#“can I get a black Americano?” -tastes like burnt horse mane- “ohhh where is your cream and sugar? I need this to be a sugary latte now”
Text
I like to imagine traveling back in time to the Victorian Era just so I can loudly find refined white sugar a banal item and can bitch about the quality of tea available in the West
#invite me to your 1870s tea party#I'll gently decline any sugar stating I have a sweettooth but dont like to cover the flavor of tea#and then I'll take a sip. make a face like someone just fed me poison. and then add four lumps#this is also my strategy when I go to coffee shops that look indie but are Starbucks dupes#“can I get a black Americano?” -tastes like burnt horse mane- “ohhh where is your cream and sugar? I need this to be a sugary latte now”#though being polite about coffee tasting like shit is actually part of my new cafe scoping routine so I dont actually make a scene#I do add the cream and sugar. i just also take my first sip on the way to the station to make the actual gauging taste on if its good#roz says a thing
3 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
thetinyscald-blog
The Tiny Skald
brzxx
A T H L E T E
blackjackkent
Mad North-Northwest
acatalogueofbeautifulthings
Beautiful Things
s-nit
☾