#I am your rizz guru

[heythered3lilahsblog]

"ab mein itni bhi kuch khaas nhi hu", tum ho, bas tumhe pata nhi hai woh baat alag hai

[krsnaradhika]

Oh my God in your recent post (BTW I am a different anon) when you said Shri Sampraday call to you I gasped bcoz SAME. I also love the fact that our Shri 🌸 is considered the first guru and hence the name. PS. I have seen bhakts hating on Kanha's loved ones in his adulthood like what? From belittling Arjun to making passive aggressive comments against Dwarka-Shriyas is absolutely wild to me and I think people are just so used to it that they don't even see anything wrong with it . Apart from the Gita DWARKADISH KRISHNA AND HIS LEELAS IN DWARKA ARE SO UNDERRATED. I love Vrindavan and kanhaiya there as well obviously but I have a strange fondness for Dwarka. I don't know how to phrase it but just thinking about Dwarka by the sea with Kanha and his Shriyas feels like home. And once again I think Dwarkadish and all his Dwarkeshwaris deserve the world (i mean they own it but still-). This was kind of a vent because I am kinda tired of this behaviour by Hindus themselves, anyway I love your blog and your writings. Everytime I read a new chapter a new word is added to my vocabulary so thank you for that as well😭😭❤

You have gotten me started on this one, anon. I'm not to be blamed.

Dvaraka is my forever muse. Like, yeah Vrindavana and Barsana and Gokula are home too but Dvaraka is a whole different vibe. The many many Maa Lakshmi roopas, Kanha highlighted as a husband and a father, Maa Devaki (yes she gives me the feels too. God I love her), Baba Vasudeva, Dau, Bhabhi Revati, Subhadra, Gada, the kids, the wondrous city skskskskskaaaaa.

And yeah, this is Kaliyuga. You see Arjuna being slandered and people literally glorifying Karna. Arjuna is literally called Narottama and is revered in the very first verse of the Jaya Samhita, and the fools have this audacity🤦🏻‍♀️

I absolutely HATE how they dishonor my Shriyas cuz tf did they do to these ignorant lil shits? Leave my queens alone. I will start throwing hands now, with no regrets.

Dvarakadheesha Krishna is so so 🤌🏻✨💗 like- the vibes? The aura? The rizz? The mor mukut and the gold armor? The serenity? The mischief? The sweetness? The teachings? The platonic and romantic bonds? THE MAN? I'm obsessed ehehe.

SHRI JI IS OUR GURU ALL THE WAY YAYYYYYYY CUZ SHE'S LEADING US TO HARI'S LOTUS FEET 🪷🫶🏻✨

I love you too anon. And you're welcome. This really is the most frequent compliment I've gotten as a writer 🤣🫶🏻

[howlingday]

Yang Negotiates

Qrow: Why can't we just throw the part at Jaune's place?

Yang: Because bad things always happen at Jaune's place. I'd rather throw the party here, where it can be safe.

Qrow: It's literally thousands of miles from civilization.

Yang: Come on! I'll give you, uh... two whole Dragon Balls?

Qrow: The fu- What am I supposed to do with two Dragon Balls?!

Yang: Gee, I don't know. Maybe you could collect four more and wish for people to actually like you?

Qrow: What, did you drop out of pre-school?

Yang: What? (Counts on her fingers)

Qrow: And for the record, people love me. WAY more than you, actually.

Yang: Bullshit. What could you have that I don't?

Qrow: Corvid rizz.

Yang: That's not a thing.

Qrow: Oh, it is definitely a thing. SHOW 'EM, RAVEN!

Raven: (Laying back, Robyn and Tai snuggle)

Yang: That doesn't count- She doesn't count!

Qrow: What can I say? She's got the plume. Bitches love the plume.

Yang: What, and like you know what women want?

Qrow: Of course. I was a legend, and I went by many names. The Cock-Guru, the Coochie-Hermit, and- my personal favorite- THE SEX WHISPERER!

Yang: You made those up.

Qrow: I did not.

Yang: Okay, well, if you have Corvid rizz, then I have monkey rizz!

Qrow: I'm pretty sure that's racist.

Yang: How is that racist?! I'm the saiyan here!

Qrow: Oh, I know what you're saiyan here, and it's racist! Show some respect! I've got nieces who are minorities, god damn it!

Yang: You're a crazy, drunk man.

Qrow: The Connoisseur of Genitalia is also an acceptable nickname.

Yang: That's it. I'm leaving.

Qrow: Wait a sec! Don't forget your balls! (Holds up Dragon Balls, Cackles)

Yang: (Walking away) OH SHUT UP!

[heythered3lilahsblog]

me: I can fit the whole world in my hands

you: no, that's impossible

me: *cups your face*