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“ Hey check out how hard I can cry. ”
“ bhqsnbsdvchb n,qsbhsdjhjbdscvhjb ,,, ”
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*deep breath*
“ ♫ 𝕎ℍ𝔸𝕋'𝕊 ℕ𝔼𝕎 𝕊ℂ𝕆𝕆𝔹𝕐 𝔻𝕆𝕆
𝕎𝔼'ℝ𝔼 ℂ𝕆𝕄𝕀ℕ' 𝔸𝔽𝕋𝔼ℝ 𝕐𝕆𝕌
𝕐𝕆𝕌'ℝ𝔼 𝔾𝕆ℕℕ𝔸 𝕊𝕆𝕃𝕍𝔼 𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋 𝕄𝕐𝕊𝕋𝔼ℝ𝕐
𝕀 𝕊𝔼𝔼 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕊ℂ𝕆𝕆𝔹𝕐 𝔻𝕆𝕆 ♪ ”
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tcpdog replied to your post
shh you’ll understand when you’re older. ^_^
“ WHEN I’M OLD ENOUGH YOU’S GONNA BE BEHIND BARS WITH MY FOOT UP YO’ ASS, YOU BASTARD !! ”
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MUH BUTTHOLE
HOLE
MUH BUTTHOLE
MY BUTT
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the-composer replied to your photo
OH………. OH NO…….. im lvoe
“ -- WAIT NO -- SHIT -- YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED T’ BE HERE !! ”
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dechlach replied to your post
a gordie sandwich it sounds like - surrounded by banana bois
“ 𝕊𝕀ℝ THIS IS A DENNY’S. ”
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strelitzia: i think a good bonding exercise as a couple would be to break into a house, but like, a rich person’s house, or better into a big store at night, and you hold my hand as we run away from the cops. we then spend the night spraypainting on roofs, we watch the stars together, and then make out like it’s the end of the world.
any of her first dates, ever: i think that is a little --
streli: ugh. next.
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skulldxddy replied to your post
caveman solidarity
“ Yeah well mine at least ain’t completely fuckin’ dumb an’ is fuckin’ sober too. ”
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straight-up takes out a hunting knife from her back pocket
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kyfhauser replied to your post: “ – But also dun’ repeat that. ”
:/
“ DUN’ FUCK WITH ME !!! ” starts violently swinging her bat around. “ I GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE !!! ”
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joshua sewer rat jesus
I DID WARN YOU ► accepting
“ I commit tax fraud. ”
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please by god roast guzma
I DID WARN YOU ► accepting
“ At this rate Imma probs’ die in my thirties. I also dun’ fuckin’ know how ta’ write half a’ th’ words I just fuckin’ said. Also, if ya ever sat or touched sum’thin’ ? Chances are I peed on it. ”
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streli, upon meeting frisk, if that ever happens:
“ oh my fucking lord please help me, there’s this super gross dude followin’ me ‘round, his name is jerry -- WAIT -- WAIT NO, PLEASE -- !! ”
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝟏𝟎𝟒 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.
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