#╰ ゜crack. * the pines often whisper what no tongue can tell. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

redemn · 2 months

Note

Arthur my man do you support homo rights

this is the funniest and most obnoxious question that arthur has ever received , hands down . not the question as a whole , per se , but mostly that he , uh , has never been asked anything in quite the way this is being asked for him right now . you ever been barreling down a rural country road at 11 o'clock at night and seen a deer standing in the middle of the road , staring with its reflective eyes right back at you with all the horror of the past seventeen generations of deer ? well , arthur is that deer right now , standing in front of your anonymous car , staring with his deep-set reflective gaze that should actually really be called gays in this context . and , like any idiot deer , he doesn't even try getting out of the way until it's too late . except he knows it's too late , and instead of running to the side , he's running head-on , whitetail antlers pointed to garrote the driver .

❝ yeah , 'course i support homo rights . ain't no one's business but you and your person who you love . i met a few like that . there was a mail clerk one time , or might be he was a train clerk , or might be he was both , but he weren't no good at hidin' what he was , but he weren't mean and he didn't treat me like nothin' but a good friend . don't know if it was just him , but you folks got a funny way'a signin' off on your letters . i don't know what five x's stands for , but at least it seemed friendly . ain't no harm . i can't pretend i understand them all that much ❞ ( spoken as a bi man who doesn't know he's bi right now [ … ] joke's gonna be on him some day , except it's gonna be a semi that hits him right in the nuts ) ❝ and i also support homo wrongs . i see you use your fist to knock a man out's causin' you trouble over who you like to keep your company with , i ain't hesitate to look the other way . i'll kill a homo-hatin' bastard out there too . if you ask . for five dollars . ❞

#( ;; look ... i turned off my brain and let him stream-of-consciousness this. )#( ;; my man doesn't know he's in the club. )#( ;; a.rthur: b.ill williamson’s on thin ice wi’ me though. )#╰ ゜in character. * answered.#╰ ゜crack. * the pines often whisper what no tongue can tell.

13 notes · View notes

redemn · 7 months

Note

Nosfuratu poses like one of those pretty french girls nearby

❝ [ ... ] quit standin' like that . it's freakin' me out . ❞

#anon #( ;; the man was so stunned i had to make it a g.if. )#( ;; are you happy. )#( ;; why are there so many vampires in his inbox actually. )#╰ ゜in character. * answered.#╰ ゜crack. * the pines often whisper what no tongue can tell.

11 notes · View notes

redemn · 5 months

Note

Hey Arthur there's something on your shirt. Yeah, there, lemme just - *flicks his nose* AH, GOTTEM!

muttering : ❝ there's somethin' on my shirt ? well i didn't get into no fights or drop any food'r nothin' AUGH ❞ well damn that all to hell . he really was looking down at his shirt .

and now what ? now he's gone and collapsed on the ground . ragdolled himself . just draped over the dirt like a fresh corpse ready to be put into his grave . cause of death : falling for the oldest trick in the book .

╰ ゜UNPROMPTED. / 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐.

#( ;; this is what happens to him when i spawn him into r.do. )#( ;; so embarrassing. :(((( )#╰ ゜in character. * answered.#╰ ゜crack. * the pines often whisper what no tongue can tell.

4 notes · View notes

redemn · 2 months

Note

Can I get a kiss too if I become a horse (you can even ride me ;)) )

i hope you're ready to get a whole lot of arthur staring at you like there's a screw loose in your head . because that's the exact expression he has on his face right now . ❝ if you … become a horse . ❞ not even a question . that's a statement . he knows what you just said .

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ❝ … no . ❞

#( ;; WHAT. )#( ;; if it's been the same person sending me these. this is the only one you'll see me post. )#( ;; i've gotten quite a few h.orny asks and both a.rthur and i aren't super h.orny people. )#( ;; i would like to keep it to a minimum. thank you ! )#╰ ゜in character. * answered.#╰ ゜crack. * the pines often whisper what no tongue can tell.

3 notes · View notes

redemn · 2 months

Note

Ya know the game, mister? Well, you just lost it.

blink … blink blonk . ❝ i never heard'a the game before . i don't know what i just lost . i wasn't competin' in nothin' far as i knew . ❞

and then he's going to look around , as if that's going to help answer the question in his mind right now . ❝ whatever you say … how'd i lose , anyhow ? ❞

#( ;; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. )#( ;; FOUL. )#╰ ゜crack. * the pines often whisper what no tongue can tell.#╰ ゜in character. * answered.

5 notes · View notes

redemn · 4 months

Note

hey arthur want to come and get spooked (go see ghosts) with me

❝ hey there isaak ! thanks for askin’ , really appreciate the offer . that sounds like the worst idea you could ever offer me ! i’m gon’ have to pass ! one time i saw a ghost in the swamps and i got so scared i nearly shat my pants ! had to put up the pause menu to take a breather ! i got no shit left in me to scare ! ❞

( he will go see ghosts with isaak . when do they leave ? )

#ilmourne #( ;; can't read my c.rack in anything other than r.oger's voice. )#( ;; chat is it over for me. )#╰ ゜in character. * answered.#╰ ゜crack. * the pines often whisper what no tongue can tell.

2 notes · View notes

redemn · 4 months

Note

HEY LISTEN,., and listen good ........ i ,,, shit my pants .. today :( .. ( hfdsjksds I HAD to )

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝ .... ❞

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝ i can't believe it ! ❞

#( ;; well that's fucked up j.ohn. that's really fucked up. )#( ;; it's the way we look batshit and no one will understand the reference. )#( ;; LIKE HELPPPPPPP ???? )#╰ ゜in character. * answered.#╰ ゜crack. * the pines often whisper what no tongue can tell.

2 notes · View notes

redemn · 7 months

Note

save a horse, ride a cowboy ♫ (happy tuesday kat)

arthur , gesturing vaguely , cigar between his teeth : ❝ you better show me proof you got a horse needs savin’ . ❞ he’s totally chill .

( this man is about to pop a blood vessel . he will forever be plagued by this curse . the curse of saving a horse and riding a cowboy . he would like to formally not thank the person who coined this entire term . whoever said it first , he’s coming for you . whatever the opposite of thanking a person is , that’s what he’s planning on raining down upon you . woe and gunsmoke and hellfire be upon ye . )

╰ ゜UNPROMPTED. / 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐.

#ofsoul #( ;; don't mind that i'm DAYS late. x )#( ;; but this has ended my entire bloodline. /pos )#╰ ゜crack. * the pines often whisper what no tongue can tell.#╰ ゜in character. * answered.

5 notes · View notes

redemn · 7 months

Note

what does arthur think of this song? (can't timestamp on mobile but 00:30 is the relevant verse :3)

… "you can catch me in vegas , catch me in tokyo , catch me on the dick tryna ride like a rodeo ( yeehaw ! )"

❝ … ❞ ( please wait five minutes and fifteen seconds while he buffers . ) ❝ … that ain't right . ❞ catch him scratching the back of his neck . catch him pressing his lips together in thought . catch him with his brows weaved into the deepest frown you will ever see in your entire life . there has never been a man more confused than him . he's just set the next world record . for most confused man . ❝ that just sounds painful . i ain't never wanna hear 'yeehaw' used in a sentence like that again . ❞

#prosopagn0sis #( ;; how could you subject him to something like this. )#( ;; i knew when i heard it start playing that this was about to be. )#( ;; how you say. a mess. )#╰ ゜in character. * answered.#╰ ゜crack. * the pines often whisper what no tongue can tell.

2 notes · View notes

redemn · 8 months

Text

tags. finally. pt 1.

╰ ゜out of character. * kat's blabbering about cowboys again. ╰ ゜save. * this is mine now ! get your own ! ╰ ゜out of character. * starter call. ╰ ゜in character. * starter. ╰ ゜in character. * thread. ╰ ゜out of character. * answered. ╰ ゜in character. * answered. ╰ ゜out of character. * dash commentary.

╰ ゜study. * old iron bearing down like wind ; it's built by ruin. ╰ ゜musing. * they say i do it wrong runnin from the law. ╰ ゜mannerism. * ain't gonna be no jury ; no self-defense. ╰ ゜headcanon. * i'll fight forgiveness ; so suffer for my shame. ╰ ゜skills. * but where the fire died ; it burnt a hole in me. ╰ ゜aesthetic. * i can't quite remember just what guided me. ╰ ゜art. * my nights go on and on ; my days are dark and tarred. ╰ ゜music. * under the blazin sun ; my heart's forever charred. ╰ ゜self promo. * this train keeps rollin ; filled with sinners. ╰ ゜promo. * i've still my cross to bear ; will i be saved ? ╰ ゜meme. * tell me once again that old story ; cure the pride. ╰ ゜wishlist. * too tired to feel this old ; too late to start again. ╰ ゜edits. * no one to blame this time ; i'm forsaken in this land. ╰ ゜crack. * the pines often whisper what no tongue can tell. ╰ ゜queue. * i leave my life behind ; ruined by my hand.

#╰ ゜out of character. * kat's blabbering about cowboys again.#╰ ゜save. * this is mine now ! get your own !#╰ ゜out of character. * starter call.#╰ ゜in character. * starter.#╰ ゜in character. * thread.#╰ ゜out of character. * answered.#╰ ゜in character. * answered.#╰ ゜out of character. * dash commentary.#╰ ゜study. * old iron bearing down like wind ; it's built by ruin.#╰ ゜musing. * they say i do it wrong runnin from the law.#╰ ゜mannerism. * ain't gonna be no jury ; no self-defense.#╰ ゜headcanon. * i'll fight forgiveness ; so suffer for my shame.#╰ ゜skills. * but where the fire died ; it burnt a hole in me.#╰ ゜aesthetic. * i can't quite remember just what guided me.#╰ ゜art. * my nights go on and on ; my days are dark and tarred.#╰ ゜music. * under the blazin sun ; my heart's forever charred.#╰ ゜self promo. * this train keeps rollin ; filled with sinners.#╰ ゜promo. * i've still my cross to bear ; will i be saved ?#╰ ゜meme. * tell me once again that old story ; cure the pride.#╰ ゜wishlist. * too tired to feel this old ; too late to start again.#╰ ゜edits. * no one to blame this time ; i'm forsaken in this land.#╰ ゜crack. * the pines often whisper what no tongue can tell.#╰ ゜queue. * i leave my life behind ; ruined by my hand.

0 notes