read but lost in the sea of my likes!! Also feel free to recommend fics (PLEASE DO) bc i am down to read all of them ✨

Also, absolute must reads : 💘 ; smut : 🔞; new additions! : 💥

Automaton (Sicheng) - @stormae  💘 (fluff, slight angst)

Robot!Sicheng is something I didn’t know I needed until I came across this fic - it’s super fluffy and super cute just like Sicheng, with slight angst at the end! 

Holier than Thou (Ten) - @stormae (fluff)

Tattoo Artist!Ten is super sweet and fun (just like actual Ten), and just picturing Ten with a bunch of tattoos makes me weak 🙈 

Syndicate of the Fallen Angels (Taeyong) - @stormae 💘 (fluff, angst)

Oh my god where do I even begin with this one!!! This is one of the best pieces of writing I have ever read, I don’t think I could do it any justice with a description, so I’ll just say that Spy!Y/N x Mafia!Taeyong is a beautiful pairing

Order of the Diadem (Ten) - @stormae (fluff, angst)

Ok so this is a series, where Ten is a guard and Y/N is a princess of a neighbouring kingdom - again, Mae’s great writing pulls you in for a long ass ride™ of adventure, thrill and more!!

Standstill (Taeyong) - @stormae 💘 (fluff) 

This was such a cute concept I honestly love this fic so much - the description of the morning and the scenery here is so detailed it really feels like you're escaping to another world when you read this!

Deep Space (Taeil) - @stormae (fluff) 💘

Another Tattoo Artist!AU, this time with my main man Taeil!! Drunk Y/N stumbles into his shop, and friendship/ romance blooms from there! 

Lit (Johnny) - @stormae (fluff)

College!you stumbles into the wrong class, and a friendship blossoms! (And eventually something more?? 😏) 

Caffeinated (Johnny) - @stormae (fluff)

Neighbour!Johnny hands you a cup of coffee just when you feel like you’re going to collapse from exhaustion, which becomes a routine as your friendship grows! Add in a little help from Ten, and you’ve got yourself a little more 😉

Streamline (Doyoung) - @stormae (fluff)

I can’t really explain much without giving away the plot, so I’ll just say Doyoung comes across as kinda rude at first, but thanks to your brother Mark, he hugs you and, well, things just kinda happen from there! This one is super cute and I’m weak for Doyoung (which sparked from this fic actually lol)

Silent is the Sea (Sicheng) - @stormae 💘 (fluff, angst)

In a town where tourists flock to see the merman in captivity, human Sicheng befriends a mermaid after she saves him from drowning. (I’m not going to say any more bc I don’t want to spoil it but I highly recommend this for an emotional rollercoaster)

Shot (Johnny) - @stormae 💘 (fluff) 💥💥

Model!Johnny here!! Honestly the description here (again) made me picture everything so vividly and I’m just in love with Mae’s writing honestly my words can never do it justice

Can you guys tell that I’m a sucker for @stormae ‘s writing bc I am I love it so much 

Immortal (Taeyong) - @dest-writes (angst)

LoTR + Elf!Taeyong here!! Falling in love with a human was a bad idea, and Taeyong knew it, but how could he not, when you were so nice and cute and curious?

Golden Snitch (Doyoung) - @dest-writes (fluff)

I am a sucker for Harry Potter and I’m definitely a sucker for Doyoung, so putting these two together makes this fic a must read! Persistent Doyoung has a not-so-secret crush on you, but you don’t feel the same way (or do you?)

Heartbeat (Sicheng) - @dest-writes 💘 (fluff) 

This is one of the cutest fics I have ever read - Patient!Sicheng’s heartbeat keeps increasing when he sees the nurse, and he really hopes she doesn’t realise that it’s because he may have a crush on her

Thief (Jimin) - @dest-writes 💘 (fluff, angst)

In her own words: in which prince jimin doesn’t know that his future wife is not only trying to steal from him, but is also trying to kill him.

This is the fic that got me into Dest’s writing and boy am I glad it did! There’s 8 parts in total, and all 8 are just gr8 (im sorry)

Our Tiny Wonder (Taeil) - @nctales 💘 (fluff) 💥💥

You and Taeil are married and this fic describes the absolute blessing that is your child - this is so beautifully written I’m so mesmerised 

Punch Drunk Recreation (Ten) - @bba-sae​ (fluff, touch of angst) 💥💥

Ten is always watching you from his roof, and you always know he’s there. Every day you meet, him on the roof and you in front of your punching bag. (I don’t want to give away any more but this was my most recent read and it was great!!)

Tin Can Dreams (Sicheng) - @gijeon (fluff) 💥💥

“Saturdays were for bothering Sicheng. Everyday was for bothering Sicheng.” This is such a cute fic and it’s super well written! Also I’m super soft for Winwin

ON TO THE NASTY STUFF

Miss Dial (Yoongi) - @versigny (ft. @cyphertrip) 💘 (SMUT) 🔞🔞🔞

Oh my god this fic 💦 I never even considered the concept of sexting until this and boy did this change me. A drunk text leads to a series of sexts, which span over 7 parts (so far!), and let me tell you, it gets dirty (i love it)

Trouble for the Taking (Jaehyun) - @versigny 💘 (Smut) 🔞

Fratboy!Jaehyun in another of the best smut fics I have ever read. I’ll admit that I’ve read this one more than once, and that it makes my inner jaehoe weak 💦💦

Call Boy Series (Taeil / Johnny) - @caliboyjaeffrey (smut) 🔞

Ok sexy Taeil and Johnny get me every time I’m not going to lie idk what else to say 

Under the Stars (Doyoung) - @hyungjooki 💘 (smut) 🔞

I’m such trash but the idea of seducing stuck up church boy Doyoung gets to me 

These are all the fics I could find off the top of my head, but I know for a fact that there are so many more I can and want to recommend! Just remember that I will constantly update this list as I find the links to the ones I've already read, and as I read more bomb fics. Until then, happy reading!!