#“I’m a straight rogue mothercuckers’’

[punkrockgrantaire]

A Court of Fey and Flowers future where Peep Featherfowl isn’t technically a warlock but DOES have all the most powerful and influential archfey on speed dial. Literally any problem comes up and she always just says “oh lemme call my mom/uncle/auntie/uncle/uncle OR entie”. She constantly insists she is NOT a warlock tho.