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who’s garou??

BIG TIDDIE TINY WAIST HERO HUNTER GAROU FROM OPM <3 he makes me sick . my stomach turns everytime i look at him i’m obsessed >/////< !

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GIIIRRRLLLLL HOW WAS THE DICK APPOINTMENTTT

LET ME TELL YEW NONNIE .. imma leave the juicy details below cut ꒰ঌ^.  ̫ .^໒꒱ cw : emmie’s dick appt rating ajajajaka <3

okay so for a START .. this was the first time i’d met this dude so i wasn’t holding out hope yk my expectations were kinda low cause duh BUT !!! immediately asked if he could eat me out, i literally died i came — and look ! i don’t rly like being fingered i think it’s uncomfy but DIS MAN ! [maybe it’s cause he’s a pianist he’s good w his hands but i’ll get in2 that] omg it was so good ! got into the sex was good v nice, PULLED OUT 2 EAT ME OUT AGAIN !!!! creampie 10/10 AND !!!! he gave me cheesecake after AND !!!! played me the howls moving castle theme on the piano i was kicking my feet like a princess <3_<3

overall ranking : 9 / 10

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emmie emmie do u have any gojo recs of ur own i need something more something better ?!!??

PLEASE LEMME GATHER A FEW OF MY FAVOURITES FOR U . . .

first obviously idk if you’ve read sugarstream but it’s my fave gojo fic of all time + im pretty sure lolly has a new gojo fic coming soon if you’re searching for more <3 ( @satorhime )

also patience is a virtue by my beloved L is just such a lovely drabble that made me feel so many things sob >3< ( @missmeinyourbones )

wait for me cause hello satoru w fwb -> lovers ? ? that’s literally my whole dream <3 ( @satorini )

also losing game with satoru cause i am literally cradling this fic in my hands it is my everything ( @satorins )

i can’t think of more rn so i’m just gonna list a few more of my fave satoru blogs ( not including the ones above cause they’re a given duh ) but also @temptedbysyn @nkogneatho @atsumeii @gojospit @bbyatsumu ( haley’s jjk mlist is a goldmine ) + @luvbladez <3 are just a few of my faves but u can find all my fics i’ve reblogged if u click on my jjk rec tag cause they’re literally mostly all gojo fics so ! !

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omg this is my first time sending in an ask honestly pretty scared for no reason...BUT I NEED U TO GO AND SEARCH UP JOE FROM HARE KON HES IS SO HOT. anywayys hope ur doing well !

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHFSJAHAGHA HELP HES SO HOT IM…. >///< but also omg yay first ask yus!!! ೕ(•̀ᴗ•́) u have blessed me with a fine man so i am doing great, i hope ur doing good to my looove <333

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ok i don’t play grnshin but dottore kinda 👀

KINDA ? THE MANS A WHOLE WORK OF ART <3_<3 !

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Ooh em u have to show us the plushie once you buy it!

LOOK AT HIM !!! HES SO UGLY N SO CUTE BUT OMGOSH HES SO SOFT N FLUFFY I FELL IN LOVE IMMEDIATELY I GRABBED HIM SO FAST <333

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Emmie! I just had another Gojo thought and need to share!

Imagine being dumped just days before the annual Christmas party for your work. Knowing that your ex will be there and not wanting to cancel last minute you ask your best friend Satoru Gojo if he would be willing to go with you, (just as friends of course). He accepts your offer secretly having ulterior motives.

He doesn’t hold back when showing up with you on his arm. He’s dressed in a designer custom tailored suit, solid gold cufflinks, smelling absolutely heavenly in the latest released cologne and has the biggest grin you have ever seen plastered across his face.

Before you can even introduce him as your friend to a group of coworkers, he’s pulling you against his chest and kissing you deeply in front of everyone. As he pulls away slowly he whispers in your ear asking which one is your ex. As you glance across the room at your former boyfriend (unable to form any words), Satoru chuckles and flashes him the cockiest grin. Gojo winks in his direction before placing a soft kiss on your head as he grabs your ass, never breaking eye contact with your ex.

AHHHHHH THE ASS GRAB 2 HELP ! i’d lie about being dumped just so i had an excuse 2 go with him i don’t even care ! HE IS SOOOO HOT <3 SOOOOO HOT >///< i need him so bad . he better not be acting we’re totally in love ^_^

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a single thought.

being al-haitham’s equally smart snarky girlfriend, who is sometimes even smarter than him. who starts to intentionally get on his nerves (i genuinely can’t think of the word for it rn) you find the smallest mistakes and correct them. just to go absolutely stupid for his cock. babbling absolute nonsense and can’t even answer basic questions. all you know is his name and incoherent pleas for more, but you don’t even know what your asking for more of. him occasionally slowing down to let your thoughts come back to you and then fucking you even dumber. he’d overstimulate himself for hours just to see you stupid and fucked out.

his after care is grade A though. expect lots of teasing once you’ve sobered up from your cock drunk state. and the next day when you’re sore all over your more refreshed than you have in weeks. its not often he fucks you this hard but it’s almost a reset for you. he gets to fuck the attitude out of you and you get the stress and attitude out of you.

this is every where and ig its a thirst but here have some horny thots.

-nymph

the al-haitham in my mind is running RIOTTTTT recently ! like how is this man sooooo hot !!!! my stomach is turning i’m throwing up i want him so bad <3_<3

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Here you go bestie! It’s our fave Yaksha 😍 ( yes it’s 1 in the morning shhhh)

STOP ! I LOVE IT ! it looks sooooooo super good wth (*ฅ́˘ฅ̀*) totally screaming . . the colours ! the consistency ! it’s wat xiao deserves this is sooooo good ! i’d just gaze @ my phone screen constantly if dis was mine <3 !

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sigh its 5am but listen…..listen….what if ur one of childes youngest step sister….and u being his (only) and favorite lil step sis growing up bc ur just so cute and sweet !! so what if….what if u decide to go and visit him for a few days after hes been gone for too long? he’s so happy to see u but he almost didn’t recognize you ??? you look so different !! ur face is so pretty !! and ur just a bit taller than u were before, and he just cant help but notice ur breast…..they’re still small but a bit fuller than before…..specially with that slutty top ur wearing….he doesnt rlly like that >:( and ur thighs……maaaan ur tighs…..hhh were you always this touchy ?? ur all over him, hugging him, sitting on top of him,, he just cant help getting hard,,,he can feel you rubbing on him and he feels like hes going insane ?? he knows he should stop you, but ah ur hands are rubbing his chest so sweetly, are u doing this on purpose?? he even tells u to stop multiple times but u dont <3 maybe he should start being rougher and meaner towards u now ? seems like he’s spoiled u too much and its gotten to ur head :(

omgoooshnaohao ( ˙Ⱉ˙ ) nonnie !!! dis is genius i was throbbing reading this like . . . ur brain is huge im shaking >////< oh to be childe’s step sister i want to rub my hands all over his chest he’s so handsome n pretty want him 2 spoil me sniffle <3 !!

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ok but mikey tho

he is literally so ! pretty ! he rly makes me lose my mind sometimes but also . . his brother <3

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Haha! Imagine messing with Gojo and instead of giving him a good bye kiss when he leaves you shake his hand instead. He would stand there so confused before making the biggest scene about it.

He takes a huge gasp, so offended. “Wha-where’s my kiss?!” He pouts as you hold your hand out to him again. “Did Nanami put you up to this?!” He mumbles.

Then he grabs your outstretched hand with a smirk and pulls you against him, dipping you as he passionately kisses you.

“That… almost makes up for it”

pls the hand shake im ahgajakaka this is so funny lmao !!! i can imagine that stupid smirk on his face … he’s such a loser !!! i swear he never takes pranks seriously </3 he always knows but totally just plays in2 it 2 see how u take it .. he stinks i love him sm sob >_> !

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cockwarming with mitsuya 😞

hes knitting something like a cute old grandma and youre straddling his lap, face hiding in his neck trying to stay calm and he has his arms around you and just knits away on this stupid lavender colored scarf that he wanted to make for you and you have to stay still for him until he's finished ☹️

like an old grandma ajhajakaka pls im cackling but also twitching cause (> <。) he’s so !!! him shhhh’ing you n giving you sweet little kisses wenever u start 2 get impatient .. he’s so soothing <3 !

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HELLO EM! just wanna hear your thoughts about naoya zenin, idk i’m just really curious to hear what other people think of him. it’s just that if he would just keep his mouth shut a lot of jjk fans would love him🙁🙁

HI NONNIE ! look . i know he’s like an evil bastard n stuff but OH BOY ! WUD I FUCK HIM ! absolutely let that man spit in my mouth . on my pussy . wherever he wants ! agree ppl wud probably like him a lot more if he was silent lmaooo . but that can easily b arranged <3_<3

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aftercare with megumi <3

except he doesn’t rlly know what to do so when you’re done he just kinda stands there acting completely normal while you’re still trying to catch your breath. ik this man’s stamina is 😵‍💫😵‍💫. gets something to clean you after a while and then is just like 🧍🏻🧍🏻🧍🏻do you need anything. actin like he didn’t just fuck the daylights out of you

stop this is so accurate !!! esp the little standing beside u like “uh… do you need anything?” pls hes such a sweetheart n he’s rly trying his best sob ;;;[ he’s so cute ! once u tell him if u need anything he’s so attentive tho . he’ll get used 2 it <3

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apparently satosugu is canon…did u know ab it? 😭

i js had a mental breakdown bc i want them both but since they’re not real it will never happen ☠️

i seen smth like hinting towards it where gege agreed w smth about it . . but i never shipped them romantically anyway so i just kinda ignored it lmaoooo whoops ! oh well i’m still gonna smooch gojo <3 !