#[slkfjsdf im in stitches...

[sentofight]

"Ah, Date-san." The puppy-eared AI-ball approached him. "Congratulations on living for another year successfully. Aiba said that is a most impressive feat for you to manage. I have prepared a gift for you, as is customary." A large (by AI-Ball standards) envelope is held out to the birthday man. Inside is an itemized bill for things Isaac has done to the man's computer. "I believe today is a good day to revisit the 2,500 yen you still owe me." Ai-Zak stares at the man. He will have his money for that Ruka figure.

"Hm? Ah, pup-ai," very funny and humorous, as always. Date looked down at where Ai-Zak settled on. "What's up? ... " his features darkened to hear the congratulation. "Okay, you could've worded it out differently--hello? consider my feeling--Hey! Who told you that again!? ...tsk... yall don't pull a punch, huh." it was odd that aiba had quickly popped out of his eye when she saw ai-zak. guess she knew she was about to be ratted out for her little comment.

"...It better be nice, pup." he crossed his arms, eyes--well, one good eye squinting down at the aiball. "envelope? ...hoho keeping them dirty secrets in here, eh? Didn't think you super intelligent ....creatures,--" yes, avoid saying 'things' unless he wants his head to 'fireworks' instantly. "er, like digital things more than your average rundown the mill items." still, he took the envelope from the aiball. honestly, he is curios and excited to open it. What could've the aibal gotten him? At least, he did remember to gift him something unless his ungrateful partner who ran away without saying a happy birthday to him. hmph!

Date paused when he heard what Ai-Zak had said, " . . . . The what now?" his brain turned to a blue screen trying to process the number first then what was the aiball saying. "The who figure now??" hastily, he opened the envelop to see the bill. "WHAT THE ACTUAL--!!? For real!? You could've come to tell me this any other day--but on my birthday? that's low man ... sniffles.... my ...birthday.. of all days man ... I was expecting something sniffles...nicer ... it hurts, man." he pounds his chest, oh so dramatically a couple of tears rolling down his cheek. "This is truly what betrayal feels like ...ugh! My heart... my blood pressure... medic...meeeedic! I feel lightheaded. A chair.. I need to sit down... why the world is spinning around me? Aaah~ What a cruel world. Am I ...dying!? Oh, no~ I'm still young! Ah! If only I can fondle hot rack right now I can at least die ...happily."

and that continued for about three four minutes.

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