#{ i don't think i wanna know what you're smokin' // crack }

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do u have any songs u associate with sweet dirt maychance ? i am making a playlist n i would luv to hear recs from madam sweet dirt herself thank u 💖🧡

Omg I’m so honored to be called madam sweet dirt!! Yes I have a whole playlist,, ⬇️

Here’s all the songs, accompanied by some lyrics that are Sweet Dirt to me…! ^_^

I REALLY REALLY love music and lyrics and analyzing them and attaching them to characters… so this is a long list… not sorry!

Dirty Town - Mother Mother

“Yeah, I pinched my pennies and I put 'em down

And I washed my hands of a dirty town”

“My lady friend, oh, she don't need to pretend

She country

She cracks the crack of dawn with her crackin' whip”

Dig - Incubus

“We all have something that digs at us

At least we dig each other

So when weakness turns my ego up

I know you'll count on the me from yesterday”

Shutup You’re Stupid - That Handsome Devil

“Shut up, you're stupid

Just hold my frigging hand (hold my frigging hand)

Shut up, you're stupid, just kiss me

Shut up, you're stupid, just be my frigging man”

Skate - Silk Sonic

“I can smell your sweet perfume

Mmm, you smell better than a barbecue

Oh, superstar is what you are

I'm your biggest fan

If you're lookin' for a man, Sugar, here I am”

There’d Better Be A Mirrorball - Arctic Monkeys

“Don't get emotional, that ain't like you

Yesterday's still leaking through the roof

That's nothing new

I know I promised this is what I wouldn't do

Somehow giving it the old romantic fool

Seems to better suit the mood”

Mama Told Me Not To Come - Tom Jones

“Open up the window, let some air into this room

I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume

And that cigarette you're smokin' 'bout scare me half to death

Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath”

“The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door

I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor

I seen so many things I ain't never seen before

Don't know what it is, I don't wanna see no more”

Punk Rock Girl - The Dead Milkmen

“We went to the Philly Pizza Company

And ordered some hot tea

The waitress said, "Well, no

We only have it iced"

So, we jumped up on the table

And shouted, "Anarchy!"”

“We went to a shopping mall

And laughed at all the shoppers

And security guards trailed us

To a record shop”

“We got into a car

Away we started rollin'

I said, "How much you pay for this?"

She said, "Nothing, man, it's stolen"”

Shiver - Maroon 5

“You build me up, you knock me down

Provoke a smile, then make me frown

You are the queen of run-around

You know it's true

You chew me up and spit me out

Enjoy the taste I leave in your mouth

You look at me, I look at you

Neither of us know what to do”

Fire Water Burn - Bloodhound Gang

“I'm the root of all that's evil, yea, but you can call me Cookie”

I Will Buy You a New Life - Everclear

“I hate those people who love to tell you

Money is the root of all that kills

They have never been poor

No, they've never known the joy of a welfare Christmas”

“They might make you think you're happy

Yeah, maybe for a minute or two

They can't make you laugh

No, they can't make you feel the way that I do

I will buy you a garden

Where your flowers can bloom

I will buy you a new car

Perfect, shiny and new

I will buy you that big house

Way up in the West Hills

I will buy you a new life”

Trailer Trash - Modest Mouse

“Live in trailers with no class

Goddamn, I hope I can pass

High school means nothing

Taking heartache with hard work

Goddamn, I am such a jerk

I can't do anything”

Little Pistol - Mother Mother

“Up on my side, where it is felt

I pack a little pistol on my pistol belt

I think it might be fear

Of the world and the way it makes you feel afraid”

Harvest Moon - Phoenix Moon

“Come a little bit closer

Hear what I have to say

Just like children sleepin'

We could dream this night away”

“When we were strangers

I watched you from afar

When we were lovers

I loved you with all my heart

But now it's gettin' late

And the moon is climbin' high

I want to celebrate

See it shinin' in your eye”

The Moon - The Microphones

“And we went all the way up to the small town where I'm from

With foggy air and the wind and the mountain tops

And we clung to rocks and we looked off

You held my hand, you almost got to start feeling me

I finally felt like I was breathing free

And under swaying trees, we fell asleep and had the same dream”

Curl up & Die - Matt Maltese

“There was a time

When I worshipped the ground you walked on

There was a time

When I'd cut off my ear for you

There was a time

When I worshipped the towel you dried on

There was a time

When I'd kill all my friends for you

You're the only one

Makes me wanna cry

You're the only one

Makes me wanna beat up inside

You're the only one

Makes me feel alive

You're the only one

Makes me wanna go home and

Curl up and die”

“I was just the tag on your shoes

(Curl up and die)

And I liked being that

(Curl up and die)

I was just the germs in your flu

(Curl up and die)

And I liked being that

I was just the chip on your tooth

And I liked being that

I was just the me to your you

And I liked being that”

Street Carp - Deftones

“It's not that I care (truly)

But you're that girl (with sharp teeth)

Who grabs at the walls (and pulls me down)”

Little Boxes - Pete Seeger

Basically all of the lyrics to this song,, I associate it with Sweet Dirt because I have this headcanon that Scott is hates the government/the system/society etc.,

This also reminds me of them bc they wouldn’t want a typical “ticky-tacky” life together

Loving Machine - TV Girl

Also literally just this whole song. I think it’s really sweet. To me it’s about Sugar befriending Scott when he’s in the trauma chair. I think Scott would appreciate having her by his side through his recovery because she wouldn’t pity him or baby him at all.. I’ll write a fic abt this au someday.. I promise..

Freaking Out - Death

Idk why this one is on here,, them when they freak out i guess LMFOA I just like this song

Somethin’ Stupid - Frank & Nancy Sinatra

“The time is right, your perfume fills my head

The stars get red, and, oh, the night's so blue

And then I go and spoil it all

By saying somethin' stupid like, "I love you"”

“I can see it in your eyes

That you despise the same old lies

You heard the night before

And though it's just a line to you

For me it's true

And never seemed so right before”

Passionfruit - Drake

“Listen

Seeing you got ritualistic

Cleansin' my soul of addiction for now

'Cause I'm fallin' apart

Yeah, tension

Between us just like picket fences

You got issues that I won't mention for now

'Cause we're fallin' apart”

Everlong - Foo Fighters

“Tonight, I throw myself into

And out of the red

Out of her head, she sang

Come down and waste away with me

Down with me

Slow, how you wanted it to be

I'm over my head

Out of her head, she sang”

“Breathe out

So I can breathe you in

Hold you in

And now

I know you've always been

Out of your head

Out of my head, I sang”

P.U.N.K. Girl - Heavenly

“P is for the painful way she makes me feel some day

U is for Utopia, the other times with her

N is for the new wave dreams she had back in her teens

K is for the kid in her, my PUNK girl

She is honest and kind but in a way that people see

As telling lies and being mean

She has thousands of dreams but what they are I'll never know

I hope I figure in them though

I don't care if they can't see

Just how great that girl can be

But I wish, she'd find a way To act well, for just one day”

Take Me by the Hand - Flamingos in the Tree

“Dancing slow

While my heart beats fast

Should I tell you how

I've escaped my past

Take me by the hand back to your place

Show me how to dance and we'll embrace

Take me by the hand back to your place

Show me how to dance”

“Hold me close with your hand in mine

Let me be the one that you keep in mind

When you're laying there staring at the ceiling

And you need someone too”

[officerianhowell]

[iamknicole]

Just Say No (2) - Jimmy Uso

Parental Paragraphs

Jimmy spent a few hours with his twins avoiding interacting with his oldest. Trinity had called to tell him what happened the night before and he was pissed. It was the only thing him, Roman and Jey talked about on their way home. He was annoyed to say the least. It felt like since the boys hit sixteen they were in some shit every time he turned around. It was late when he got home so he waited for the twins to get wore out and go to sleep before he talked to Eli.

Jimmy brought Eli out to the pool house, he had turned into his hideout. He didn't want to wake his babies with what he was going to say to Eli.

"I don't even know where to start with you," Jimmy sighed sitting on the edge of his black, suede sofa.

Eli sucked his teeth and fell into the love seat that sat off to the side of the sofa. "Then don't. Just tell Mama you talked to me so she'll get off my back."

"Get off your back," Jimmy repeated. "What the hell is your problem, man?"

"Y'all making this a big deal for nothin. It was just a lil weed, it ain't like we was smoking crack or some shit."

"You don't need to be smokin' period, Eli. We talked about this."

"Okay," he huffed. "It ain't kill us. We straight."

"I'm real close to whoopin' your ass. You better fix your attitude before I do it for you."

Eli rolled his eyes getting up from the love seat, "Alright, Pop. You done? Cause I got a date."

"Boy, bring your ass back here," Jimmy snapped through his teeth. "I'm not playin, Eli."

Turning back around, Eli stuffed his hands in his pockets letting his head roll to the side. Jimmy got up from the sofa strolling slowly over to his son. He was trying to check his anger but Eli was making it hard.

"You think I wanna come off the road and deal with this? Every time I come home it's something with you. What's the problem?"

"Ion got no damn problem. Y'all the ones with the problem," he sassed. "We was just havin' a good time."

Without hesitation, Jimmy chopped his son in the chest knocking the wind out of him. His attitude was too much to deal with.

"I told you to check that damn attitude. I'm not them lil girls you be dealin' with. Stop playin with me, E."

"You ain't even gotta do all that, Pops," he choked out holding his chest.

"So you gon sit down and talk right or what? Cause if not, I can continue to fix the problem." Jimmy sized his son up, watching for any signs of attitude. Nodding once Eli sat back down. "You don't need to be smoking that shit. It'll ruin your lil football dreams. Nobody is gonna want a wide receiver who can't run a ball cause his lungs all smoked out."

"We don't even smoke that much."

"That much, is too much, Eli. You do know they drug test in college too?"

"No, I didn't," Eli admitted.

"But you know everything though," Jimmy said rolling his eyes. "And from now on you'll have surprise drug tests."

Eli smacked his teeth again. "For what? I won't do it again. You doin too much."

"Watch that shit," Jimmy warned. "I'm doing it cause I know you you're sneaking as fuck and if one of those test come back positive that's a two week suspension from football and everything else."

"Yes, sir."

"And when I'm home, you're gonna take your brothers out whenever they want."

"What? Why?"

"Cause I said so. You're their designated driver now."Jimmy said with a smile.

"This some bullshit," Eli mumbled.

"You gon apologize to your mama as well. She told me how you were talkin to her," Jimmy fussed, "You think you grown or some? Cuss at your mama again and watch what happen."

"Yes, sir. Can I go on my date now?"

"If you think your mama is letting you go anywhere you're dumber than you act. She not letting you go nowhere."

[officerianhowell]

“Not gonna lie, I would moan for a wonton.”

[officerianhowell]

@alxnetxgether​ said "Anything but the red, you look like a rooster" -Trevor

“I think I look best in blue.”

[officerianhowell]

@hrlyqn​ said " I think you should bring the mohawk back and the piercings. So much better this this goodey two shoes shtick you got goin' on now. "

“If I do, I’m gonna need an opinion. Which color should I go with? Red?”

“Blue?”

“Maybe green?”

“I mean, I’ve got options, right?”

[officerianhowell]

@nygmaa​, @eloquentyrant​

“...you two got somethin’ to share with the class?”

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         “Bruce Wayne has the survival instincts of a squirrel on crack cocaine and that’s the tea.”

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@alxnetxgether​ said  If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous! (From Trevor who's obviously being an idiot XD)

“Okay, this one’s a winner.”

[officerianhowell]

“So a guy I know said I look like a guy he knows, someone named Dean? I’ve looked at pictures of him and I just don’t see it.”

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{ ABOUT IAN   //   so i’m sure this is very well known by now, but: if ian has even the remotest connection to your muse ( by which i mean if he’s met them once ) he will literally invite them out to eat any time he feels like getting food. everyone will eventually have lunch, breakfast, dinner or a snack with ian. there is no escape. }

[officerianhowell]

“Imagine Gordon Ramsey as a driving instructor.”

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stagekiller replied to your post “So a guy I know said I look like a guy he knows, someone named Dean?...”

Can't spell Dean, without Ian. ;3c

       “....You’re right but I gotta say it: that was a terrible joke.”

[officerianhowell]

Harvey: Howell, where's Jim?

Ian: Oh he's upstairs.

Harvey: ...Doing what?

Ian, smirking slightly: Lying down.

Jim, upstairs, mouth duct taped and body tied up in a supply closet: MMMPHMFFNGH!!!!

[officerianhowell]

“Y’know I worked at a Starbucks for a while and one day somebody called and asked me in a Gollum voice ‘if precious was open today.’ Not one to be outdone, ‘cause seriously that’s a Gollum Challenge if I’ve never heard one, I used my own voice and told ‘em, ‘YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN UNTIL THREE TODAY, MY PRECIOUS YESSSS.’ And I fuckin’ swear they had some kinda mini spasm so I was just yelling into the phone, ‘IS PRECIOUS OKAY?’ over and over again. I didn’t really get a response and they never showed up. I wonder what happened to them.”

[officerianhowell]

Anon said "Oh no, I..." **throws pen behind you** "I dropped my pen. Could you, y'know. Turn around and pick that up?" (That's it, that's the best pick up line I have)

“....Okay, that’s the oldest trick in the book to try and get someone to bend over so you can check out their ass and I’m not fallin’ for it. Good try though.”