#{ Oh man. }

[flowersnax]

COME ON YOU SON OF A BITCH

[rapidhighway]

watching my brain short circuit as i write is wonderful, this is like every other word

[morn1e]

medic tf2&his dumbass noob daughter

[napsaps-archive]

[beeholyshit]

I feel brave enough to say

watching stageplay with Milo yesterday and seeing how Luchino was is making things to my brain because

WHY IS HE SUCH A GENTLEMAN WHAT WHAT

[fandxmslxt69]

wait.

[zorkaya-moved]

List of Zarina's misdeeds/crimes in Genshin Impact and honestly across majority of her verses? *cracks knuckles* Let's go. Everything is, by the way, done largely under different aliases and not known to the general public but committed nonetheless. This is what hides behind the genius of Amurta Darshan. :)

Pickpocketing Theft Assault Bribery (across Teyvat) Trespassing Breaking and Entering Blackmail Espionage Identity Theft (Mistress Serebro) Arson Conspiracy (abstaining from stopping Azar) Destruction of evidence Extortion with threats to kill False or misleading information False Statements Forgery Sabotage Treason Obstruction of justice Abuse of power Aiding and abetting Maleficium (study and usage of Abyss) Organized crime Corruption Weapon trafficking Manufacturing of drugs, poisons, and illegal substances Drug trafficking Fraud Robbery Assassination Poisoning Human and non-human experimentation Murder Manslaughter

[shivunin]

YIKES

[erstwhles]

what sad planet analogy are you? ft. a dissection of the og athletes (+ joel)

tagged by: the lovely @overnightheartbeats (thank you! this was fun)

tagging: you! and tag me because i love this. also @florxdexcerezos, @dozenrozez

joel hetrick

The bright sun, so surrounded yet so lonely

You've always been someone very upbeat and outgoing. You are someone very positive and you love being around people, you are a legend, a star, a born leader. Yet you can feel sometimes as if that wasn't enough, everyone thinks your life is perfect when in reality you feel lonely and out of place, in fact you don't like being alone, it makes you anxious. You really wish you could tell others about all those feelings you hide behind that smile, but you feel like they wouldn't understand

jay kessler

Pluto is no longer considered a planet

You feel left aside, as if you were always taken for granted, too big and yet too small at the same time, and the others just make you feel as if you weren't enough, as if none of your efforts even mattered. It seems lately as if everyone left you aside just because they think you're childish and that you don't know a thing about life, but you know very well that they couldn't be more mistaken, you may not shine like them, but you do it your own way, even if it hurts.

raleigh pierce

Saturn is slowly losing its rings

You have always been someone very smart, ambitious, and extremely calm and collected, yet you feel as if you were slowly losing yourself. You've started to act different, you are losing many people around you, as if everyone and everything was slowly leaving you, it makes you feel helpless, you want to take control of your life again, yet you don't know how.

liam wright

Venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming

You were always someone so full of hope a dreams, you've always loved to see life through colorful lenses, always wanting to see the good in everything and everyone. But life has let you down so much it feels pointless, you can feel yourself breaking down everyday. Everything feels so tragic and unfair, as if your little fairytale had been torn apart.

[irrelevaantidiot]

"Oh man I'm curious, I'm gonna list what characters I relate to"

My honest reaction after listing it

[vampylily]

peterick h*destown shower thoughts. thinking about the songbird vs. the rattlesnake/eurydice!pete meeting hades!pete. hades!pete (aka preh!pete) has everything eurydice!pete wants money notoriety and rivieras and for eurydice!pete it's a difficult choice he makes willingly because he loves orpheus!patrick's unending quest to finish the song but he's so lonely! he's tired! he's hungry! but in a meta sort of way, it's a relapse where posth!pete could lose all the things that made him posth!pete and could go back to being what preh!pete was. idk if that makes sense but like. falling into the pattern backwards without even realizing you're relapsing because you are a character and you don't know the story but everyone else knows.

anyways. other additional thoughts include. persephone!patrick flirting with everyone. he's a happy touchy drunk! he likes singing and dancing so he flirts with everyone and hades!pete is totally jealous because patrick never seems to be that outwardly happy with him. he knows that persephone!patrick loves him. he has to. they're married. they promised. but ooooooh that doubt trickles in at the back of his mind until you think that the only thing you can do is try to keep that canary in a pretty cage.

you wanna take me home? / yes / sing the song; orpheus!patrick being a muses son, being touched by the gods. he plays the lyre for when persephone comes up top but he doesn't think of his voice as his main instrument. but then eurydice!pete wants him to sing!!! and so he does and that's how he manages to finish the song because he's put words and voice to the melody he was trying to reshape. just. imagining eurydice!pete falling in love in spite of himself because of orpheus!patrick's singing. and being encouraged by eurydice!pete to finish the song makes it even more devastating when orpheus!patrick finds himself so alone with nothing but his own voice and the belief that he has the golden voice and the songs to fix the world, belief that eurydice!pete had in him, begins to waver until he can't care about grand things like trials by the gods or fix the world back into two. and he has to turn back just to see eurydice!pete with his own eyes.

[sregnarkroywen]

Credits: x / x

[crowcryptid]

i have to go back to guatemala for a week in april

I don’t wanna

not really a vacation im just going to be stuck at some house

can I just stay at my house for a week instead? No? Ok.

idk. maybe I will see a bird.

[soliidariity]

Grian's eyes widen as he sees Jimmy. He runs toward him and crushes the taller man in a hug sobbing. He'd very sick and only has one wing.

"Jim..."

-@ask-the-grian

Jim froze in place, his whole body tensed up. "Grian?" He muttered, trying to process what was even happening. He attempted to hug the avian back, confused when there had been only one wing instead of two.

"Grian, what happened?" His voice quivered. What had he been missing out on? His hand brushed against the stump, wondering who would do this.

[30-th-century-man]

i go t shopping to do tomorrow........ but Aim really fucking not aantjng to sleep

[rodismancave]

I’ve been ogling megatron for the past— vorn—- and— [giggle]— y’all think I’ve got it bad for THUNDERCLASH?