#↬ silent screams ☇ amy

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ultimate ship meme ; i mean i feel like saying amy and aiden would be weirdly entertaining bc they are clearly best friends and more than half these things wouldn't happen unless they made a deal to marry each other at a certain age just so they wouldn't be single for life but IT'S ALL I GOT so the silent screamers brotp. LET ME LIVE !!

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Alright I mean let’s assume this is that weird au world where they marry each other because they don’t wanna grow old as shit alone. 

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? 5ever - let’s be real! 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? Dude I mean it took a minute for him to grow on her. But their platonic friend love? Yeah that’s freakin’ epic and I mean eventually, they could fall in love for realsies. 

How was their first kiss? Drunk. It was drunk and sloppy. 

Wedding:

Who proposed? Amy. Hardcore definitely Amy. 

Who is the best man/men? Uh…I have no idea tbh. 

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? Her sister for sure. 

Who did the most planning? Amy. 

Who stressed the most? I don’t think either of them stressed all that much about it.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Her ex

Sex:

Who is on top? Well now, that depends entirely on the day

Who is the one to instigate things? Again, that’s gonna depend on the day. I think they both do.

How healthy is their sex life? Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? I mean they can both last for a while. 

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? Um…usually. 

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? There’s Charlotte. But I don’t think they’re rushing to have one of their own 

How many children will they adopt? 0

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Charlotte’s way out of diapers so…

Who is the stricter parent? Amy. So so Amy. 

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Amy.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Amy

Who is the more loved parent? I mean it’s Amy. But Charlotte is sooo likely to go to Aiden for fun stuffs.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both because Amy will drag Aiden’s ass to PTA meetings kicking and screaming. 

Who cried the most at graduation? Both! 

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Aiden.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? Amy

Who is the most picky in their food choice? Amy

Who does the grocery shopping? Amy

How often do they bake desserts? Like all the damn time. Nearly daily tbh

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Well, Aiden’s definitely a meat lover. And Amy’s more of a salad eater. 

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Aiden - for Amy, he’s a closet romantic.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? Um…probably Aiden.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? Aiden. But no worries, Amy will fix that real quick. 

Chores:

Who cleans the room? They share that duty

Who is really against chores? Aiden hates them, but he knows Amy’ll kick his butt if he doesn’t do them

Who cleans up after the pets? Charlotte does because technically Iron Man’s her dog. 

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Aiden

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Amy

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Aiden

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? Amy

Who takes the dog out for a walk? Charlotte. But Aiden probably goes with her. Even well into when she’s old enough to go all alone. 

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Amy decorates for every single holiday always. 

What are their goals for the relationship? I mean their goals are to be happy. To be settled. 

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Aiden

Who plays the most pranks? They both are so likely to

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! ( for fun let's say aiden and amy or amy and jasper )

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In some crazy AU world where Amy and Aiden got married for whatever reason...

Who was the one to propose: Amy. Let’s be real, Aiden didn’t have the balls for that. Who stressed more over wedding planning: Honestly, I don’t think either of them stress all that much about wedding planning. Who decorated the house: Amy. She has style and Aiden doesn’t. Like not even a little bit. Who is more organized: Amy. Aiden’s kind of a hot mess.Who initiates bedroom fun: AidenWho suggested kids first: There’s already Charlotte. And I’m sure Amy thinks that ‘s enough. So if kids are brought up, it’s definitely by Aiden. Who’s more dominant: Aiden.Who’s the cuddler: AidenWhat’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Amy listening to Aiden play.Who kills the spiders: AmyWho falls asleep first: AmyWho is louder? Aiden because Amy sooo knows how to be quiet.Who is more experimental? AidenDo they fuck or make love? Um...probably fuckWho is more likely to be caught masturbating? AidenWho comes first? Um...Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Amy prefers it and Aiden’s probably waaay better at it.Who usually initiates things? Uh...Aiden?Who is more sensitive? Uh...Amy?Who has the most patience? Amy.