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KZK ~ Episode 34: Of Dumb-ass Gunday, Choti Dadi’s Shenanigans and Dances

Aur kuch ho na ho, Anurag will sit with Prerna somehow for the pooja

I can bet $1000 on that

Goddammit panditji, can the muharat get any more specific: 8:18-8:19, surely bhagwanji has better things to do than create a muhurat at such a specific time. Nice touch with the, this is the best time since 120 years to do such a pooja. Won’t make Mohini shit herself at all when Anurag sits with Prerna (I’m 100% sure that will happen)

Oh good, another character to fuck shit up

When you touch an aunty’s feet = automatic good sanskar

Man I can’t take the gunday seriously, they are cracking me up

Love how Anurag walked right past them without even acknowledging that something may be up

I thought you were the smart one in this place

Even fucking choti dadi who only saw them together for a second knows what’s up

Thank god Prerna noticed them and used her remaining brain cell

Lolllll they aren’t even hiding their intentions, look at the way they are staring at murtis:

HOLY SHIT MOHINI, HOW DO YOU BOOK PEOPLE TO PERFORM IN YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT EVEN SEEING THEIR FACES. COME ON MAN, ITNA BHI MUJHE CHUTHIYA NA BANAO

AND AS IF SHE DIDN’T SEE THE KNIFE, THAT SHE WAS ABOUT TO GET STABBED WITH

Surely, being as rich as the Basu’s are, they don’t leave their jewels lying around, like they would put them in a safe or the bank

This smooth motherfucker

“Woh tumhare liye nahi, Naveen babu ke liya tha. Shivani unhe kuch khaas pasand nahi karti na, isliye tumhara naam liya” Kisko bewakoof bana rahi ho, you couldn’t even say that without stuttering 300 times

AHAH she was super jealous with the Chandrarekha stunt

but honestly, how can she compare the two things

“WHY DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND KE TUM MERE LIYE KYA BAN CHUKI HO” Holy shit, mans almost confessed

Okay, hopefully Onu has a mind and a half and susses this shit out

Thank god, Naveen got ushered away I can only deal with one creep per episode

SHIETTTT I TOLD YOU ALL, HE’S GONNA SIT IN THE POOJA - also you idiot, if Prerna’s doing the pooja, why do you think you’ll be doing the pooja with her

Ohhh Nivi is the one who is F R E A K I N G instead of Mohini

She honestly needs to chill though

Oh good, Mohini is also freaking, more than Naveen somehow

For some reason Madhuri has a greater reaction

“Kyun jo mujhe nazar aa raha hai, woh aur kisiko nazar nahi aa raha” Wellllll, you are surrounded by bumbling idiots, so I guess that would be a major factor

Holy shit, Prerna has also had enough of these couple dances like the rest of us.

That time she dug her heel in his foot was quite memorable

Choti Dadi has more akal than anyone here, and she’s come to assert dominance #GoChotiDadiGo

Don’t take no for an answer

Oh straight up, the first single boy in sight: “Tum karoge humaare Prerna se shaadi?” Choti Dadi got straight to the point that anyone is better than Naveen

Anurag is shook

Don’t worry Choti Dadi, usko bohot pehle se manzoor hai

he’s just a bit of a dumb fuck, who will understand his feelings for her during the worst time possible

They’re literally having a running gag on dementia

It’s a pretty common old age disease which isn’t a joke, right now she may forget details, but later on she can forget things like to shower, to eat, basic human necessities

I dont get why in tellywood, whether it be the lgbt rights, diseases, marriage etc. why are these a joke

CHALLO LADKE KO BHI MANZOOR HAIN

Nahi, not another weird couple dance, they make me uncomfortable, Prerna uncomfortable, Prerna’s family uncomfortable, Anurag uncomfortable, and everyone around them uncomfortable

Anurag’s reactions are absolute gold, his face is literally like, “Are you srs Prerna, thought you grew a brain by now, but nope”

“Pink dupatte wali memsaab, will you dance with me?” Kyun public mein beisti karwana chaahtha hai, she said no to you literally 5 minutes ago

List of things I wasn’t expecting:

HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID THAT, IM SHOOKETH TO THE CORE

ALSO HIS SMILE THOUGH #SahFknCute

Mohini be like ‘yes baby’ now, but watch her be ‘NOOO ONU BABY NO’ in a month’s time

The dance was nice and all, but the random hand gestures kinda ruined it

Precap: Anurag ne dekh bhi liya toh what’s the big deal, the idiot doesn’t even realise he could get out his phone and record them, and then whatsapp the recording on the family group chat. But no instead he is going watch all of this, act shocked, then tell Prerna, who will tell him to fuck off, then tell his mother who will also tell him to fuck off and then he will cry to his dad saying “what should I do now”

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