#[because i keep drawing him n jack being buddies so u will be seeing this

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i logged in just to log off so i can fix up my personal blog but i guess i can do that in an incognito and give jack some tlc,,,, sure sure sure,,,, 

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NSFW Alphabet || Bjorn Ironside

A = Aftercare 

“We can spend it in bed.” He shifts in his chair, crossing his arms in front of his chest. “It’s my only rest.” 

Quiet. Bjorn is known to stroke along your back or waist, drawing your body closer on top of his. Lazy conversations and staring off while you both talk about your future with one another.

B = Body part 

"Your legs.” 

He has a love of legs and round hips. His hands always seem to end up somewhere between your inner thighs. When he’s jealous, he might slip his hands around your hips to claim whats his in front of anyone else.

C = Cum 

“In you is good. On you is better.” 

His absolute favourite is pulling his dick from your clenching cunt, jerking his cock off over your round cheeks and cumming over them. Sure, he loves pounding you full too, but he’s a fan of facials as well. It makes him feel, well, powerful.

D = Dirty Secret 

“Someone small.” He takes his pick of a lot of slave. “Tiny enough that I can ravage her properly.”

Size difference is one of his favourite dirty little kinks. He enjoys finding women smaller than him and plucking them up over his large shoulders, walking off to ravage them in small areas that aren’t at all private. Because well, he’s Bjorn Ironside. Who is going to bother him?

E = Experience 

“I’ve been around.” 

He’s been around a long, long time. He’s learned a great many things in his travels. So if you can show him something new, his lips might curl into a curious smile as he lets you take control.

F = Favourite Position 

“Let me see it, yes-- fuck.”

Anywhere that he can see your body taking him in perfectly. Whether that is pounding you from behind, letting you ride him or bizarre positions that you suggest, he’s willing to give it a go. Just as long as he can watch.

G = Goofy 

“Be goofy with your children.” He snorts. “Not in our bed.”

No, he’s not. The only place in which Bjorn is goofy is with his children. He’s intent on keeping it that way.

H = Hair 

“Are you insulting me?”

He’s groomed, damn it! He’s a Viking, he isn’t about to go looking like something as disgusting as a Saxon.  When he is busy, he is known to get a little fuzzy-- in which you’ll have to bother him about cleaning up. 

I = Intimacy 

“If its safe.” He mutters under his breath. I love you’s? Those were in short supply.

It depends on whom with. If you’re a fuck buddy, of which he has many, he’s not prone to be too romantic. If you are a wife, well, sometimes he does tend to get a little mushy. It’s a secret you’ll have to keep for him.

J = Jack Off 

He’s been spoiled on tons of women-- but, when he needs to jerk off, he does it in front of a warm flame exploring his body. Trailing over his shaft and massaging his balls, jerking until he’s caught. And then, well, he just keeps going.

K = Kink 

“Where do we start?” He has so many.

As a man who has always had the heavy burden of the crown over his head, he has a preference for throne sex. The power is intoxicating-- and there’s nothing like having his little wife crawling on all fours to him.

L = Location 

“Do you want to see if Ivar will watch again?”

As a man with a exhibitionism kink, he’ll often try to get you somewhere semi-public. It’s a show of his conquest, sure. But more than that, it pleases him to make everyone know that you’ve been well pleased.

M = Motivation 

“Who needs motivation for sex?” His face screws, rationalizing the ridiculous question you just asked. “It’s sex!”

Sex is pretty basic for him, he doesn’t need much motivation. He has stress, he sees something tasty, well, he’s going to go after it. 

N = NO 

Being the proper Viking that he is, he isn’t a fan of pegging. If he’s going to have sex, he wants to do it on his fucking terms or not at all. Besides, that’s a position for bitches.

O = Oral 

“Spread them and see.” He leans over, sliding his hand in the line that forms your legs tightly pressed against one another.

The best way to keep a woman is to eat a woman. His dick wouldn’t mind some loving too, though. 

P = Pace 

“I can slow down-- as long as we don’t stop.”

On average, Bjorn is a man who likes his sex fast and hard. If something is emotional for him, sure, he’ll go for some slower sex. But if its not... well, don’t expect him to slow down a whole bunch. 

Q = Quickie 

“I enjoy them.” Bjorn folds his arms. “We can see how quickly we can fuck before the children come inside.”

There is no issue here for him. He likes long sex like any other man. But any man knows the desperation, the heat and mesh of two bodies makes him excited. Especially when its with a beautiful woman.

R = Risk 

“Is there something you want to try?” He asks, studiously considering you.

He’s listening to your requests. Bjorn has always been a man that is open to different sexual acts. Though, if its too weird, he might make a face at you. Be ware the face.

S = Stamina 

“Until you’re well pleasured. Well fucked. Well loved.”

The one that won’t stop going.

T = Toy 

“What toy?” Bjorn sneers. “What is that shit?”

No. He has this preconception that more sex toys means less time on his dick. Less dick time? Not happening. He’s your fucking sex toy, so get to using him for it. 

U = Unfair 

“I don’t have the patience for teasing.” Bjorn states-- but everyone. Everyone knows that he does love a woman who makes him wait to be ravaged.

Not at all a tease. Bjorn tends to be a man that wants to rip open his gifts right away. Both of women and things that you might get him. Though, he’s known to love a good chase.

V = Volume 

“Not much.” He rumbles under his breath. Making noise-- that’s for women.

Bjorn makes little noise. He speaks when he needs to speak, but usually he is filled with short grunts and deep growling moans until he cums one way or another.

W = Wild Card 

“If I could have it all?” His lips spread, curiously reasoning to himself the ambitions of his father. To have Aslaug-- and more importantly, his mother. “I would.”

With his love for women, Bjorn most undoubtedly could end up with a harem. He does have a love for women and a prick that doesn’t discriminate all that much. But, if not, he does enjoy breeding oversees and leaving a host of children behind.

X = X-Ray 

He grins.

Whether he takes after Ragnar or Rollo, he’s well endowed. Thick and proportionate to his big size. Obviously his prick has gotten a lot of love over the years-- more than any of his brothers by far!

Y = Yearning 

“I can’t make any promises.” He hums. “If you don’t come with me.”

High. He has needs to be met all the time. The more that his needs are met, the more he needs it. He’s like his father, though. He can go just a few days before needing some more.

Z = ZZZ 

Like his father before him, Bjorn is a man who stays awake in his thoughts. 

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