Proton is fucking dead.
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" WOWโ but i can still scream, " inhales.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAโ "
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Archer, with the most unamused expression on his face:
"woof." ๐
gives him little chin scritches before ever so gently grasping his jaw for that undivided attention. as if he'd allow archer to look at anyone else like this. " is that how you ask for attention, executive? " / @tcpdog
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แฆ sending this purely for shits & giggles bc i can't send it to anyone on m2
(attraction meme.)
Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme
<< Hope you find peace someday. >>
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แฆ
Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme
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โ if it were up to me, you wouldโve been dead a long time ago. โ
the crime meme (open)
He just had to let out a laugh. An unsettlingly sincere one.
"Oh, of that I have no doubt! At least, that you would have tried your luck. I believe I could say the same for you. You've done such a fine job of facilitating your master's success, after all. I suppose it's lucky for all of us that Giovanni and I continue to abide by our rules of engagement, hm?"
There were likely plenty of Rockets eager to make their boss proud by ridding him of his biggest rival, but the ones who even stood a chance at succeeding knew it wasn't their place. Just as Ghetsis respected certain boundaries to avoid some mutually catastrophic conflict between the organizations.
Archer was one of them. For now.
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stares into the camera like itโs the office
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can't hyperbeam me if I flamethrower you first. :|
good thing I've got a type advantage just for this.
GYARADOS USES HYDRO PUMP.
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@tcpdogโ
He is aware that both have reached a point where anxiety takes her nowhere, where itโd only make him release bitter or teasing comments - and that is something sheโs learned to manage only for him . He likes to play ? Maybe sheโs learned to follow the game a little bit more, just a tad more daring than older times .
โ . . . โ
A blank stare never averted from his, perhaps understanding the oddity of the situation sheโs put him in โ for their luck however, she couldnโt help but chuckle. It didnโt mean any mock at all, though it was just absurd how that was his first reaction, which she foresaw as soon as that one smile showed up in his features . Alas, itโs relieving and surprising how little took the blue haired man to accept her offering ; to pretend a bit of interest, at least . That kept a smile on her lips .
โ Ah โ look where youโve put me, Executive . โ
Fingers delicately grab the pair of ceramic chopsticks, and with her usual dedication she points at and describes the assortment of vegetables and protein that hopefully could help him keep a healthier diet; how many grams, how many calories and how they were cooked .
Just a slide forward of her hips from the chair closed the distance between them, and she was ready to follow him along โ a small piece of steamed broccoli already held in front of him .
โ Would you mind saying โaaahโ for me, then ? Or are you tired of that as well ? โ
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โ looks like you could use a bodyguard. โ // (he's saying this sarcastically)
Crime Themed Sentence Starters | @tcpdog
Using sarcasm with Lusamine was usually a lost cause. She had a tendency to either miss it entirely, or, dismiss it without a response. Initially, she turns her head to zone in on the person addressing her, much in the way a motion sensing camera would activate upon picking up movement.
There was no body language suggesting that the comment was genuine, however. No traditional signs of typical emoting either, making it remarkably difficult for Lusamine to deduce this oneโs motivation. And so, she can only come to one conclusion: it was a remark in jest.
โWhat do you believe warrants a joke?โ Lusamine asks plainly, expression flat.
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"Don't pretend you know a fucking thing about me, or about him for that matterโ!"
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โ Are you implying that I'm not getting birthday presents? Me? The birthday boy? Lil guy on his birthday? Lil guy that works so hard? Lil guy that everybody loves and adores? Me? You're talking to me? Standing here and saying that it's more likely that I'm gonna burn down the building than it is that I'm gonna have birthday cake? That's what you're saying? This? The eve of the eve of my 34th birthday? Not even a cupcake? Are you calling me undeserving of the basic joys of life, Archer? Because that's just fucked up and you should look inward. Massive hater energy. Not a cute look. Called out. Canceled. Get real. โ
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" well, yeah, but THEY TALKED TO ME FIRST. i'm not just gonna sit and ignore the horrors, " leans over to poke him on the nose. " if you even care. " / @tcpdog
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this is a conversation to be had with each of the executives. alone. giovanni knows neither of them is fond of sudden changes in their schedules, but there's no such thing as the ' right moment ' to bring this topic up. no surroundings that could soften it โ he wants, nor needs, no excuses to be handed out for his actions. and even if never spoken about, the aftermath of the events during rocket's undoubtedly darkest time seemed to hang over their every interaction โ subtle yet heavy, like a noose, eagerly awaiting for either to hang themselves with it.
after taking the offered seat, the silence is left lingering for a few seconds that feel much longer than necessary. " i have kept you in the dark about matters i shouldn't have. namely, the events that took place after the silph co incident. and the reasons behind them, " his words remain stable as ever, yet with an edge of unmistakable firmness.
" i left you to pick up the debris of the wreckage that i caused. and the least i owe is an explanation. a proper one, instead of letting the old rumors define it, " of course, he'd been aware of those โ no one had dared to talk about it in the open, the whispers had made rounds. the talk rarely made appearance anymore now that the organization has risen far above what it had been before the events. / @tcpdog / cont.
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Gold VC:
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โLearning a lot about executive Archer todayโฆ Rubix, leave the man alone.โ
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