#{OOC}「Mun Sez」

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

Fuck it, since there are new people here, Inbox Call, like for green rat in your asks, multis specify - I'll probably use prompts you've reblogged if you have a tag.

[hedgehoghavoc]

And now I'm thinking about Eggman using Metal Sonic to draw aggro from Team Rose just to ask Vanilla out for coffee.

[themissilesilo]

Mixed Canon was absolutely the right move. I'm free to write a Game-based Eggman with personality traits borrowed from Sonic X and the fucked up eyes from SatAM/Archie

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

I'm always thinking about this idiot

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

I have established that his is one of my absolute favorite panels from the gag days, but there's one detail that fascinates me beyond the obvious Sonourge.

There was no Holo-Lynx at this point, Nicole was just a little handheld computer and presumably that extended to her anti-counterpart, so Scourge what did you mean by this???

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

Anyway, I've got the muse for him, so like for a short starter with the spooky echidna doctor. Extremely high chance it will just be coffee and him either trying to pick your brain or waxing poetic about his convoluted worldview.

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

Amused by the fact that Sonic managed to literally render Scourge speechless by offhandedly suggesting that there's nothing that makes him inherently evil and he could easily turn things around, and then barely bothers to follow up on that.

I mean... Archie Sonic never had an obligation to reach out and make that work but look at that expression on Scourge's face in the first page. I can already see in my head the way a Game/IDW based Sonic would have been clinging to that so hard.

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

There was no reason it had to be like this and yet....

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

...I am now officially 26. My back hurts.

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

Giggling because if you take off the jacket and sunglasses its just-

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

...Scourge having to carry around the Gnome is a real thing that could happen actually and I'm already envisioning the awkwardness of him having to hold something at least a full third of his height.

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

...man, I really don't know why they said Prime is canon, this is stuff is absurdly self-contained.

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

Ponytail Shadow anyone?

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

The Nuclear Family in 2023

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

I’ve arrived at my most insane ship, Sonic x Shadow x Scourge x Amy x Blaze x Sally OT6. Somehow functional polycule. Appeals only to me.

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

Fascinated by the way he has every variety of relationships with different Sonics but across the board in some way or another he folds for Amys.