#`× 💀 —— in that thick skull. ❪ headcanon ❫

[reivrze]

babe is a fan atp. this is the third work of mine they steal 💀 bro like ik u see my posts abt you, stop. like get it through your thick skull that this shit is illegal it’s not even that hard to at least change the phrasing so like ?? r u that lazy, unoriginal, stupid ? can’t even write headcanons by yourself ?? they’re so easy to write, i don’t get what you get out of stealing them 😑

[eridan-amporaa]

Okay wait that's actually REALLY funny-

Assuming no SBURB but the relations are still kinda there, Rose's mom and Dave's bro are still siblings but have a strained relationship. If Dave is still their youngest sibling and not "Bro'"'s son, that would make him Rose's uncle (cue many many jokes about that). If he is Bro's son, Dave and Rose are cousins (I think. Family trees confuse me)

Meanwhile Jade's grandpa is still alive and maybe in contact with John and his dad? Idk if he found out Jade was friend's with his sister's grandson and she wanted to see him he'd probably take her. Jade and John likely find out they're related from that

John's dad and Rose's mom eventually get together at some point, making John and Rose step-siblings

Maybe Dave's bro eventually gets work under a company Jade's grandpa owns and unironically keeps making passes at gramps, who is too much of an old coot to realize, meanwhile Dave is under five levels of irony and thinks it's part of a long haul joke on his brother's part. Jade is the only one who knows it's genuine and it annoys her to no end that her grandpa has far too thick a skull to pick up on it

ok but this is so gogdamn funny actually. fucked up ectobiological bullshit family trees be like that sometimes

so there rose n dave would be cousins, and john and jade would be... 2nd cousins? smthn like that i think

like. jade finally gets to visit john and grandpas just talking to johns dad like "how ya doin nephew" and john and jade just do a double take like. "hes your fucking WHAT"

bro hitting on grandpa harley 💀 i would just feel. so bad for everyone involved. except bro he can go eat shit

also, alternative idea: rose n dave are siblings, there was a divorce involved (cuz bro and mom lalonde/dirk and roxy arent actually related i think??? like im all for the sib headcanons but its kinda a thing in the comic that roxy has a thing for dirk so). john and jade are also siblings. how? fuck if I know i just think it would be really funny if like. dave had a crush on both harleyberts. and then became their goddamn stepsibling

poor fuckin guy lmaooooo

[asylummint]

My headcanons for Haarlep, Dammon, Rolan, and Zevlor with shy gn s/o request is so good! I'm pleasantly surprised that you finished it already! I won't blame you if you took longer though! I love it especially Haarlep would actually love being with someone shy ☺️, he would try to get them out of their comfort zone often, he's fully aware of what he wants, he would order for them if they can't, he would bark at anyone who makes them uncomfortable 😡, he loves to introduce new things to them, he would be the type who would do acts of service, how nervous he would be if they go somewhere alone 😥, he may not fully understand how shy they can be but that won't stop him from trying to listen & understand 🥹, Dammon would understand better since he's not the most outgoing either, he's more than happy to stay at home with them if they don't feel like going out, he doesn't mind just sitting with them at a corner of his forge where isn't hot or sharp, he loves just being near them ☺️, he would be upset if they are 😠, he's an acts of service guy, he would order for them, Rolan would try to push them to do it since he's headstrong, he genuinely cares for them & wants to see them shine, it's best to tell him if he pushed too far since he has a thick skull 💀, he loves to spoil them 🥰, he won't let anything happen to them when he's around 😠, he would try to make them order for themselves, Zevlor would do his best to make them comfortable, he would only push when it's needed since he respects their comfort zone, he loves to spoil them & take them out, he's another scary dog privilege 😠, he would definitely order for them & remove them from any situation that made them uncomfortable, and he would often have a hand on them! This is so good 👍 especially since you never wrote for them before! I could feel how much efforts you put into it! Thank you so much for doing my request because I love it so much :) Can I request now? Only if you don't mind of course!

Thank you so much!!!! im so glad you liked it, tbh even in my own play throughs theres like 2 characters on the list i havent even come across yet! i tried to feel them out as good as i could lmao! you are more than welcome to keep requesting!!!