#[Errand Girl: Yoomtah Zing]

[blissfulzing]

You feel like someone is watching you.

There’s a crackle of static in the air...

...and a soft, bubbly giggle...

[sundialhunter-a]

(( @local-errand-girl​ ))

local-errand-girl‌:

“ I have a lot of different ones, “ She starts, face resting like a cats would as she stares up at the other. Hands folded behind her, she rocks on her boot heels before giggling a bit. “ I think the one I have like, an entire cake of is marble! Everything else are those little like, cake slices or - or a couple in a container … “

“...Got red velvet? Or Chocolate?” Maybe something with nuts in it would be okay. Zora leans back against the wall, a bit of a huff escaping from her. She’s gonna blame that whole episode on some weird Epithet madness and leave it at that. Had to have been--Zora wasn’t an open book, after all.

She sighs. “Slices are fahn. Just wanna eat somethin’.” Pause. “I’ll have a proper meal later.”

[lesbianpikachuu]

tell me about yoomtah!!!

UM SHES UM.SGES

LITERALY THE CUTEST THING PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE I LOVE HER SO MUCH

ok infodump time um. shes from a cool youtube show called epithet erased!! its basically like. abt 1 in 5 people in the ee universe have epic powers called Epithets and theyre basically a word attached to someones soul that lets them do...stuff!as mera puts it

epithets can range from words like Soup to Drowsy to Goldbricker to stuff i didnt even know was a thing until i watched ee like Parapet!

and theres this magic amulet called the Arsene Amulet (usually pronounced arson amulet) and legend says that if u have it u can steal peoples epithets.........

so now someone got their hands on this amulet and now its kinda being hot-potatoed around between the good guys and the bad guys and the morally gray guys

yes i have a script for every time i explain epithet erased WHAT ABT IT

anyways!yoomtah zing aka the literal light of my life aka my GIRLFRIEND is in the main (afaik) villain group of ee called Bliss Ocean (but i think its funy to call them bliss bocean) and shes their errand girl whayever that means i dont rlly know but its gotta be cool bc she does it ummmm heres her lil info card thingy from the show

LOOK HOW SHE GLOWS INT HE DARK I LOVE THAT

fun fact she is a cyborg!which also means i have no idea if her cool electric powers are her epithet or just bc shes part robot bc it doesnt rlly say at all idk

uuauaaaaa i.brain isnt working i dont know if i have anything else to say jsut take The Video of her

i UM 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖⚡💚🌠💜🌻💛🌈💖💝🌈🌼💚💓🧡🌈💝⚠️❤💟💖💖💫🍋⚠️💗💝❤🍋💙💞💘💞🧡💖✨💟⚠️💟⚡🧡🌼💚💘💓⚠️💋💓💋🌩💓💜💞🌈❤💗💟👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💟🧡💫💞💙🌩❣💞💋✨💚💞❤💓❤🌈💚🌈💋💝❣🌈💚🌼💖💗💝⚡🍋💫💋💓💫💕💞🌼💝🍋⚡🧡⚠️💝💛💝💜🌻💘💞💚✨❣🧡💙💖💜💗❤❣💚💋💕🌻❣🌈💝💌✨⚡🌻🌼💞💝❣❤⚡❤🍋💘💕⚠️🌻💛🌈🌠🌈💚✨💞🌩💟💓🧡🌻💚💛❤💗💕💌💜💚💫💝💙💝💖🌈🍋💫💘💓💟🌩🧡✨💚🌈🍋🌠💚⚠️💞💙🍋🌈❣🌈💖✨✨💘💙💫💙💟💚💕🌈💙💜💘🍋💛💞💚💕💕✨💞💫💌💝💋❣💗❣💟⚡💟🌻🌩💛🍋⚠️💙✨💙✨💌💚💟💫💞🌻💓💜💕💗💖💙✨💙💘💞💫💙🌻💟💜💙💚💕🌈💕🧡💗💙💜🌻🍋🍋💘🌩💌✨💕💓💛💓❤💌💛💋💝💋🌠💗💗💜💟⚡🍋💘💙⚠️💙✨💚💚💞💞💝💞💖💕🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❣💓🧡💙💫💞💋⚠️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💘👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌻💋💜🌼🌼💟❣💜💞🌩🌻💌💖💋

SHES SO UNBELIEVABLY CUTE ESPECIALLY INT HIS SCENE IM LOSING MY MIND.SHES SO ADORABLE OG MY GOD

THE WAY SHE LIGHTS UP WHEN SHES EXCITED???HER BOUNCING AROUND AND KINDA DANCING LIKE THAT?????THE LIL SPARKS SHE LETS OFF????????HER GIGGLES AND NOISES?????????????EVEN THE WAY SHE TYPES AND E V E R Y T H I N G??????????????????ALL SO ADORABLE ITS UNREAL I LOVE HER SO MUCH LITERALLY EVERRYTHIGN ABT HER IS SO CUTE O HMY GOD

tldr i

[blissfulzing]

“So, like!! Zora came home last night and she’s been in her room ALL DAY!! She told me to take over her jobs for a while so she can cool off!! Literally!! There are boot shaped scorch marks on the floor!! She only does that when she’s SUUUUUUPER mad. She’ll get over it though!! She’s tough like that!!”

“So I’m here now!! I’m gonna go find something to give to her later, maybe!!”

[blissfulzing]

So, how are you today?

Her fingers rapidly type into her phone at an inhuman pace as she speaks. “Good, I guess!! I’m waiting for everyone else to wake up! Boss said that squishes have to get at LEAST 8 hours of sleep EVERY night. And I’m, like, whaaaaat? How can someone just not do anything for 8 HOURS??? BOOOORING! Good thing I can’t sleep!!”

[blissfulzing]

((Tag, you’re it!))

It’s not even a second that passes before she returns the favor! At least that hand wasn’t electrified! “You’re it!~”

((Thanks for reading my rules!))

[blissfulzing]

Since you seem to know much about scps, what is your favorite (beside scp 999 it’s like everybody’s favorite)

“Aww, but SCP-999 is so CUTE, though!! Well, I guess SCP-1370 is pretty funny too!! I guess I’ll pick that one!”

“Hmm…SCP-191 kinda gives me weird vibes, though–not my favorite, but I keep heading back to that page a lot more than those two. Weird!!”

[blissfulzing]

I like your cheek design! Is there a reason for the citrus design?

“That’s a seeecret…~”

[blissfulzing]

Hey Yooms! Are you able to eat/drink, and if so: favorite Mountain Dew flavor?

“Yeah!! I don’t have to eat or drink as much as other squishy people do, but I can do it! One time I ate 487 marshmallows in a row before Boss told me to stop.”

“And I like this one!”

[blissfulzing]

Whenever you can, tell zora; good job on making scp 001 come early

“Oooooo…the sun thing Zora can do IS a little like When Day Breaks!! But she can’t make melty zombie monsters, silly!! I don’t think she’d be in Bliss Ocean if she could do THAT!! I’ll tell her anyway though!! But I don’t think she’ll get it!!”

[blissfulzing]

Tag, you’re it!

“Hiii!~ I like your bear hoodie!” Yoomtah says cheerfully, absolutely recognizing this kid from the museum. Wouldn’t be a bad idea to keep tabs on her.

((Thanks for reading my rules!))

[blissfulzing]

"Tag, you’re it!” (@horizon--bounty and @swindial!)

“ZORA!! Are we gonna play tag again?? Wait–why are there two of you???” She audibly gasps. “OH GOSH DID YOU FIGURE OUT TIME TRAVEL??”((Thanks for reading my rules!))

[blissfulzing]

TAG DROP

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[sundialhunter-a]

Zoraaaaaaaa!!!! I got you something!

“Well, hiya, Yoomtah. If it’s another one of yer pranks, m’gonna shoot yew. Nao what is it?”

[blissfulzing]

tag, you’re it!! [@blissheartbreaker]

({ @blissheartbreaker ))

“Hi Charles!! You wanna have a girls night sometime soon??”

((Thanks for reading my rules! BLISS OCEAN GIRLS–))

[sundialhunter-a]

" Hey um . . . Zora? Do you want some cake or . . . Something? "

“…somethin’ t’ eat would be nice.” She won’t deny free food. Also some company, but like hell she’ll let Yoomtah know that much. Lil’ gremlin was gonna stick around regardless of what she’ll say, though. “…What kinda cake?”